Wings Over Scotland has been produced for free for the last three and a half years. Our last operational fundraiser was in May 2019. Then again, we’ve been retired for nearly half that time, with only occasional new posts.
But Scottish politics has never been in a more dire state than it is now, with the SNP stolen from its members by a tiny cabal not interested in independence but only in power for its own sake and the “queering” of Scottish society, while the opposition is a worthless ragbag of hapless incompetents and the media is a national embarrassment.
Right, as promised, one last piece of admin. (This post will be removed in due time.)
We left yesterday’s piece and the associated poll up for two full days to make sure the people who don’t read Wings at weekends saw it and had the chance to vote in it too. But in truth it was pretty obvious how the vote would go from about 20 minutes in.
When the Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died last month, the first of their songs that popped into my head, for no particular reason, was “Under My Thumb”, a mildly controversial 1966 album track the band never released as a single in the West.
Its most infamous place in history, though, is this.
Until Watts’ death I was only very broadly aware of the events at Altamont Speedway in 1969, a free festival at a racetrack near San Francisco at which four people died in scenes of malevolent chaos and which is widely regarded as the grim headstone of the hippy era.
But on seeing the extraordinary footage above for the first time on the day of Watts’ death – taken from “Gimme Shelter”, notionally the official movie of the show, although the first two-thirds of it are actually a mundane travelogue of the preceding tour dates – I did some proper reading up on it.
And as I did, a horribly familiar feeling started to unfold.
An ongoing exception to this site’s retirement is for news relating to the scandalous imprisonment of journalist and former UK ambassador Craig Murray, the only human in the history of the planet Earth ever to be jailed for the barely-defined pseudo-crime of “jigsaw identification”.
We had another phone call from Craig in HMP Edinburgh yesterday, and he continues to be in good spirits and be well treated by both staff and fellow inmates. He expressed great gratitude for the flood of mail sent by Wings readers in response to our appeal a couple of weeks ago – he’s been receiving up to 60 letters, emails and packages a day, which have been very much appreciated in helping him pass the 22.5 hours out of every 24 that he spends locked alone in his cell.
The prison authorities, however, imposed some bizarre restrictions.
Ten years ago this month I was in a pub called The Porter in Bath with my girlfriend and her family, buying everyone whiskies and gabbling deliriously (I’d been up for over 40 hours at that point) about the significance of what had just happened.
Alex Salmond’s SNP had just broken the Scottish electoral system, winning an absolute majority of seats in a Parliament designed expressly to stop that from ever happening. A total of 72 pro-independence MSPs had been elected, and it was already clear that an independence referendum was going to happen despite the Labour Party’s best efforts. It was impossibly exciting.
This month I sat and watched 72 ostensibly pro-indy MSPs be elected again, but this time with my heart breaking, knowing that they would achieve nothing and indeed had no real intention to even try.
So, this absolute bumhole has just achieved what the combined massed forces of the Unionist establishment and the SNP Twitler Youth alike couldn’t – she’s basically shut down Wings Over Scotland.
Stealthily making her way last night past all the fortifications designed to prevent her and her five associates (Pepsi, Daphne, Celeste, Coco and Rosie, if you’re interested) from travelling from the Palatial Rat Environment to the danger-strewn floor of the Wings office, the tiny furry idiot above holed herself up behind my printer, idly chewing on its USB cable to pass the time even though there was food everywhere, including the packet of biscuits the little sod had dragged down off my desk .
Today is going to be by some distance the quietest one in Scottish politics this week, so I hope you’ll forgive me a personal indulgence, readers. Because while I just ignore unimaginably vast torrents of online abuse every hour of every day of every year, once in a blue moon some things get said that you just can’t let pass.
Paul Kavanagh made a lot of unpleasant personal-attack tweets yesterday off the back of an unpleasant personal-attack article on his blog, which I don’t propose to get into the many individual falsehoods and misrepresentations of here.
(While I believe his evidence in the Dugdale case actually did more harm than good, I don’t hold him responsible for that and I appreciated his willingness to try to help when others I’d considered friends had turned their back.)
Here at Wings it’s mostly our job to point out things that are broken. (Currently that’s mostly the SNP.) But there are also other more useful people working on actually fixing stuff. Readers might want to give them a hearing and perhaps offer some assistance and input of their own, especially as you can do it today without leaving your house.
It costs nothing and it starts at noon. All you need to participate is the virtual meeting software Hopin (also free). What is there to lose?
We’re absurdly touched by your response to the daft wee joke fundraiser we set up this week to raise £50 over a court case. We’re going to have to drink a LOT of fancy gin now. Thank you so much to everyone who donated, at a time when a lot of very good causes are also raising money. We’ll help some of them out from the proceeds.
We can’t help thinking, though, that at a very stressful time for the Yes movement a lot of people were just enjoying the chance to have a bit of much-needed fun. So allow us to offer our extra-special thanks to some unexpected benefactors.
Alert readers from last night will notice that we’re currently running our first fundraiser since June 2019. It’s not one of our proper annual ones, in fact it’s basically just a joke at the expense of the Twitler Youth, but if anyone does want to kindly buy us a small treat of some sort it’ll be most appreciated. Click the pic to donate, if it would amuse you.
(The fundraiser is also to mark the one millionth reader comment on Wings. Jings.)
We’ll be back with some normal Scottish politics news shortly after noon, when we’re expecting to know the outcome of Martin Keatings’ court case over Section 30 powers. Should be a pretty interesting day.
Alert readers may have noticed that the hypothetical Wings list party is once again the talk of the steamie, with the usual suspects stamping their feet and pouting about it yet again on social media, in particular the firmly-ensconced SNP MP Pete Wishart and the worryingly obsessed former poll-analysis website WINGS OVER SCOTLAND IS BAD AND TERRIBLE AND STUART CAMPBELL SOMETIMES DOES SWEARS SO NOBODY WOULD EVER VOTE FOR HIM! Goes Pop.
(We’re not sure where this sudden outbreak of 18th-century Puritanism about Scottish people using colourful language has come from, to be honest. It seems the weirdest and least plausible grounds for objection imaginable in a country that’s literally world-famous for its enthusiastic embrace of swearing, but *shrug*.)
The trigger was a bizarre piece in yesterday’s Courier (also picked up by the National, the Evening Express and others). They phoned us last week ostensibly to talk about a new website set up by a bunch of loony Unionist zoomers who with amusingly ironic timing have named themselves “The Majority”, and whether we thought they’d have any impact or be able to attract funding.
We chatted perfectly amiably to the reporter for several minutes on the subject, so we were quite surprised when the story that eventually appeared didn’t contain a single mention of them, and instead was solely about the Wings party, which he’d also asked us a couple of “Oh, by the way, while I’m here”-type questions about.
So let’s just clarify a couple of things for the record (again).
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Jokers: ““I posted yesterday (although my comment seems to have failed to pass moderation)” You’ve changed your email so you were…” Jun 6, 13:08
David on The Jokers: “The migrants invading Britain is upsetting to so many working class men wanting housing but can’t get on the ladder.…” Jun 6, 12:38
David on The Jokers: “Katy Louden voted against funding for Hamilton town centre! She got what she deserved – a big massive rejection from…” Jun 6, 12:29
Daniel Souter on The Jokers: “The voters in Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse won’t be worried much about it, because when this Labour “pig with a…” Jun 6, 12:23
Skip_NC on The Jokers: “Effijy, I think this character is going to set a world record for points of order. “Eh, um Presiding Officer,…” Jun 6, 12:14
Heather McLean on The Jokers: “It wouldn’t matter which of the current crop of SNP MSPs they put in his place they are all toxic…” Jun 6, 11:40
Captain Caveman on The Jokers: “The guy thinks he’s Shakespeare.” Jun 6, 11:22
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Jokers: “Alba can’t BUY press coverage since electing a non-MSP as leader. They really needed the exposure.” Jun 6, 11:20
Kelpie on The Jokers: “I posted yesterday (although my comment seems to have failed to pass moderation) that while the SNP may have been…” Jun 6, 11:17
Politically Homeless on The Jokers: “Well what a surprise. It turns out the majority of voters don’t care about anything political, indeed, not least “wanging…” Jun 6, 11:11
Hatey McHateface on The Jokers: “@Northcode says: 6 June, 2025 at 10:34 am Vote for Scotland – stay at home. Work for Scotland – stay…” Jun 6, 10:52
Allison on The Jokers: “It’s a by-election – different to a full election – with media attention for a small party who desperately need…” Jun 6, 10:45
Ronnie on The Jokers: “In the name of God, Swinney, just go.” Jun 6, 10:37
Northcode on The Jokers: “The Colonial News (edited in London – capital of the ’empire’) Latest news from our Scotland colony: Hooray! The Colonials…” Jun 6, 10:34
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Jokers: “It’s Larkhall ffs.” Jun 6, 10:30
desimond on The Jokers: “Look forward to the “Well its disappointing but lets not forget…” pish from Swinney. How long before Stephen Flynn has…” Jun 6, 09:56
agent x on The Jokers: “Labour wins the only poll that matters. Well done.” Jun 6, 09:53
Tony Little on The Jokers: “Whether anyone likes it or not, an absentee voter is still a vote – it’s a vote to abdicate the…” Jun 6, 09:51
Sally Hughes on The Jokers: “The voters have chosen… better the useless f..k wit you know, than a new one. The results for Reform will…” Jun 6, 09:39
June on The Jokers: “Both ALBA leadership candidates promised to reverse Salmond’s election strategy for 2026. Salmond would have stood candidates in constituencies. Repeating…” Jun 6, 09:35
Antoine Roquentin on The Jokers: “Masochism is hardly a new phenomenon amongst the Scottish electorate.” Jun 6, 09:26
Captain Caveman on The Jokers: “The BBC can hardly contain their glee… I still can’t quite believe this was a by-election FFS. What an utterly…” Jun 6, 09:21
Doug on The Jokers: “Expect the same result next year if Swinney remains FM.” Jun 6, 09:08
Neutral Observer on The Jokers: ““It’s going to take a while to unpick quite what the heck just happened, but one stat did jump out…” Jun 6, 09:07
Doug on The Jokers: “Many independence supporters stayed at home, like they did last July, instead of voting for the devolutionist SNP. Others shunted…” Jun 6, 09:06
James Galt on The Jokers: “Many a true word said in jest. It would be interesting to see how many bets were laid at 11/1…” Jun 6, 09:00
Rookiescot on The Jokers: “If the Reform Company can’t win in Larkhall then they have no chance of winning anywhere. Let us remember that…” Jun 6, 08:58
diabloandco on The Jokers: “This is gleeful headline news in the Guardian online. ‘didn’t we do well!’spluttered everyone and their auntie!” Jun 6, 08:56
Captain Caveman on The Jokers: “Aaaaaand we’re back into the “voting for a [pudding – Ed] with a red rosette” territory. Should’ve seen it coming,…” Jun 6, 08:55
Al Dossary on The Jokers: “Truly a damning indication of the damage done by Sturgeon, the Greens and the failure of Swinney to turn things…” Jun 6, 08:43