If we were to write an article every time Murdo Fraser said something moronic, we’d have to rename this site Wings Over Murdo Fraser, and drink an awful lot of Red Bull to be able to cover it all.
Stuff like this, for example, is almost too easy.
43% (actually 45.3% excluding Don’t Knows) is considerably more than Murdo Fraser has ever achieved in an election, either himself or as part of a party. His average over the seven elections he’s contested and lost since 1999 is just 30.1%, and until a blip in 2016 it had been falling lower and lower each time, as people have watched how he performed as an MSP and got less and less keen on the idea.
That’s still actually slightly more than the 28.6% his party secured in Scotland at the last election, though, in what was nevertheless generally regarded as an unusually impressive performance. Two years earlier they gathered just 14.9% of the votes cast.
Yet neither Fraser nor the Tories disappear for a generation every time Scotland tells them to go and get stuffed. Fraser keeps trousering an MSP’s fat salary despite two decades of unbroken and unequivocal personal rejection from the electorate, even as he demands that the independence movement gives up after losing ONE vote.
But in his defence, his leader’s not setting him much of an example.
There was a certain uncomfortable 2018 inevitability this morning over the fact that where people were offended, arrests would follow.
And the burning of a cardboard model of the Grenfell Tower last night was certainly right up near the top in the pantheon of cretinously offensive things. Many victims of the appalling tragedy, which killed 72 people and injured many more, still haven’t been properly rehomed almost a year and a half later.
There’s a remarkable piece in today’s Times about Stefan Cross, the lawyer working for the women in the Glasgow City Council equal-pay dispute. (For example it’s over 1500 words long but the word “Labour” doesn’t appear a single time, despite the party having controlled the council for the entire 20 years or so the dispute covers.)
The most interesting passage, though, is this one.
Because the story reveals that the GMB, an ultra-loyalist Labour and Unionist trade union, did absolutely everything in its power to obstruct and hamper the women’s claims until the spring of 2017, at which point the union experienced a Damascene conversion and threw their weight fully behind the women and against the council.
In many ways the Glasgow equal-pay dispute feels like the impotent final fury of the dinosaurs after the dust cloud of a prehistoric asteroid impact blacked out the sun and condemned them all to death.
What we’re seeing now is a futile howl of rage against irrelevance by the shady cabal of Labour politicians and senior trade union officials who used to treat the city as their personal fiefdom, as they sink into inglorious extinction.
We highly recommend clicking that link to read the whole series of tweets from Labour member and solicitor Ian Smart, who readers won’t need reminding is no sort of friend of the SNP or inclined to their defence. Because the story goes much deeper than the common-or-garden hypocrisy we saw yesterday.
We don’t know whether Sky News’ senior Scotland correspondent James Matthews recognised double-jobbing Labour MP and councillor Hugh Gaffney on today’s strike march in Glasgow or not. (We suspect he did, but as Gaffney’s only been an MP for a year and a half we can’t be sure.)
What’s certain is that he gave him plenty of time, opportunity and cues to disclose who he was, and Gaffney didn’t take any of them, leading to this extraordinary clip.
Well well, look who suddenly believes in second referendums.
It’s fascinating to note how you can completely reverse Kezia Dugdale’s position on the subject simply by substituting the word “Scotland” for the words “the UK” in that second tweet, and imagine she was talking about the independence march in heavily-Remain-voting Edinburgh earlier this month instead of the (proportionately smaller) one in London yesterday.
When indoor-hat-wearing uberYoon nutter George Galloway appeared in some of the madder corners of the gutter press this week after appearing on RT to extravagantly belittle last weekend’s indy marchers, we didn’t bother talking about it because who cares what that irrelevant old zoomer thinks, right?
But when an alert reader drew our attention to this spectacular clip of Galloway’s pre-indyref and post-indyref views on the EU we couldn’t let it go, because it so perfectly encapsulates not just what a huge buffoon George Galloway is, but the jaw-dropping, bare-faced, crass hypocrisy of so much Unionist argument.
We’re only sad he’s neither a politician nor in Scotland, or he’d be a shoo-in.
Tory MSP Miles Briggs was yesterday cleared of sexual harassment claims by an internal Conservative Party inquiry process. We haven’t the slightest idea of what the facts of his specific case may or may not be, and as such express no view on it, but the nature of the process has been severely criticised by Rape Crisis Scotland, and with what in this instance appears to be extremely good reason.
An obvious question does rather leap to mind, though.
Vince Cable, who was once apparently some sort of politician, took it upon himself to issue an opinion yesterday on the subject of referendums that had independence supporters on social media hooting with mocking laughter long into the night.
The estimable Wee Ginger Dug has already dealt adroitly with just the 300 or so most obviously ridiculous aspects of Cable’s tone-deaf and spectacularly hypocritical view, so we won’t step on his paws by repeating them here.
Instead we thought we’d do what we do best, and check the facts.
Last night’s unexpected events caused a meltdown in the Unionist community on a scale we can’t remember seeing before. Alex Salmond doing the exact thing they’d all been calling on him to do for days provoked an absolute apocalypse of spluttering, incandescent fury in which more people made idiots of themselves at once than the last time “Rangers” had a share issue.
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: “The issue here isn’t sentiment, passion or the level of frustration people feel. It’s the constitutional architecture. A majority can’t…” Jul 19, 13:27
Aidan on These Words Are My Own: “@Northcode – I am not NOW saying that, I’ve pointed that out from the beginning. There is no formal hierarchy…” Jul 19, 13:19
Mark Beggan on These Words Are My Own: ““If wishes were horses, beggars would ride” wise words my Granny used to say.” Jul 19, 12:50
Andy Ellis on These Words Are My Own: “What if the constitutional structure itself prevents a majority from being actionable? They always refuse to engage with that question……” Jul 19, 12:40
Mark Beggan on These Words Are My Own: ““If the political will were truly manifest” “native Scottish perceptual matter” “worldview in the particular is perversely constrained” “Turn on,…” Jul 19, 12:17
Andy Ellis on These Words Are My Own: “@Alf Where is this “plebiscitary election policy”, Andy? You sound like Believe in Scotland who in 2024 promised such an…” Jul 19, 11:56
Mark Beggan on These Words Are My Own: “There is nothing as sad as a stupid Scot who refuses to accept defeat. They turn on their own, blaming…” Jul 19, 11:54
Hatey McHateface on These Words Are My Own: “Some Scots got confused when asked if Scotland should leave a non-existent union.” Jul 19, 11:49
TURABDIN on These Words Are My Own: “@AndyEllis If the political will were truly manifest nothing could seriously prevent the restoration of national sovereignty & independence. The…” Jul 19, 11:46
Mark Beggan on These Words Are My Own: “It wasn’t just the referendum some Scots lost over ten years ago.” Jul 19, 11:38
Alf Baird on These Words Are My Own: ““Hence we come back to the required democratic mandate for Indy, and the best way to get that – a…” Jul 19, 11:25
Hatey McHateface on These Words Are My Own: ““Westminster would have simply shrugged its shoulders and handed the Scots the ‘deeds to Scotland’?” Why would it? It’s not…” Jul 19, 11:21
crazycat on These Words Are My Own: “At the time of his sentencing, when there was discussion about how he managed to qualify for legal aid despite…” Jul 19, 11:14
Hatey McHateface on These Words Are My Own: “And, they’re off. Sun’s shining outside. That won’t last forever. This pointless argument will. Andy already has the win on…” Jul 19, 11:02
paul on These Words Are My Own: “I would be delighted to see the documentation of this transaction. If you’re spending that much money on pens, hairdryers…” Jul 19, 10:53
paul on These Words Are My Own: “…which doesn’t go that far these days in that london. The portugese property looks like one of her husband’s more…” Jul 19, 10:33
paul on These Words Are My Own: “…and its cherished legal system is viewed as an opt in option by the colonialists” Jul 19, 10:26
Tenruh on These Words Are My Own: “See Nicola managed to attend the Glasgow Gay March yesterday. Wonder what stopped her attending any Independence marches when she…” Jul 19, 10:26
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: “AI Dan. You’re now saying geographic separation is the “most important” criterion, but Resolution 1541 doesn’t describe any hierarchy of…” Jul 19, 10:14
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: “Unionists (colonialists if preferred… same thing) frequently tell us in this place that: “There is no route to independence that…” Jul 19, 10:03
paul on These Words Are My Own: “Scotland is not a country, it is a colony. It cannot develop outside its colonialists’ interest. The deeds to its…” Jul 19, 10:03
Captain Caveman on These Words Are My Own: “Bronze medal in theory, but in reality, yes, “first loser”. Ach. Great game of footy tho, and awesome to see…” Jul 19, 10:01
Aidan on These Words Are My Own: “I never said that geographic separation is the ONLY criteria, but that it is the most restrictive and most important…” Jul 19, 09:52
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: “Andy Ellis. You’re arguing as if the only question is whether a majority exists. But the issue isn’t whether Scots…” Jul 19, 09:42
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: “Those examples don’t support your point, AI Dan. Palestine, Tibet, Indigenous nations in the US, and North Cyprus aren’t NSGTs…” Jul 19, 09:31
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: ““That is absolutely untrue, NSGT status does not rely on any of those things” You’re reducing the UN’s criteria to…” Jul 19, 09:25
Northcode on These Words Are My Own: ““No amount of obfuscation can hide the fact that any “decolonisation” attempt becomes a slam dunk if the people behind…” Jul 19, 09:17
diabloandco on These Words Are My Own: “Nah! Gruinard not St Kilda – leave it to its lovely natural inhabitants!” Jul 19, 09:08
Aidan on These Words Are My Own: “That is why for example, Palestine, Tibet, the Sioux/Navajo regions, North Cyprus etc. have never been NSGT’s.” Jul 19, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on These Words Are My Own: “Can’t wait until tomorrow, to get some hope in my postcode. I give it a week before normal service will…” Jul 19, 09:00