I started writing this post two weeks ago, incensed at the behaviour of the SNP NEC and their proposals to introduce self-ID for disability. Then they sacked Joanna Cherry from the front bench.
Joanna Cherry is probably one of the few people left in the SNP exec that even knows what Chesterton’s Fence is, and its importance in lawmaking. As a gay woman, she understands on a practical level the issues round equality legislation.
It also means that she’s a particular target for certain groups. Ye shall know a genius by this sign; all the dunces of the world are in confederacy against her.
Two weeks ago a Wings scoop caused quite a furore to erupt around the SNP’s ham-fisted and corruptly-motivated attempts to increase BAME and disabled representation at this year’s Holyrood election.
We’ve always been opposed to what were until recently known as “quotas”, and prior to that “positive discrimination”, but have now been cunningly rebranded as “diversity and inclusion” because that’s a much more difficult thing to say you object to.
It’s easy to make an honourable-sounding case against any form of “discrimination”, because decent and civilised people are taught to automatically think of discrimination as a bad thing, even if you put “positive” in front of it.
So the word “quotas” was adopted to move the concept from a pejorative term to a neutral noun – objecting to “quotas” doesn’t sound intolerant, any more than objecting to (say) “procedures” does. So that’s fine, because you can still discuss it like adults without too much unpleasantness.
But those pushing the agenda got smarter still by changing the name again. If you say you object to “diversity and inclusion”, you sound like a monster and a racist, because diversity and inclusion are plainly good things – no decent person wants to live in a monoculture, or to exclude anybody from society – and so the debate is immediately drowned out by self-righteous tossers screaming “BIGOT!” and “NAZI!” at everyone.
And yet in the context of social policy the three phrases mean the exact same thing. They’re all systems for overriding raw democracy so as to increase the representation of selected groups at the expense of other groups, for one reason or another.
(Sometimes it’s ostensibly just penance for historical wrongs, while at other times it’s supposedly for economic benefits, and so on.)
And while the proponents of those systems will openly argue that the only group being disadvantaged is straight white men so it’s all fine (because nobody likes straight white men and anyone standing up for them can be easily dismissed as a “gammon” for lots of woke points and Twitter likes), it isn’t even remotely close to the truth.
Because in “diversity and inclusion”, some groups are a lot more included than others.
The two main centres of infection for the woke entryist poison currently disfiguring the SNP are Stirling and Aberdeen, where they coalesce around two Westminster MPs – Twitler Youth gauleiter Alyn Smith and the worryingly unhinged Kirsty Blackman.
In recent months Wings has documented numerous attempts by the faction (which is chiefly characterised by its hyper-extremist and fundamentalist version of transgender ideology) to gerrymander and fix the party’s internal election processes to ensure that its disciples – who are enormously unpopular among the grassroots membership and have repeatedly failed to win by playing fair – get selected as candidates.
It’s our sad duty to report this fact to you, readers: our experience of sending Freedom Of Information requests to the Scottish Government is basically that the more answers you get from them, the less information you end up having.
In an attempt to freshen up its usual panel of tired and tiresome politicians and pundits, last night’s Question Time (ostensibly from an oddly-vague location in “the North East”) featured moderately-known circus fortune-teller Gypsy Rose Petulengro, crossing her palm with silver for some analysis in a short break from one of her celebrated seances.
The clip above was her take on whether Nicola Sturgeon would resign if either of the current inquiries found that she’d systematically and repeatedly lied to Parliament and broken the Ministerial Code, and the strange thing about it was that for someone who was professing to be looking into the future, she didn’t even appear to know the basic pertinent facts of the present or the past.
Because while pretty much every journalist, pundit and legal expert reporting the case agrees that the amendment made to the Section 11 order protecting the anonymity of the complainers in the Alex Salmond case is an important and significant one, it hasn’t impressed the only person whose opinion actually matters: Andy Wightwash.
The Spectator’s application to the High Court for a variation of the anonymity order in HM Advocate vs Alexander Salmond has just finished. It seems to have been agreed by all parties that Lady Dorrian will now amend her order to read thus:
“An order at common law and in terms of section 11 of the Contempt of Court Act 1981, preventing publication of the names and identity and any information likely to disclose the identity of the complainers in the case of HMA v Alexander Elliot Anderson Salmond, as such complainers in those proceedings.”
We suppose this is a sort of compliment, in at least two senses.
The second of them, of course, being the sheer surprise of some people at discovering that not everyone is as cynical and devious as they evidently are themselves.
Once again we’ve clipped the entire question and “answer” so you can see nothing’s been taken out of context, but the important bit is from 2m 30s to 2m 53s.
Davidson’s question was quite complex but boiled down to why Nicola Sturgeon hadn’t properly recorded details and minutes of meetings on Scottish Government business, in direct breach of the Ministerial Code.
That’s a valid question in itself, to which there was no meaningful response, but it was what Sturgeon said right at the end that raised our eyebrows.
First Minister’s Questions was very interesting today. Ruth Davidson had some tricky ones which Nicola Sturgeon simply didn’t even attempt to look like she was answering, and we might come back to one of them in particular a little later on.
But Jackie Baillie’s were even more pointed, especially this one:
With our trademark scrupulous fairness we’ve included the full question and answer, and they raise a whole series of issues, but if you’re in a hurry the key part we want to talk about right now is between 0.18 and 0.26.
Jim Anderson on It just takes a beat: “If they are offering refunds how will they validate any claims, especially those back in 2017? The accounts have been…” Jul 10, 15:31
Lorncal on It just takes a beat: “Where will the money come from? They can’t have much in coffers after the election and all those lost cases,…” Jul 10, 15:22
Skip_NC on It just takes a beat: “The only mention of HMRC involvement I’ve seen is the improper VAT claims made in respect of Murrell’s purchases and…” Jul 10, 15:17
Captain Caveman on The Only Notes That Really Count: “You’re using your own material as supposed citation? Good grief. Woeful mindset, outlook and complete lack of credibility.” Jul 10, 15:08
lothianlad on It just takes a beat: “Love this…. Youv’e got them on the ropes Stu!!” Jul 10, 15:06
lothianlad on The Only Notes That Really Count: “I Donated, but, sadly I ended up trusting the SNP. silly now in hind sight but like so many, I…” Jul 10, 15:05
sam on It just takes a beat: “Money used for party’s ongoing activities. Why would they open another account in such circumstances?” Jul 10, 14:59
Alf Baird on The Only Notes That Really Count: ““Man alive, is there nothing that you, Alf and a few others don’t blame the English for…?” Well, I suppose…” Jul 10, 14:56
factchecker on The Only Notes That Really Count: “‘Colonialism is force’ (Memmi), efter aw; hence the term ‘Crown forces’ So sayeth the esteemed professor. He yet again shows…” Jul 10, 14:51
Ex President Xiden on It just takes a beat: “In other news shoplifter offers to oay for stolen goods after getting caught.” Jul 10, 14:50
100%Yes on It just takes a beat: “Is it possible that we might now be able to believe that as more people and institutions (The National) are…” Jul 10, 14:34
ALANM on It just takes a beat: “Let’s accept for a moment that the original intention was to raise money for a referendum fighting fund. In such…” Jul 10, 14:32
Andy Wiltshire on It just takes a beat: “Keep going! Are there ways of piling on even more pressure? I’m thinking of the possible involvement of HMRC which…” Jul 10, 14:17
100%Yes on It just takes a beat: “Am I correct in saying the SNP used party money to pay a liable case regarding an elected member?” Jul 10, 14:15
Hatey McHateface on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Odd. It was as recently as 26th May 2026 that HR passed a motion requesting WM to transfer the powers…” Jul 10, 14:08
100%Yes on It just takes a beat: “It going to be very hard for the police and Crown Office to ignore the resent actions of the SNP.…” Jul 10, 14:02
Hatey McHateface on It just takes a beat: ““when the answer arrives it really better be a good one” Friday lunchtime. Scotland’s great and good would usually be…” Jul 10, 13:57
100%Yes on It just takes a beat: “The police and Crown Office, have lost the will to live. I feel sure they’d wished they had never heard…” Jul 10, 13:48
Skip_NC on It just takes a beat: “I thought anyone in the bowels of government reading Wings was guilty of a capital offence. It seems not. Given…” Jul 10, 13:47
Hatey McHateface on The Only Notes That Really Count: “I was looking forwards to the bit about the green cheese. Still, the day is yet young. Try not to…” Jul 10, 13:42
Hatey McHateface on The Only Notes That Really Count: ““Profound changes to ethnicity were observed across both nations and all cities in the decade up to 2020” There you…” Jul 10, 13:38
Mitch on It just takes a beat: “There’s a time limit on judicial review so be careful offering them unlimited time to respond.” Jul 10, 13:33
Jeremy Dawson on It just takes a beat: “see paragraph 25 of Dunlop’s advice.” Jul 10, 13:33
duncanio on It just takes a beat: “If the allegations of embezzlement are true, and even if not all donors claim money back or don’t receive it…” Jul 10, 13:12
100%Yes on The Only Notes That Really Count: “In the National it states “SNP spokesperson offered to refund anyone who had donated to the supposedly ring-fenced funds.” I…” Jul 10, 13:01
Rob on The Only Notes That Really Count: “I think the SP made a complete arse of it without any assistance from Westminster. Blaming them for everything is…” Jul 10, 13:00
Captain Caveman on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Man alive, is there nothing that you, Alf and a few others don’t blame the English for…? I mean, fuck…” Jul 10, 12:57
100%Yes on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Someone been taking the time out and visiting wings and taking head of what been said. The summons has had…” Jul 10, 12:54
100%Yes on The Only Notes That Really Count: “You’ve had the effect the SNP hoped no one would notice and just move on. Well done Wings. But like…” Jul 10, 12:47