Even not-very-alert readers will have noticed that we’re taking a little summer holiday in the complete absence of any political events. Rest assured that we’re using the time to patrol Bath diligently for bears. But we couldn’t help noticing this on Twitter today.
Someone tweeted it to show that as late as summer 2020 the SNP was still soliciting money for what it called its “ring fenced Independence Referendum Campaign Fund”.
And the rest of it doesn’t pull many punches either. Let’s hope it’s just the first crack in the dam. The opportunity for the others in the party to find their courage is fast ebbing away, and history will be unmerciful if they don’t seize it.
Just for a change, let’s have a Friday-night competition!
Sharp-eyed readers will have noticed that former First Minister Alex Salmond is staging a show in the Spiegeltent at the Edinburgh Fringe next month, from 4-13 August.
You may even have seen a bit of online criticism from certain po-faced pseudonats about the fact that Salmond is sharing a platform with – gasp! – a Yoon, in the shape of the “last of the traditional Tories”, David Davis MP.
It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
Hannah Graf MBE (below, right, receiving the decoration from Prince William in 2019 for his “work updating LGBTQ policy in the British Army”) is a very strange fella.
Here are three recent newspaper stories. This one’s from two weeks ago:
A wealthy businessman, related to an SNP MP, is alleged to have donated tens of thousands of pounds in envelopes to the party which it is claimed have unlawfully not been recorded with the Electoral Commission.
Onlooker on Rapist’s Rights: “More self-projection. This cretinous wee manhating, zero-achievements wretch gets more disgusting and disturbing by the day. Jealousy is a terrible…” Aug 12, 10:16
Callum on Rapist’s Rights: “Frankly Sturgeon’s autobiography has done for her in Scotland. Our suspicions have proved 100% correct and we can use this…” Aug 12, 10:09
Onlooker on Rapist’s Rights: “Here’s the tit’s tat: https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/home-news/nicola-sturgeon-tattoo-arm-scotland-b2805563.html Interesting she knows it’s her midlife crisis calling. Next come the piercings and blurred photays…” Aug 12, 09:39
Captain Caveman on Rapist’s Rights: “No, I’m sorry, but revisionist claptrap masquerading as a supposed figleaf for all the nonsense of the last decade is…” Aug 12, 09:18
Rob on Rapist’s Rights: “It all seems to boil down to “it wisnae me” and a big boy did all the bad stuff and…” Aug 12, 07:58
Hatey McHateface on Rapist’s Rights: “@ twathater says: 12 August, 2025 at 3:37 am “greedy bastards who despise paying their taxes” Perhaps you could enlighten…” Aug 12, 07:00
Hatey McHateface on Rapist’s Rights: “@ Cynicus says: 12 August, 2025 at 1:15 am Sure I know that. And sometimes I do. But mostly I…” Aug 12, 06:51
twathater on Rapist’s Rights: “Wee Chid you have to be aware Captain Shit For Brains is a proud yoonionist and Scotland hater alongside his…” Aug 12, 03:37
Young Lochinvar on Rapist’s Rights: “Not really a surprising considering SHE looks on herself as British as famously stated live on British MSM to SNP…” Aug 12, 02:34
Young Lochinvar on Rapist’s Rights: “C’mon please! Anyone else spare a moments thought for poor auld Lord Provost Swinney tonight? Weeping for his “PRECIOUSSS” on…” Aug 12, 02:14
Young Lochinvar on Rapist’s Rights: “I managed to miss the vast bulk of the bull on ITN this evening by walking the dog then popping…” Aug 12, 02:05
Cynicus on Rapist’s Rights: ““Yet in 2025, CM is not surprised, shocked or astonished that the people he supports in the Middle East will…” Aug 12, 01:15
Mark Beggan on Rapist’s Rights: “Sturgeon’s suffering from post Colonial Stockholm syndrome Isn’t she Professor. Oh dear oh fuckin dear!” Aug 12, 00:02
Young Lochinvar on Rapist’s Rights: “Onlooker Which actually neatly sums up the whole 2 legged walking conundrum that (the currently reinventing herself) SHE is.. London…” Aug 11, 23:46
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Rapist’s Rights: “ASH REGAN interviewed by Mike Graham (7 Aug) on subject of trans women and prison: (Please copy and paste link…” Aug 11, 23:40
Iain More on Rapist’s Rights: “Those Quizzers that voted NO have a lot to answer for. How they and Sturgeon hated Scotland.” Aug 11, 23:19
willie on Rapist’s Rights: “How dare you Hatey call a mobile home a “camper van ” Sturgeon and her husband Peter had a very…” Aug 11, 23:00
Onlooker on Rapist’s Rights: “Exactly right. She finally gets tae hae the teenage lesbian fun she denied hersel oan joining the SNP it 16.…” Aug 11, 22:55
willie on Rapist’s Rights: “Ureka – I have it now. The answer has been with us all along. And when you work it out…” Aug 11, 22:50
Onlooker on Rapist’s Rights: “Talk aboot an admission: “I’ve always loved London.” Aye, nae doot, hen, nae doot. Says it aw, really, eh? Jist…” Aug 11, 22:46
Hatey McHateface on Rapist’s Rights: ““named after her” Somebody needs to design a new camper van and call it the Sturgeon.” Aug 11, 22:06
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Rapist’s Rights: ““As First Minister I have many, many, many different responsibilities, but there is no responsibility that I have that is…” Aug 11, 22:05
Hatey McHateface on Rapist’s Rights: ““an enviable period of settled prosperity and good governance under, I’d suggest, the most able and competent politician of his…” Aug 11, 22:00
robertkknight on Rapist’s Rights: “Frankly, Sturgeon deserves the gaol.” Aug 11, 21:46
George Ferguson on Rapist’s Rights: “Wind back to 15 years ago. Her miscarriage was the most important thing that ever happened to Scotland. Not realising…” Aug 11, 21:32
Hatey McHateface on Rapist’s Rights: “She’d be Scotland’s Mammie for life, x, and yer mammie is niver wrang. Yoons like you (insert abusive swear terms…” Aug 11, 21:16
Sven on Rapist’s Rights: “agent x @ 20.49. Or, Mr Salmond would not have resigned, Ms Sturgeon would not have inducted as the “Nation’s…” Aug 11, 21:13
TURABDIN on Rapist’s Rights: “Ms STURGEON might so easily have been «the liberator», she held for years strong cards but chose not to play…” Aug 11, 21:02
agent x on Rapist’s Rights: “If the yoons like me (insert abusive swear terms here) had not voted “NO” the Sturgeon creature would be President…” Aug 11, 20:49
Hatey McHateface on Rapist’s Rights: “@ Alf Baird says: 11 August, 2025 at 8:29 pm If you’re paddling in the murky waters of the “class…” Aug 11, 20:42
