You might have thought that the publication of the “Project Fear” book last month was an embarrassment for the motley collection of highly-paid but hapless Labour and Tory apparatchiks who ran “Better Together”, but it turns out there was worse to come.
Politics Home today reports what sounds like some alarming news:
An extract from First Minister’s Questions earlier today:
That was Kezia Dugdale’s opening question. Despite the Presiding Officer making it absolutely clear that the question was improper and outwith Holyrood’s remit, the Scottish Labour leader went on to use her entire allotted time on the issue. She was then followed by Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson doing the same.
The people of Scotland are being done a grave disservice.
It appeared on any possible interpretation to be complete nonsense, but Ms Dugdale – who’s pledged to make education the issue at the heart of her leadership – has been somewhat reluctant to clarify the statement.
Several queries from her Lothian constituents have gone unanswered, but one Wings viewer did manage to get a single tweet of response.
Alert social-media users couldn’t have failed to notice Unionist activists and hacks working themselves up into a very great lather last night over (currently former) SNP MP Michelle Thomson. The ex-director of Business For Scotland has resigned the party whip and is now sitting, at least temporarily, as an independent while police conduct an investigation into some property purchases in which she was involved.
As yet no criminal activity by anyone has been alleged, and Police Scotland has said that it has no plans at the moment to even interview Ms Thomson, let alone arrest or charge her. As yet it’s a political non-story.
But the mere proximity of the member for Edinburgh West – previously the victim of a smear related to the Ashley Madison website hacking – to even a sniff of impropriety has triggered a paroxysm amongst the media and the beleagured opposition.
Amusingly, some senior journalists have even tweeted an accusatory blog written by Labour activist and regular BBC pundit Ian Smart, whose own membership of the Labour Party remains a subject of uncertainty after a series of abusive incidents – Scottish Labour have persistently refused to confirm whether he’s been expelled, despite having been “investigating” him since April.
But that’s not the most interesting piece of hypocrisy on show.
We know that the media isn’t normally shy about identifying which side of the Scottish independence debate people are on, especially if they’ve been behaving badly.
So we were a little puzzled by the papers this morning.
We didn’t think that could be right, and dug up some figures suggesting that it was nonsense, but of course “the poorest kids” is a highly-flexible metric. Strictly speaking you could just mean the two poorest children in the country, and if one of those two can’t read there’s your 50%.
Luckily, we’ve now had some meat put on the bones of that claim.
In the spirit of straight talking, honest politics, I’m going to put my cards on the table right now: I’m a Corbyn voter. As a classic hand-wringing, middle-class, North London leftie, the mad fact of Jeremy Corbyn’s candidacy compelled me to register as a Labour supporter; empowered me to bet £3 on the foolish notion that Something More might somehow, suddenly, be achievable.
In no small part, I was inspired to do this by what happened in Scotland this year. I’m sure many of us were: finally, a viable political force south of Berwick was willing to show two fingers to austerity.
And if anyone called us out, if they told us we were crazy and that nobody would vote for such a “loony”, “radical”, “hard-left” candidate? Well, then we had a perfect example just north of the border to throw back at them. The SNP had hoovered up 50% of the vote on an anti-austerity ticket, and after all, aren’t we one nation? One people fighting for a common cause, et cetera? Couldn’t we put labels aside and work together?
This is shadow Chancellor John McDonnell speaking to the Labour Party conference in Brighton just a few minutes ago (immediately prior to rather presumptuously inviting the Scottish electorate to “come home to Labour”):
We don’t recall those things happening. We feel sure that if they had, they would have been mentioned in the papers. Can any readers help us out?
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “It’s a famous quotation from a quintessentially Scottish film, as you know, Nothcode, and a silly play on words of…” Jun 16, 13:23
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““It’s clear that the Americans love the Scots” It’s wonderful what you can imagine if you pretend no Americans are…” Jun 16, 13:11
Ebok on Response Level Upgrade: “‘Trying to bring all those figures under one umbrella is always going to be a doomed enterprise…’ Evidently, my sarcasm…” Jun 16, 13:09
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Perhaps you have missed those occasions when “real folk” exemplar and champion, Northy, self-identified as a thousand year old, space…” Jun 16, 13:03
Confused on Response Level Upgrade: “your reading comprehension does you shame, as usual” Jun 16, 13:02
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““word-salad nonsense” Brilliant. But not for the reason you will assume.” Jun 16, 12:51
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““It’s shite being Scottish (Fanni)” You must be very proud of your magnificent contribution to this thread’s ‘conversation’, Inglis. Racism…” Jun 16, 12:50
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““independence not as a matter of politics but as a matter of national culture; which is what we see in…” Jun 16, 12:48
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wow! A raft of educational and informative posts since 10 AM this morning, mapping out the route to Indy, along…” Jun 16, 12:44
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Well, that’s very kind of you to say so. However, I couldn’t care less about England’s self-inflicted woes and am…” Jun 16, 12:39
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Aye, Alf, it is a joy to see Scots fans enjoying themselves and showing Scotland in such a magnificent light.…” Jun 16, 12:33
Confused on Response Level Upgrade: “The cry of the middle class everywhere seems to be : I’VE GOT A GOOD JOB – THE SYSTEM WORKS…” Jun 16, 12:22
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “The above groups you list are part of the Soviet-style State Culcha Engineering who’s aim is to tell us and…” Jun 16, 12:13
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: ““the complete failure of the members of his illustrious roll call” Fanon explains independence not as a matter of politics…” Jun 16, 12:03
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “A good post Northcode that sums up my perception also of the political classes and their supporters both in the…” Jun 16, 11:49
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Watch out for this bunch… the cultural-NGO-creative class. Because whether they know it not not this is the layer of…” Jun 16, 11:44
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “‘It’s shite being Scottish’ (Fanni)” Jun 16, 11:30
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “I have been moved to pen my deeper thoughts on Scottish independence after reading the Mark Saunders piece that was…” Jun 16, 10:55
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Memmi to the rescue! You haven’t addressed Ebok’s point, Alf, which is the complete failure of the members of his…” Jun 16, 10:30
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Whilst there are some serious and competent people on that list (e.g. Joanna Cherry) there are equally quite a number…” Jun 16, 10:28
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “You’re imagining a Springtime for Hitler scenario, hmm yes, it could be a disaster, securing the Union forever. Maybe in…” Jun 16, 10:25
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: ““our latest convert: George Galloway” Yes, in a colony even ‘the more assimilated native starts to become uncomfortable with events’…” Jun 16, 10:08
Cynicus on Response Level Upgrade: “your list omits our latest convert: George Galloway.” Jun 16, 09:32
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “@Southernbystander I note you completely ignore the issue of religion. Yet religion is the most important characteristic of any person,…” Jun 16, 08:20
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: “Oh do fuck off, you thick fat twat.” Jun 16, 07:21
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “Have you actually seen this above? “James”, who has never posted anything that hasn’t been demonstrably and obviously false is…” Jun 16, 06:52
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “The march to Fenway park is now part of Bostonian folklore.” Jun 15, 23:34
Cynicus on Response Level Upgrade: ““ Boston has just been colonized” ======= No Scotland, No (Tea) Party?” Jun 15, 23:18
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “You have to understand, Wally Walrus, that not everybody is like you. Not everybody is larded with a thick layer…” Jun 15, 22:47