If you consult the ZXDB Spectrum database, in the 43 years of the classic Sinclair computer’s history it identifies 64 clones of Konami’s 1981 arcade hit Frogger.
Until yesterday, remarkably, this was still the best one.
It’s increasingly common now for the Scottish news to feature another prison scandal or employment-tribunal judgment highlighting the extent of gender-ideology capture in the country’s public authorities.
But it’s normally quite hard to get an overall picture of just how captured any particular public body really is, so we should offer some thanks to the Cairngorms National Park Authority (CNPA) who’ve helpfully provided us with a comprehensive primer in the form of a briefing for a board update later this week.
Innocent readers might have thought that the people managing a national park would be most concerned about attracting visitors, protecting wildlife, repairing paths and keeping local businesses sustainable, that sort of thing. But that’s not how things work in Scotland any more.
Because the CNPA are about to present the organisation’s 19 board members with an 91-page report and annex detailing all their vital work on… equalities issues.
Now, as alert readers will know, we’ve been calling for that on Wings for at least the last couple of years. For sane people any credible hope of reforming the SNP is long gone, by the deliberate design of its leadership, and so has almost any real pretence at pursuing independence at all. The party now exists solely to milk another few years at the gravy trough off the backs of the hopelessly gullible.
So as promised, and having now spent 11 months trying to get answers any other way, this afternoon we had a live chat with controversial charity LGBT Youth Scotland.
In April last year we wrote to LGBT Youth Scotland asking them to explain why they were conducting activities in primary schools (and even with pre-school children) about sexual matters despite only having a remit to work with young people aged 13-25.
We received no reply, so we contacted the Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, who sent a rather sniffy acknowledgement saying:
“If your concern leads us to making inquiries with the charity, we are unable to update you on the status of those inquiries. For more information about what to expect after you submit a concern, read our guidance on how OSCR deals with concerns and inquiries.”
That link, you’ll be amazed to hear, leads to a dead page.
It stands for “Failed In London, Try Holyrood”, of course.
So enjoy The March Of The Rejects next year, as the SNP explains to you why you were wrong not to elect these candidates last year and gives you a chance to atone for your shameful error. You lucky people.
We suspect that watching it will be profound waste of time and a grave danger to our monitor screens, but we’ll certainly at least tune in for the votes at the end, because which motion/amendment the Parliament puts its name to will be a revealing moment.
Some of our more alert readers may recall the events of four years ago this month, when a mob of SNP representatives all suddenly raged against the idea of (perfectly legally) “gaming” the Holyrood electoral system to produce a pro-indy supermajority.
Voters try to organise themselves to maximise their desired outcomes all the time (see various tactical-voting campaigns), and so do political parties – witness John Swinney’s current plans for a grand anti-Reform coalition. And of course, the SNP never objected to indy voters voting for a different party on the list if it was the Greens. The entire thing was just a poorly-disguised attack on Alba.
But even so, guess what? The rules just changed again.
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “But he hasn’t got a valid point. He’s making the unevidenced claim he’s capable of dishing out a skelping. That…” Sep 7, 17:34
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “What can I say, Willie. People a lot smarter than you or I have calculated the sustainable human population for…” Sep 7, 17:17
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “They do not want to understand it. That gives them nothing to rant with. Without that rant they are empty.” Sep 7, 16:23
sarah on Anything But That: “Rev, I’m very pleased indeed to see that you will be at the SSRG conference next month. I think that…” Sep 7, 16:20
Northcode on Anything But That: “I feel it’s important to clarify the constitutional reality surrounding Scotland’s political union with England as there seems to be…” Sep 7, 16:19
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Sam said, “Neither would say to me face to face what they say online for fear of the skelping they…” Sep 7, 16:11
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Just watched footage of AUOB march on the Royal mile. My Cring Meter just went off the scale. Nothing as…” Sep 7, 15:36
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Who would pay to watch Jenny Gilruth mud wrestling Alice Weidel?” Sep 7, 14:58
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “There is a lot of finger pointing going on in Germany today. What is German for ” It was your…” Sep 7, 14:52
James Che on Anything But That: “To cherry pick some old history to make a narrative fit for the sake of the parliament of Englands ….transferred……” Sep 7, 14:48
Willie on Anything But That: “Its an interesting concept that of shirkers and grifters. No doubt the captain of wealth and influence would never come…” Sep 7, 14:47
Northcode on Anything But That: “I feel that my previous reply was a tad flippant and lacked sufficient explanation to be of much use in…” Sep 7, 14:37
James Che on Anything But That: “North code. Just a we correction to the old belief you quoted, That those two states were extinguished, Scotland parliament…” Sep 7, 14:33
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Scotland will always be in the state it is in whilst it clings to the socialist ideology that has enslaved…” Sep 7, 14:27
Northcode on Anything But That: ““What date did the treaty of union find it was spent and expired…” 1st May 1707.” Sep 7, 14:23
James Che on Anything But That: “What date did the treaty of union find it was spent and expired, can anyone that states it is no…” Sep 7, 14:03
Northcode on Anything But That: ““I like your turncoat attitude more and more.” Thanks, James. Your agreement with my structural analysis of ‘no longer relevant…” Sep 7, 13:57
James Che on Anything But That: “Including Scotland, Wales or Ireland requiring permission to remove themselves from a spent treaty.” Sep 7, 13:51
James Che on Anything But That: “I have to admit I am enjoying the mythical theory that Scotland, England, Wales and Ireland hold no such 1707…” Sep 7, 13:46
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “I mind when I learned that Tolkien was invalided out of the front line in the Great War and never…” Sep 7, 13:31
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “HMcH @ 8.56 Try the de-caff..” Sep 7, 13:24
James Che on Anything But That: “The 1707 treaty of union had economics and financial collections, taxation and revenues, Treasury benefits wrote into it that benefited…” Sep 7, 13:18
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Some see it as a very clear indicator of an over regulatory state pursuing a punitive taxation regime in order…” Sep 7, 13:14
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Surely if you believe the oppressed ethnic group are primarily Scots speakers, Alf, there’s little point in quoting Fanon, Hechter,…” Sep 7, 13:07
James Che on Anything But That: “North code. I like your turncoat attitude more and more. In your explanations you are quite thorough in Stating that…” Sep 7, 12:44
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: ““This implies that some colonially-minded people may reject their own liberation totally irrespective of any ‘economic case’, as arguably occurred…” Sep 7, 12:31
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““Assuming there is a convincing economic case” We should not forget that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’ (Fanon), which explains…” Sep 7, 12:06
Willie on Anything But That: “And whilst we are talking about British economic success stories like JLR shedding thousands of jobs due to declining sales…” Sep 7, 11:47
Willie on Anything But That: “And whilst we are talking about British economic success stories like JLR shedding thousands of jobs due to declining sales…” Sep 7, 11:45
Willie on Anything But That: “China, now there’s a country that developed and grown its economy to where it is today. Yes around one in…” Sep 7, 11:36