As is often the case with Scottish newspapers these days, the story was based entirely on a fantasy – IF a certain number of people did a certain thing (flee to England to escape a 1p income tax rise), which the story doesn’t provide a shred of evidence to suggest they’re going to do, then a bad thing would happen.
The new crowdfunding platform we used this year is a curious and arcane beast, and as a result the honest truth is that we’re still not quite 100% certain what the precise final total (including “offsite” donations and a few that squeezed in after the technical deadline) is. But as best as we can make out, including everything, it’s this:
(Fundraiser page here, or click here to donate directly.) .
The current total stands at a phenomenal £128,600 – already the second-highest ever by a five-figure margin, and just £11,447 short of the all-time record.
The Scottish Daily Mail’s never-ending quest to find the very bottom of the SNP BAD barrel reached a new record depth today, somehow managing to blame the Scottish Government for… whiplash injuries.
But as ever, it turned out the Mail’s story was missing some key data.
“There now follows a party election broadcast by the…”
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The political broadcasts at election time are a time-worn tradition in the UK (as is our reaction to them) but not too many people really understand why political campaign broadcasts take this form, nor why it’s actually quite important that they do.
Stuck for any actual news at the tail of the Easter weekend, today’s Scottish Daily Mail reaches once again into the bag marked “Emergency Barrel Scrapings” and comes up with that old faithful beloved of all newspapers, a shock-horror “OMG LOOK HOW EXPENSIVE THE TRAINS ARE!” story.
It’s always an easy hit – partly because since a shambolic, fragmented privatisation the UK does have pretty much the most expensive railways per mile in the civilised world, but also because regular train users tend to mainly travel in the same area all the time, and are easily persuaded that they have it worse than people anywhere else.
So let’s ignore all the Mail’s ridiculous cobblers blaming the SNP – who have very limited control over the fare policies of Abellio (the Dutch state-owned company who run ScotRail) and who have been prevented by successive UK governments from nationalising the network – and just see if that’s true.
A large and imposing statue built in 1974 still stands today on Clyde Street in Glasgow. It depicts a woman called Dolores Ibarruri, known as “La Pasionaria”, who was one of the heroes of the anti-fascist resistance in Spain in the 1930s.
The statue was funded by “the British Labour Movement”, but Conservative councillors in the city protested angrily when it was erected and vowed to tear it down if they ever controlled the council (which cynical readers might consider an empty threat).
There’s an interesting article on the Holyrood Magazine website today with some fascinating background details about how Scottish (and Welsh) devolution came into being almost 20 years ago, so we thought you might like to see this piece from the time, not least because we suspect it might also be the first recorded citation of the nonsensical concept of the “UK single market”.
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It’s remarkable how seamlessly much of it, especially the last section (from the giant “D”) would still work today with the word “devolution” replaced with the word “independence”. But we find it hard to disagree with Sir John’s conclusion:
“Nor would devolution truly give more powers to the Scottish people. Only independence would do that.”
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Geri on Pick Your Poison: “Aye, yer right, Sven. They’d only turn up, eat all the doughnuts & then declare everything was just fine &…” May 8, 13:52
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “I didn’t Northcode – because I didn’t want to start with a predetermined answer and spend ages manipulating the computer…” May 8, 13:45
sarah on Pick Your Poison: “There’s no understanding folk. Shetland has gone SNP. Groan.” May 8, 13:28
factchecker on Pick Your Poison: “robertkknight – Good (and quite unusual) to see some rational and constructive analysis here. The vital requirement then becomes a…” May 8, 13:28
TURABDIN on Pick Your Poison: “PLEASE DO NOT DISDAIN «AI», the algorithm is a reflexion of its creator..RIRO. the Brits need to AI their voting…” May 8, 13:16
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “You mean you didn’t? What a fucking idiot” May 8, 13:14
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “I’ll bet it cited a Yoon source for that bullshit. It’s full of contradiction. One minute we’re Scotland that helped…” May 8, 13:12
Sven on Pick Your Poison: “Geri @ 12.41. At the risk of(yet again) being called a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist, Ger, (I have been…” May 8, 13:10
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “Or you just asked it a series of prompts or presented a set of scenarios until it gave you broadly…” May 8, 13:03
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Unlike you, AI Dan, my AI’s logic chip wasn’t programmed by devotees of English imperialism. And that being so, is…” May 8, 12:49
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “The rig is in: BBC reported earlier that they’re not allowed to film the count Glenrothes: “As we’ve been reporting,…” May 8, 12:41
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “Whereas I asked it the straight up overarching question about Scotland’s role and we got: “Scotland played a disproportionately large…” May 8, 12:32
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Here’s some more from the AI that I made cry with my impeccable logic: Where this leaves your original argument…” May 8, 12:27
Mark Beggan on Pick Your Poison: “You are now arguing with yourself to prove yourself right.” May 8, 12:19
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robertkknight on Pick Your Poison: “Disagree. If you’ve a Scottish tax code then you should be able to vote in all local and national elections…” May 8, 12:17
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “I’ve been arguing with an Artificial Intelligence. Ultimately, I said, “You say Scotland was both a partner in it [the…” May 8, 12:07
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