“Flounders” might have been a more appropriate animal.
It’s painfully entertaining viewing, but Gordon Brewer’s persistence pays off right at the end as we finally discover that Scottish Labour’s answer is “No – even if a clear majority of Scottish people vote for parties explicitly calling for a second independence referendum, and return a majority of pro-indy MSPs to Parliament, we will not consider that sufficient support.”
Which would mean there was no democratic route left open to Scotland to achieve independence. So what is it that he suggests we do?
(Editor’s note: as a result of this cartoon, Mr Cairns has been sent on mandatory administrative leave of absence to let’s call it a “health spa” for the next two weeks. While he’s receiving let’s call it “therapy”, fill the gap by purchasing the latest volume of his works, which is guaranteed not to contain this one, we can only hope and pray.) .
As the mandate for a second independence referendum currently sits gathering dust in the SNP vaults, discussion has started on ways to generate some movement. One of these has been the possibility of a Wings political party being set up to campaign for Holyrood list seats, which has generated rather a lot of attention.
Various pundits have been loudly vocal about the perceived pros and cons, but I’ve been extremely dissatisfied – in particular with those dismissing the value of a Wings party – with the quality of evidence and analysis that they’ve produced to justify their negative opinion. So I thought I’d use my day-job skills in commercial data science to analyse and understand the benefits, or otherwise, of the idea.
Yeah, we know, that could be a really long article. But we have a specific thing in mind.
Over the last few days, Jo Swinson and Willie Rennie have both endured toe-curling interviews trying to defend the comically-indefensible hypocrisy of the party’s positions on Brexit and independence.
(If you haven’t been following, official policy now is that a Lib Dem election win is a clear and unimpeachable mandate to carry out their manifesto promises, but an SNP election win isn’t a mandate to carry out theirs.)
But it’s not the mere crass, transparent hypocrisy that makes them stupid.
In normal times we’d at least find today’s landmark defeat of the UK government in a Scottish court amusing. But these are not normal times, and at the present moment our toxic loathing of every politician in Westminster makes it a bitter fruit.
Although we must admit this bit still did manage to raise a smile:
(The reason, incidentally, is that the English High Court wasn’t sitting in August.)
What does it all actually mean, though? Well, nothing good.
Supporters of the opposition’s plan to block a no-deal Brexit have been proclaiming vindication this weekend over a couple of polls which show significantly lower support for the Tories, and a lead for Labour, in the event that a general election is called after 31 October with Brexit not having happened.
In that scenario, Tory voters tell pollsters that they’re more likely to defect to the Brexit Party, and the resulting split in the Brexit vote appears to point towards a Labour-led government if you plug the figures into a site like Electoral Calculus.
The reality is much more complicated than that. But what we’re specifically interested in is how it would affect the chances of securing a second indyref, so let’s take a look.
Doug on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “Oh for the days when a tranny was a wee radio you listened to under the bed sheets trying pick…” Jun 26, 23:29
Alf Baird on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “You can pointlessly divert all you want but you cannot alter the fact Scots have been dragged into some 80…” Jun 26, 22:11
Mia on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: ““Blame Da Dews” Nope. In this particular instance, I blame the spineless envoys on the side of the UK (and…” Jun 26, 21:02
Mark Beggan on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “The cracks are appearing in the global plan. Woops did I say plan!” Jun 26, 20:20
Northcode on Holiday Relief: “Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh I accept your peace token and am persuaded it is given in good faith and with respect. I…” Jun 26, 19:48
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Groceries going up in price? Blame Da Dews. Check out professional people’s champion and enthusiastic socialist redistributer, Mia, shopping in…” Jun 26, 19:02
Mia on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Why has the Scottish or indeed “UK” beef become so ridiculously expensive? The price of a roasting joint of beef…” Jun 26, 18:36
Northcode on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “WOOF! WOOF! Ma Scottish pish whit a vigorously spray aboot aw ower this place wreakin havoc like a big auld…” Jun 26, 18:33
Hatey McHateface on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “Very much On Topic, Sven. I guess if we are going to be killing off our own law-abiding citizens because…” Jun 26, 18:21
Dave Hansell on And it’s goodnight from he/him: ““Will we find out that we don’t own our army equipment either and that all the troops are mercenaries?” Given…” Jun 26, 18:04
Andy Ellis on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “@Insider Northcode and his ilk are proof positive that the much vaunted Scottish conceit about our educational system being (at…” Jun 26, 16:53
Sven on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “Off Topic Post. Interesting new Poll out says majority of voters of all Political Parties support deportation of foreign criminals…” Jun 26, 16:38
Boyce Franks on A different school: “Independence died when Alex Salmond died. The snp died when they tried to kill Salmond’s political career and reputation. The…” Jun 26, 15:42
Insider on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: ““The Scots didn’t leave their own country to knowingly exploit other peoples” Oh dear ! Where do you get your…” Jun 26, 15:00
sarah on And it’s goodnight from he/him: ““Officers say they have nothing to go on.” Boom, boom. Thank you, Rev, we need a laugh. There was I…” Jun 26, 14:20
Sven on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “And, undoubtedly, the station cat searches any suspects who identify as felines.” Jun 26, 14:09
Rob on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “They can ask for this but are the cops forced to comply with the request? Its stupid anyway, the supreme…” Jun 26, 14:03
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Stop it! Now I’m imagining a stream of Scots coming from a letter box.” Jun 26, 13:54
Andrew scott on And it’s goodnight from he/him: “How on earth did scotland get to this?No wonder reform are gaining traction” Jun 26, 13:44
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “That’s odd, Alf. You must be unaware that Ireland allocated a record amount for defence in 2025 and has promised…” Jun 26, 13:31
Peter Campbell on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “So Seamus is imparting his wisdom by telling us idiots that Westminster won’t just roll over and recognise a victory…” Jun 26, 13:31
dasBlimp on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Our lady Northcode sounds like a nasty piece of work. She must be Iranian.” Jun 26, 13:31
Captain Caveman on A different school: ““Stick to 18 yr old Macallan.” Heh! As if, pal. Tennents Super in your case” Jun 26, 13:27
Hatey McHateface on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: “Yes, yes, NC, but it all sounds so pathetic and whiny when you write it in the language of the…” Jun 26, 13:13
Hatey McHateface on And it’s goodnight from he/him: ““One half of their body will be searched by one biological sex officer and the other half of their body…” Jun 26, 13:03
Aidan on A different school: “Well if it isn’t the site cabbage at it again. I sometimes wonder whether you wake up with the sole…” Jun 26, 13:02
Alf Baird on But Don’t Give Yourself Away: ““Assuming your claim that WM has involved us in 150+ conflicts is true, were there never any of them in…” Jun 26, 12:58