Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new World Speed-Reading Champion:
Almost 1200 words in 15 seconds is mighty impressive going in anyone’s book. (Either that or it’s REALLY slow for a 12-word tweet.) But we wondered if there might be any other reason why Mrs Angus Robertson wouldn’t want people reading that article.
We’ve just been out for our evening constitutional in the relatively cool night air (Bath sweltered at an oppressive 30C today and Bear Patrol was pretty gruelling), and we thought readers might be interested in what we saw.
The city has observed lockdown with great diligence, as we’ve previously documented, and to be honest we’re not sufficiently familiar with the latest rules to say it wasn’t still doing so tonight. But a nearby park, around 9.30pm, was a disconcerting scene.
The ramifications for Scottish politics of the failed stitch-up of Alex Salmond over false allegations of sexual abuse have hardly begun to be felt. The Parliamentary inquiry into the affair, which formally began yesterday and is due to start interviewing people in August, looks set to be swamped in material – or at least, whatever material hasn’t been quietly and conveniently disposed of already – and nobody knows how long it’ll take to reach any sort of conclusion.
It seems a safe bet that the SNP leadership will be praying it doesn’t do so before the 2021 Holyrood election, for all sorts of reasons – not least that it appears beyond any credible doubt that Nicola Sturgeon lied to Parliament about the investigation.
But while Salmond was found innocent on every charge, he continues to be attacked from behind a shield of anonymity by the accusers that the mainly-female jury declined to believe, supported and co-ordinated by organisations funded almost entirely by the Scottish Government and with very close personal links to it.
So when we were putting out our latest Panelbase poll, we thought we’d find out what the people of Scotland thought about it.
Now, as we noted earlier this month, that might just be down to people getting weary of false dawns. But it might also indicate that a measure of realism is belatedly beginning to dawn on the Yes movement about the lack of connection between nice poll numbers and actually securing another referendum.
We had a little mini-poll out with Panelbase this week, readers. Given that the SNP are currently still insisting that they need ANOTHER mandate at the ballot box to secure a second independence referendum (by our count that would be the tenth), we thought we’d see how many people believed this cunning plan would work.
The results, we suspect, will not amaze you.
Scottish voters, it turns out, aren’t completely stupid.
We’re pretty sure they used the same “separating rival groups” phrasing at Tianenmen Square too, but we’d have to go and check. Meanwhile, here’s what really happened.
James Che on Scotland In Numbers: “When Scotland takes it on board and it eventually sinks in, that the parliament of Great Britain dissolved [Scotland ]…” Feb 18, 02:57
James Cheyne on The Modern Politician: “Hayey, you fisty cuff with everyone and all metephorically speaking, that just your way, sadly, it just shows a contrary…” Feb 18, 02:32
Cynicus on The Longest Road: “GET GRAVATARS! I only read a few of the comments on here, but it is becoming increasingly tedious to identify…” Feb 18, 01:25
David Ferguson on The Longest Road: “Yeah well you know in the real world that’s not going to happen. And at least I have a clear…” Feb 18, 01:16
Effijy on Scotland In Numbers: “And I thought all candidates for the Raving Looney Party wore top hats. Looks like they are wearing yellow and…” Feb 18, 00:42
Cameron Lochiel on Scotland In Numbers: “It’s about time we gave up and let the bees take over” Feb 18, 00:04
Confused on The Longest Road: “Academic writing is boring, flatulent, nonsense, often dipped in jargon, sophistry, even when it is something straightforward; picking through this…” Feb 17, 23:26
agentx on The Longest Road: “I am pleased to report the Isle of Islay has safely arrived at A Coruna, Spain. Bay of Biscay next!…” Feb 17, 22:02
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: ““they clamp the blinkers on tightly” That seems an apt way to describe somebody who refuses to answer a simple…” Feb 17, 20:22
100%Yes on The Longest Road: “Slow down, your over thinking politics. Try focusing on the morons back home. Trumps played his TRUMP card and lost…” Feb 17, 19:19
David Holden on The Longest Road: “Still not seen Melania the movie and it is unlikely to make it onto the Screen Machine play list I…” Feb 17, 18:15
Sven on The Longest Road: “Did you not inadvertently omit a comma from that book title, agentx ? Surely it should read, “Chunky, new chapter”.” Feb 17, 17:44
TURABDIN on The Longest Road: “TRUMP the great dictator or the great liberator?….hmmmm If he gets away with this playacting the world becomes the US…” Feb 17, 17:44
GM on The Longest Road: “It has fuck all to do with his political leanings. I am delighted someone has taken the case on and…” Feb 17, 17:23
100%Yes on The Longest Road: “Your welcome Sarah.” Feb 17, 17:08
bobo bunny on The Longest Road: “Curiouser and curiouser” Feb 17, 16:18
bobo bunny on The Longest Road: “See how you feel 4 years from now when you are rolling around in aditch, fighting over the last mouldy…” Feb 17, 16:15
bobo bunny on The Longest Road: “Ok fine. Election. He isn’t doing this because he cares about Alex Salmonds’ legacy, or the cause of independence -…” Feb 17, 16:10
Alf Baird on The Longest Road: ““they clamp the blinkers on tightly” That seems an apt way to describe the effect of a ‘colonial mindset’ affecting…” Feb 17, 15:07
Cynicus on The Longest Road: “MaggieC says: “ So tremble false wigs in the midst of yer glee“ ========== Amen to your sentiment, Maggie. There…” Feb 17, 15:05
sam on The Longest Road: “Northcode I think this is why it happened. Frae the BBC. “The estate of former first minister Alex Salmond is…” Feb 17, 14:10
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “It’s an interesting case, right enough. As already covered by Our Host, not that long ago, Mr Hirst lost his…” Feb 17, 14:05
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “To paraphrase my dear departed Mammie: Fa “classified [ye] as an inferior subject rather than an equal citizen”, Alf? Haha,…” Feb 17, 13:40
sarah on The Longest Road: “@ 100%Yes: good man for posting this link to the Mark Hirst crowdfunder. What a wonderful day it will be…” Feb 17, 13:23
Hatey McHateface on The Longest Road: “Enough of that, Northy. I don’t want you subtly fooling me into thinking an interstellar Pict can ever be regarded…” Feb 17, 12:42
Alf Baird on The Longest Road: “Yes indeed, very interesting, including the definition of “modern colonialism” which: “depends first and foremost upon the declaration of sovereignty…” Feb 17, 12:38
Northcode on The Longest Road: “From the same article. “…colonialism depends first and foremost upon the declaration of sovereignty and/or territorial seizure by a core…” Feb 17, 12:34
willie on The Longest Road: “I think civil actions can effectively be be bought and sold, The classic example of this is no win,no fee…” Feb 17, 12:22
100%Yes on The Longest Road: “He was revealing a lot more than people took on.” Feb 17, 12:22