We realise that there’s some stiff competition for that accolade, even if you restrict it solely to things said by Kezia Dugdale, but this needs preserving for posterity.
A couple of questions do spring immediately to mind: (1) how does every country on Earth that isn’t Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland do it, and (2) given that Scotland has now been in the Union for 309 years, how much longer is it going to take before the two things are finally eradicated?
We look forward to hearing the answers from Labour any day now.
The former Chancellor of the Exchequer in today’s Press & Journal:
55-45 is “far more decisive” than 62-38? We think we’re finally beginning to understand why the last Labour government left the British economy in such a mess.
An article by Nick Cohen in the Spectator last night fairly had social media ablaze with a heady brew of anger and mockery.
It’s the most extraordinary outpouring of deranged, spittle-flecked arsewash we’ve seen outside of a Daily Express comment thread in a very considerable time, and it merits attention solely because we think it might have broken a world record for the number of empirical falsehoods contained in an article in a respectable media outlet.
Get your clickers out, readers. You’re going to need a fast trigger finger.
The Daily Telegraph just released a video called “100 Reasons Why Brexit Was A Good Thing”. It listed them to a soundtrack of “Jerusalem”, the same song that closed the Labour Party conference earlier this week with its stirring ode to just one of the four nations of the United Kingdom.
We’ve saved a few of the highlights below, just in case the Telegraph should delete the video in a fit of sanity. We’ve also added one fake one. See if you can spot it.
You can see the full unedited Kezia Dugdale interview with Gordon Brewer on today’s Sunday Politics Scotland at this link, so you can verify that the shortened edit below isn’t misrepresenting anything. But if you don’t have time or attention span for the full 20 minutes, this’ll give you the gist without all the desperate waffling.
We think readers will agree that there can no longer be so much as a scintilla of doubt over whether Kezia believes Jeremy Corbyn can lead Labour to victory.
The press and social media today are frothing with excitement about a new Ipsos Mori poll for STV which shows (for the second poll in succession) Ruth Davidson scoring marginally higher approval ratings than Nicola Sturgeon.
But the problem is that that wasn’t what people were actually asked.
As several alert readers have already spotted, our Twitter account was suspended at some point in the early hours of this morning. We’ve had no email from Twitter offering any sort of explanation, but it seems most likely to have been at the behest of a Daily Express hack called Siobhan McFadyen who’s been huffily bleating to the company’s executives over the weekend about this tweet:
The reason we tweeted that comment is detailed here and here. But apparently it’s an opinion that you’re no longer allowed to have.
More or less since the morning of 19 September 2014, the Unionist parties in Scotland have kept up an unceasing chorus of “You lost! Accept it!” directed at the entire Yes movement, but primarily the SNP (despite the SNP having never to date disputed the result or called for a re-run of the referendum).
Readers may not be entirely astonished to discover this morning that at least as far as Scottish Labour are concerned, that principle only applies to other people.
Because we’re pretty sure there’s already a name for when political parties set out an “alternative programme of government”.
This is the demented, McCarthyite state of madness the Labour Party has reached:
This is a party now openly rejecting anyone as a member who has ever supported any other party. We’d take a minute to try to explain to them how the arithmetic of that one works out, but they’re a long, long way beyond the grasp of reason now.
The Scottish media has worked itself into an indignant froth over the last few days about the appearance of Sputnik News – an Edinburgh-based arm of a publicly-owned, state-run Russian news agency, fronted by (among others) former Dateline Scotland and NewsShaft stars Jack Foster and Carolyn Scott.
(Any resemblance to publicly-owned, state-run national news agencies of questionable impartiality in other countries is of course entirely coincidental and totally different.)
The Sunday Herald ran a bizarre smear piece yesterday on the pair’s past fundraising initiatives for their two previous projects (which were obviously completely unrelated to Sputnik), and today’s Times has an even weirder column by Melanie Reid in which Foster and Scott are directly and startlingly compared to the Cuban Missile Crisis:
We tried, for the purposes of satire, to think of another country that played host to nuclear missiles that were controversially imposed on it by an external government, but unfortunately we couldn’t come up with anything. Sorry about that.
Annie Wells and Brian Whittle are two new Conservative MSPs. Look how happy and excited they are today at Labour winning a council by-election from the SNP.
Mark Beggan on A Long Hard Think: “Aye and Mad Dog starting to bark. Statements being issued. Sinn Fein on the ropes. something already brewing then Trump…” Sep 13, 00:02
Confused on A Long Hard Think: “trump says “up the ‘ra” tom harris says andy burnham needs to send him a message – special branch as…” Sep 12, 23:46
sam on A Long Hard Think: “Maybe if I ask Rev Stu he might remove Beggan’s threat of my rape as well? Or Beggan might ask.” Sep 12, 22:06
sam on A Long Hard Think: “I see the Rev has deleted Beggan’s abusive threat of rape to Marie.” Sep 12, 22:02
Insider on A Long Hard Think: “James says: “it is truly astonishing how ‘someone’ can occupy so much physical space while contributing absolutely nothing of intellectual…” Sep 12, 21:24
robertkknight on A Long Hard Think: “Prick 1 and Prick 2 tag-teaming. What a novel approach to discourse. BTL contaminated by the usual suspects.” Sep 12, 20:54
Mark Beggan on A Long Hard Think: “Interesting. There’s a village on the east coast of Scotland where the buildings all have unique red roof tiles that…” Sep 12, 19:52
Hatey McHateface on A Long Hard Think: ““Why would they come to Scotland” Because their ancestors came from Scotland. “such a shithole as you constantly try to…” Sep 12, 19:21
Hatey McHateface on A Long Hard Think: “Near ten hours for that one, twathater. Please tell us it took you nine and a half hours to clean…” Sep 12, 18:59
Dan on A Long Hard Think: “Why would they come to Scotland if it is such a shithole as you constantly try to point out. Why…” Sep 12, 18:55
James on A Long Hard Think: “Young Lochinvar is adept at educating Scots regarding their own history, much of which has been airbrushed out of existence…” Sep 12, 18:53
Hatey McHateface on A Long Hard Think: “Sure you’re Scottish, sam? Back when I was a loon, clyping was beyond the pale. The one unforgivable that marked…” Sep 12, 18:47
Dan on A Long Hard Think: “The issue with that is covered in this post. https://wingsoverscotland.com/a-long-hard-think/#comment-3445700 Totes win for the corrputed cunts when they simply remove…” Sep 12, 18:47
Hatey McHateface on A Long Hard Think: ““I think a Unified Ireland is coming” Then you must also think a million or so Ulster Unionists are coming…” Sep 12, 18:34
Hatey McHateface on A Long Hard Think: “Fa’s the James that posts “Prick”? His posts gie readers muckle mair time tae hae a life.” Sep 12, 18:25
twathater on A Long Hard Think: “And as usual Arsehole Main deliberately misses the point of my comment , as a member of the 77th brigade…” Sep 12, 18:15
Stuart Swanston on A Long Hard Think: “If enough of us keep libelling Nicola Sturgeon as a person who has handled stolen goods and when informed by…” Sep 12, 17:32
Mark Beggan on A Long Hard Think: “Maybe they will rape you instead.” Sep 12, 17:08
Mark Beggan on A Long Hard Think: “72 million! The war chest is full. Let battle commence. No quarter asked No quarter given. Let’s; Make Scotland Normal…” Sep 12, 17:04
sam on A Long Hard Think: “The documents reportedly included information on torture:physical and psychological torture was employed against suspected Mau Mau members and sympathisers. There…” Sep 12, 16:39
James on A Long Hard Think: “See, Jockos; it’s all yer own fault. So sing the “all day, every day” unionists. Dealing with a hollow, insulting…” Sep 12, 16:36
SJB on A Long Hard Think: “And the brutal Mau Mau murders of white farmers and their families in Kenya at that time” Sep 12, 15:14
Captain Caveman on A Long Hard Think: “‘Ferries procurement’ comes to mind. Well, if your entire government – and bloated Civil Service – is filled to the…” Sep 12, 14:32
Marie on A Long Hard Think: “@chas 11.41am – 300 years is nothing. Absolutely nothing. And yes, the colonial authorities did destroy documentation relating to their…” Sep 12, 14:28
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Long Hard Think: “Many thanks to Prof Alf Baird for this presentation: THE COST OF COLONIALISM (5 Sept 2026) www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnfqeZr-2fU” Sep 12, 14:24
100%Yes on A Long Hard Think: “Please have a look at the link below, your be amazed at the shit that’s happening in Scotland. https://www.isp.scot/september-5th-september-11th-2026/” Sep 12, 13:47
Knuckle_Heid on A Long Hard Think: “Kind of related to Stu’s headline story – on 14th of July (almost two months ago) David Hendry & Sean…” Sep 12, 12:35
Knuckle_Heid on A Long Hard Think: “Very interesting Willie, I read Robin McAlpines articles about the Standards Commission / Fiona Higgins case and was appalled at…” Sep 12, 12:28
Alf Baird on A Long Hard Think: ““There really are jobs that take years, even decades, of experience to master” That’s a valid point, Hatey. ‘Ferries procurement’…” Sep 12, 12:00
