Remember this guy? Go on, give it a minute, it’ll come to you.
He popped up today to chuck in his tuppence-worth about inflammatory language in politics, and how – like everything else bad – it all started with vile cybernats in 2014 (because as you’ll of course remember, it was Yes supporters who never shut up about “surrendering”) and has now sullied even the dignified halls of Westminster.
You now have less than 24 hours left to secure your copy of our intermittent cartoonist Mr Cairns’ latest beautifully-crafted volume of biting political satire featuring a cute lion. (No, not the one pictured below.)
For the love of God please don’t upset him or we’ll get more like this.
So the Supreme Court has delivered its brutal verdict. The prorogation of Parliament was completely unlawful and now, in effect, never happened. Parliament is officially still in session. The same Parliament that has stupendously failed to solve Brexit for three years can reconvene and continue to fail to solve it. What now?
Jeremy Corbyn stood up a few minutes ago at the Labour conference and demanded that Boris Johnson stand down immediately and hold a general election, as did several other opposition leaders. Which, alert readers may recall, is what Johnson tried to do, twice, barely a fortnight ago, and was blocked by the opposition.
Presumably if he tries again, they all now have to cooperate and vote for it, even though the dissolution of Parliament would render the Benn bill requiring him to ask the EU for an extension first null and void. So there’ll be a general election held on the subject of “Who rules the country – the people or the courts?”, which is what Johnson wanted all along. Um, victory?
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PS Fun trivia fact: UK electoral law requires 25 working days between the dissolution of Parliament and the date of a general election. There are exactly 27 working days (inclusive) between now and 31 October.
A few minutes later, Momentum activist Cathleen Clarke and former Tony Blair adviser John McTernan appeared on Sky News to sort it all out for confused viewers.
(Editor’s note: as a result of this cartoon, Mr Cairns has been sent on mandatory administrative leave of absence to let’s call it a “health spa” for the next two weeks. While he’s receiving let’s call it “therapy”, fill the gap by purchasing the latest volume of his works, which is guaranteed not to contain this one, we can only hope and pray.) .
Yeah, we know, that could be a really long article. But we have a specific thing in mind.
Over the last few days, Jo Swinson and Willie Rennie have both endured toe-curling interviews trying to defend the comically-indefensible hypocrisy of the party’s positions on Brexit and independence.
(If you haven’t been following, official policy now is that a Lib Dem election win is a clear and unimpeachable mandate to carry out their manifesto promises, but an SNP election win isn’t a mandate to carry out theirs.)
But it’s not the mere crass, transparent hypocrisy that makes them stupid.
In normal times we’d at least find today’s landmark defeat of the UK government in a Scottish court amusing. But these are not normal times, and at the present moment our toxic loathing of every politician in Westminster makes it a bitter fruit.
Although we must admit this bit still did manage to raise a smile:
(The reason, incidentally, is that the English High Court wasn’t sitting in August.)
What does it all actually mean, though? Well, nothing good.
Supporters of the opposition’s plan to block a no-deal Brexit have been proclaiming vindication this weekend over a couple of polls which show significantly lower support for the Tories, and a lead for Labour, in the event that a general election is called after 31 October with Brexit not having happened.
In that scenario, Tory voters tell pollsters that they’re more likely to defect to the Brexit Party, and the resulting split in the Brexit vote appears to point towards a Labour-led government if you plug the figures into a site like Electoral Calculus.
The reality is much more complicated than that. But what we’re specifically interested in is how it would affect the chances of securing a second indyref, so let’s take a look.
sam on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Gaun yersel, Northcode. it’s about more than fitba, innit. https://japanhistory.github.io/falkland-islands-history/ “Unlike most contested territories, the Falklands present an unusual historical…” Jul 14, 11:19
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Yeah, Baird, shut the fuck up… anyone would think this is a Scottish independence supporting blog the way you bang…” Jul 14, 11:12
Northcode on Step One: ““… being genuinely appreciative of someone’s exceptional efforts and achievements…” BOAK! Dinnae forgit to doff yer bunnet. Tell me… is…” Jul 14, 11:09
Captain Caveman on Step One: ““If there are any unionists out there who might be feeling weary and weak… look to the ‘Reverend in Yer…” Jul 14, 10:43
BLMac on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Sturgeon’s collaboration with Gove raises a question or two. Gove is one of the slimiest of the ‘proud Scot but’…” Jul 14, 10:42
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I find myself caught up in the excitement generated by excessively topical World Cup madness – “No Scotland, No Party”,…” Jul 14, 10:42
Northcode on Step One: ““Most reasoning readers will conclude that the owner of a blog site is right.” First, I wasn’t responding to the…” Jul 14, 09:57
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Heh. Amusingly enough, Hatey, our excitable, puffed up, endlessly verbose friend “Jay” is of precisely the same “ideologically captured, witless…” Jul 14, 09:57
Wally Jumblatt on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I think it’s really good to see that Nicola has hitched her star to the outstanding Anwar. Between them they…” Jul 14, 09:55
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Because the rule is: Conclusion first, evidence second, or not at all when it contradicts the conclusion.” Jul 14, 09:45
TURABDIN on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “POWER & MONEY, the danse macabre whose rhythms politicians, businessmen and the like just cannot resist. Trump is the current…” Jul 14, 09:43
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Cheers, CC. I can only reply because Rev Jay has generously granted prior authorisation. The Guardian states that it was…” Jul 14, 09:41
Chas on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Best thing you have ever written Stu. I would however suggest that a day is far too short.” Jul 14, 09:38
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “@James Blair Yes, that pretty much mirrors my own take on these things. Rev Stu deserves huge credit for shedding…” Jul 14, 09:31
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““… they’ll have time to reflect on the wisdom of those who counselled against tying a modern country’s power supplies…” Jul 14, 09:23
Jay on Step One: “Agent X: why not German Scottish US American?” Jul 14, 09:15
James Blair on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Well done Rev for your dogged and forensic dismantling of the lies and deceit that this awful woman has inflicted…” Jul 14, 09:13
Jay on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Clean up your mind p, McHateful. Why waste our time with your obsessions. Your obsession with excretory processes seemed to…” Jul 14, 08:46
100%Yes on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I am in no doubt when Sturgeon stood down as FM she believed she had this all under control, so…” Jul 14, 08:40
100%Yes on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “If you tell one lie more are sure to follow. When all of this started it was about the Independence…” Jul 14, 08:22
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I guess if Memmi was right, there would be absolutely no point in sending the Scotland team to the World…” Jul 14, 08:14
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “The Guardian is reporting that whistleblowers have revealed how close the UK came last month to an electricity supply grid…” Jul 14, 07:54
factchecker on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Our esteemed professor says “the fact remains that “a colonized people are in no way a subject of history any…” Jul 14, 07:47
bumsrush on The Only Notes That Really Count: “Spot on. Now, are there powers to force disclosure of the Police and COPFS files? Jimmy Savile’s Police and CPS…” Jul 14, 03:17