Sitrep: we’ve given up any hope of turning on the television and seeing a politician – any politician – telling the truth.
Boris Johnson is lying about negotiating a new deal with the EU. Jeremy Corbyn is lying about pretty much everything (in so far as he even knows what he wants the truth to be, let alone what it actually is). Jo Swinson is lying about wanting to meaningfully work with other parties to stop Brexit. Nicola Sturgeon is lying about wanting to stop a no-deal Brexit – she just wants to stop Brexit full stop.
(Unfortunately, this also means she’s lying about having any real intention of holding a second independence referendum before 2021. If she did, she wouldn’t have all her MPs and MSPs frantically running around parliaments and courtrooms trying to destroy her own democratic mandate for it, which would leave her needing to secure a fresh one 20 months from now. And assuming she’d have any more idea how to put it into practice than she has with the ones she’s already got.)
The government is lying about the fact that it doesn’t have confidence in itself, and the opposition is lying about the fact that it does. Everyone now says they want an election, but somehow it isn’t happening because nobody wants it yet, and nobody can agree when they DO want it, and they’re all lying about why.
And absolutely everyone is lying about the fact that whatever they’re trying to do right now has any chance of solving the present shambles. Johnson is just stalling to run the clock down until no-deal, although he swears blind that he isn’t, and the opposition just wants to drag the whole agony out for several more months with not the slightest clue what they’d actually do then.
Grimly, the closest thing that British voters currently have to an honest man is Nigel Farage, who is at least clear about what he wants and what he’s prepared to do to get it. Which is ironic, as he’s only anywhere near getting it because he’s spent his entire political career lying through his teeth about it.
We don’t mind telling you, folks, it’s been pretty hard to get up in the mornings.
So, British politics, eh? We’re basically on strike until things make at least an iota of sense, because there’s no point in attempting political analysis right now when events can overtake you before you’ve finished typing a sentence.
But let’s just have a quick recap on what we know.
Boris Johnson’s move to prorogue Parliament for most of September and a chunk of October actually only represents a couple of weeks of extra holiday time for MPs – Westminster would be shut for most of the time in question anyway for party conference season.
The Commons would open for business again on 14 October, in time to debate the outcome of a crucial European Council summit on 17-18 October. If that meeting doesn’t provide any new deal – and it’s vanishingly unlikely that it will – then there’ll be no time for anything other than a no-deal Brexit.
We really can’t be bothered with having the GERS “debate” again, in which all the same people make all the same exactly opposite spins on the exact same data. Minor annual fluctuations aside, the core reality is the same as the one we repeat every 12 months, and serious economists on both sides of the political divide still treat the figures with the disdain they properly merit.
One such person is Richard Murphy, and in an excellent piece today he posted a version of this graph which did catch our jaded eye. It purports to show the share of UK debt supposedly accounted for by Scotland – which has, let’s remember, just 8% of the UK’s population – in each of the last 16 years, and which immediately prior to the SNP’s 2011 majority stood at almost exactly that of our population share.
How very remarkable, some readers may feel, that the extent of Scotland’s supposed responsibility for the UK’s debt should have rocketed so very dramatically at the exact point when independence became a live political question.
It does rather make you wonder why the UK government, scraping as it is for every penny of possible savings, seems more and more desperate to hang onto Scotland as the terrible economic burden we become on the rest of the country grows ever heavier.
Truly, our partners in this great equal and bountiful union must be the most generous and forgiving people on Earth. We don’t deserve them.
This poll from Opinium came out a few days ago, but didn’t get as much attention as people might normally have expected, possibly because it was presented in a very difficult-to-follow graphical form. So we’ve sorted it out, and also added in the missing Lib Dem voters.
The takeaway is that a clear majority of voters both in Scotland and the UK now believe that the UK government should accept the Scottish Government’s request for a second independence referendum.
In case you missed it, there was an interesting phone-in on the subject of Scottish independence on James O’Brien’s LBC radio show from 10am this morning. I chipped my tuppence-worth in at the start (I’m the second caller, from about 6m 25s), but it’s fascinating listening to O’Brien’s tone evolve as the hour-long segment goes on.
(James O’Brien, LBC, 7 August 2019) .
We don’t doubt for a moment the sincerity and good intent with which he states his position. But when he talks in the intro about the special feelings he has when he’s in Scotland, which he also gets in Greece, the whole argument collapses.
Because O’Brien doesn’t appear to need to feel that he “owns” Greece, or that he’s a Greek citizen, to have that warmth towards it. He doesn’t need the people of England to elect Greece’s governments for it – he’s happy to have those feelings towards a completely independent country. So why not about an independent Scotland?
(Sadly I was cut off before I got a chance to respond to his point about Germany and its federal regions, which would have been to point out that no one German region is six times bigger than all the others put together and can – and does – impose its will on them whenever it wants.)
And much to his credit he appears to realise that as the show goes on. Whether he still thinks deep down that the Scottish independence movement is in significant part driven by anti-Englishness, only he can say. But his callers today at least appear to have made him think about it, and it’s a process worth listening to.
sam on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““The Falklands saga encapsulates every major theme of 21st-century geopolitics: energy competition, climate vulnerability, historical memory wars, and the tension…” Jul 14, 12:21
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““…if he posted on a range of subjects rather than repeatedly posting the same thing over and over again…” The…” Jul 14, 12:15
Confused on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “yeah, Alf to STFU about colonisation … if the rev SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT TRANNIES, no one gives a…” Jul 14, 11:43
Confused on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “there’s not a lot of engineering or physics in the brains trust round here – caveman does not understand the…” Jul 14, 11:40
Confused on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Bobby Moore was a thief. Never forget. Just like all his kind … wherever wood floats … And the malvinas.…” Jul 14, 11:36
Aidan on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I’m sure there might be more of an accommodation of the professor if he posted on a range of subjects…” Jul 14, 11:30
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Heh! Literally the very next post, Northy to the rescue of his idol. Like I said. Zero self awareness. None.” Jul 14, 11:27
sam on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Gaun yersel, Northcode. it’s about more than fitba, innit. https://japanhistory.github.io/falkland-islands-history/ “Unlike most contested territories, the Falklands present an unusual historical…” Jul 14, 11:19
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Yeah, Baird, shut the fuck up… anyone would think this is a Scottish independence supporting blog the way you bang…” Jul 14, 11:12
Northcode on Step One: ““… being genuinely appreciative of someone’s exceptional efforts and achievements…” BOAK! Dinnae forgit to doff yer bunnet. Tell me… is…” Jul 14, 11:09
Captain Caveman on Step One: ““If there are any unionists out there who might be feeling weary and weak… look to the ‘Reverend in Yer…” Jul 14, 10:43
BLMac on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Sturgeon’s collaboration with Gove raises a question or two. Gove is one of the slimiest of the ‘proud Scot but’…” Jul 14, 10:42
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I find myself caught up in the excitement generated by excessively topical World Cup madness – “No Scotland, No Party”,…” Jul 14, 10:42
Northcode on Step One: ““Most reasoning readers will conclude that the owner of a blog site is right.” First, I wasn’t responding to the…” Jul 14, 09:57
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Heh. Amusingly enough, Hatey, our excitable, puffed up, endlessly verbose friend “Jay” is of precisely the same “ideologically captured, witless…” Jul 14, 09:57
Wally Jumblatt on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I think it’s really good to see that Nicola has hitched her star to the outstanding Anwar. Between them they…” Jul 14, 09:55
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Because the rule is: Conclusion first, evidence second, or not at all when it contradicts the conclusion.” Jul 14, 09:45
TURABDIN on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “POWER & MONEY, the danse macabre whose rhythms politicians, businessmen and the like just cannot resist. Trump is the current…” Jul 14, 09:43
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Cheers, CC. I can only reply because Rev Jay has generously granted prior authorisation. The Guardian states that it was…” Jul 14, 09:41
Chas on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Best thing you have ever written Stu. I would however suggest that a day is far too short.” Jul 14, 09:38
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “@James Blair Yes, that pretty much mirrors my own take on these things. Rev Stu deserves huge credit for shedding…” Jul 14, 09:31
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““… they’ll have time to reflect on the wisdom of those who counselled against tying a modern country’s power supplies…” Jul 14, 09:23
Jay on Step One: “Agent X: why not German Scottish US American?” Jul 14, 09:15
James Blair on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Well done Rev for your dogged and forensic dismantling of the lies and deceit that this awful woman has inflicted…” Jul 14, 09:13
Jay on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Clean up your mind p, McHateful. Why waste our time with your obsessions. Your obsession with excretory processes seemed to…” Jul 14, 08:46
100%Yes on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I am in no doubt when Sturgeon stood down as FM she believed she had this all under control, so…” Jul 14, 08:40