Alert readers will of course be aware that one of this site’s most frequently-recurring themes is “phantom news”, whereby events or unpleasant opinions that newspapers or broadcasters really want to have happened are conveniently brought to life, either by some random nobody on the internet, or an unnamed “source” or “insider”.
So when Nicola Sturgeon did something today that nearly everyone in the Northern Hemisphere knew she was going to do sometime soon, but wasn’t expecting just yet, there wasn’t time to prepare actual real people with the required quotes.
In the modern media world, though, that isn’t a problem.
We saw this exchange on Twitter this morning, involving left-wing Labour activist Eoin Clarke, a reader, and Scottish Labour list MSP Elaine Smith.
Smith professed to find it “unbelievable” and “scary” that the reader thought he’d had Tory governments for most of his lifetime. (We asked him how old he was and he said 34, which means he’s had Tory governments for 62% of his life, so that checks out.)
But it’s a standard Scottish Labour line that there’s no real difference between Scottish and English voters in terms of favouring left-wing politics, so we thought we’d just quickly check the arithmetic on that. The results are unlikely to shock you.
…on Good Morning Scotland yesterday, then we suspect you’re going to love the Lib Dems’ heroically glaikit MSP Alex Cole-Hamilton on the same show today.
We joke, of course. The Spanish government has made this position abundantly plain several times over a number of years, and it still doesn’t stop idiot Yoons (and media pundits who should know better) from spouting it.
But this time, in the flesh, it’s really quite hard to spin a way out of.
We don’t want to fall into the trap of portraying the Liberal Democrats as a party of any political relevance or consequence in Scotland, but for the sheer comedy value alone Willie Rennie’s interview with Gary Robertson on today’s Good Morning Scotland is worth a couple of minutes of your time.
First Minister’s Questions today (featuring stand-in FM John Swinney in a theatrical mood) was one long howl of “TOO WEE AND TOO POOR!”, with both Ruth Davidson and Kezia Dugdale using all of their questions to hark back to oil revenue forecasts from 2013 and insist that an independent Scotland would face economic apocalypse.
It was a dispiriting spectacle, and we found ourselves experiencing (not for the first time) pangs of sympathy for the remaining tiny rump of Scottish Labour voters, who must surely watch in broken despair at the antics of the hapless pack of squawking diddies representing their views in the Parliament.
(As an alert reader wryly noted: “Well, that’s a first. A one party state raises a motion against its own policy and defeats itself.”)
And we thought you’d like to be reminded that the Scottish Parliament was expressly designed from the beginning so that it would always work like that.
They must be pretty chuffed with how it’s turned out.
We haven’t said much about the huge furore whipped up by the Guardian in recent days around spurious allegations of racism/online abuse by supporters of Scottish independence, made first by Sadiq Khan and then by a deranged “Better Together” activist who also thinks all vegans are racist (or something).
Partly that’s because we covered the initial speech by Khan and the fallout from it pretty extensively, and partly because we didn’t want to feed the Guardian’s clickbait.
However, when the activist who was allegedly “hounded off Twitter” in fear for her life – fear caused by supposed comments that nobody has actually seen – miraculously recovered her bravery less than a week later (coincidentally just in time for the launch of her book), we thought it was probably time someone started keeping some records.
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “To continue the records, England left what remained of its vision of a 1707 treaty with Scotland when it chose…” Jan 28, 11:53
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “A colonized people, or at least those suffering from a colonial mindset, do tend to celebrate their oppressor, nae maitter…” Jan 28, 11:24
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Reverting the conversation back to the Laws at the present time in Scotland and the difference of Englands laws that…” Jan 28, 11:01
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “@robertkknight 27 January, 2026 at 11:55 pm “I think you’ll find they were Picts, or ethnically similar to them. As…” Jan 28, 10:20
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “Firstly “acknowledged by the law to be separate entities” does not mean separate legal entities with legal personality. Secondly, and…” Jan 28, 08:59
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: ““untrustworthy wordsmiths” Not sure the evidence supports that, YL. Take Scotland’s greatest living half-son, for example, President Donald J Trump.…” Jan 28, 08:50
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Why’s that then, 100%Yes? Are they claiming the hostages are a’ still undergroond somewhere? Fit aboot the ham asses then?…” Jan 28, 08:37
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: ““You can’t be asking seriously” Wisnae me asking, Aidan, it wis Sooty. And he’s a verra serious glove puppet. At…” Jan 28, 08:24
Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “Like I said! From APPENDIX 2 Case for the Lord Gray . . . 36 Firstly, its purpose so far…” Jan 28, 08:13
Young Lochinvar on Shield Of The Phantom: “Is this not just the way things are and we are ,mostly, now just finding out as we are now…” Jan 28, 06:28
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “We’re talking about you not to you James, sit down.” Jan 28, 06:08
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “Perhaps you’ll be able to provide us with the specific explicit text from the Lords Privileges Committee on which says…” Jan 28, 06:05
robertkknight on Shield Of The Phantom: “I think you’ll find they were Picts, or ethnically similar to them. As were the pre-Norse inhabitants of the Northern…” Jan 27, 23:55
Young Lochinvar on Yelling at the tide: “James Are you sure you spelt the last word correctly? 🙂” Jan 27, 23:38
James on Shield Of The Phantom: “Aw, “Aidan”, look in the mirror, petal.” Jan 27, 22:46
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Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “Aidan said; “Of course that isn’t true at all Xaracen, in any way shape or form, the Lords Privilege Committee…” Jan 27, 20:42
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “Didn’t they get there arse kicked more than once and sent packing. I fail to see the point of a…” Jan 27, 20:25
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “I wouldn’t believe everything you hear from the BBC and GB News there known for lying and distorting the truth.…” Jan 27, 20:14
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “You can’t be asking seriously why James can’t engage with a subject of a post, I doubt he can even…” Jan 27, 20:03
Peter McAvoy on Shield Of The Phantom: “I forgot to mention earlier. Due to the removal of double jeopardy,I believe that some would have pursued Alex Salmond…” Jan 27, 20:01
Colin Alexander on Shield Of The Phantom: ““2 hours ago A judicial review of the ban on Palestine Action will be allowed to go ahead, a judge…” Jan 27, 19:18
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Guardian Online reporting that forces loyal to the ooya tollas may have slaughtered in excess of 30,000 of their own…” Jan 27, 19:01
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Fit’s that ye say, Sooty? Why do James and Dave find it impossible to engage with the facts in my…” Jan 27, 17:43
Peter McAvoy on Shield Of The Phantom: “I forgot to mention earlier that due to the scrapping of double jeopardy,some in the COPFS would have pursued Alex…” Jan 27, 17:34
David Holden on Shield Of The Phantom: “I take it the site troll is getting paid by the word as he knows a lot and is not…” Jan 27, 17:26
James Barr Gardner on Shield Of The Phantom: “Woolwich Crown Court was intended to serve as a high-security courtroom and became the preferred venue for terrorism trials. A…” Jan 27, 17:09
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “Of course that isn’t true at all Xaracen, in any way shape or form, the Lords Privilege Committee never said…” Jan 27, 16:59