For the record, we thought you should see what the Scottish Parliament considers to be the appropriate treatment of an “Urgent Question”.
For a little over eight minutes, the Lord Advocate was allowed to ignore and avoid a series of questions put to him regarding the abjectly corrupt Crown Office’s recent interference with the work of the Fabiani inquiry by redacting evidence which in no way identified anyone as a complainer in the trial of Alex Salmond.
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I for one would prefer it if people would get over posturing about the messenger and deal with the more important message. So let’s get to it.
It really can’t be overstated what extraordinary tweets these are.
That’s the editor of the conservative, ultra-establishment Spectator openly linking to a document that the Crown Office – the agent of the Queen herself – has threatened to prosecute the Scottish Parliament for publishing, and which has officially been deleted but is for some reason actually still available on the Parliament’s website.
The Spectator is giving the Queen the finger. And that’s not even the mad bit.
It’s difficult to know where to even start on the absolutely extraordinary reaction to our post about yesterday’s meeting of the SNP National Executive Committee. Our traffic exploded to levels not seen since 2014, racking up tens of thousands of pageviews an hour, and social media was aflame with argument into the small hours of the morning.
A whole raft of issues arose from our exclusive revelations, but the one we want to talk about now is the one that was buried at the bottom of what a panicked SNP hastily and laughably produced as the “minutes” of the meeting, and we didn’t even notice it until a couple of hours after the original post.
But they also ruled that because Dugdale is a drooling halfwitted imbecile who doesn’t know what simple words mean she was entitled to use her stupidity and ignorance as a defence, so we lost the case and to this day (the original smear having happened way back in 2017) our lawyers are still negotiating with her lawyers over the final costs.
So trust us when we tell you this: today’s front-page lead in the Herald On Sunday is a great big pile of stinky unmitigated horse-bollocks.
It’s our sad duty to report this fact to you, readers: our experience of sending Freedom Of Information requests to the Scottish Government is basically that the more answers you get from them, the less information you end up having.
In an attempt to freshen up its usual panel of tired and tiresome politicians and pundits, last night’s Question Time (ostensibly from an oddly-vague location in “the North East”) featured moderately-known circus fortune-teller Gypsy Rose Petulengro, crossing her palm with silver for some analysis in a short break from one of her celebrated seances.
The clip above was her take on whether Nicola Sturgeon would resign if either of the current inquiries found that she’d systematically and repeatedly lied to Parliament and broken the Ministerial Code, and the strange thing about it was that for someone who was professing to be looking into the future, she didn’t even appear to know the basic pertinent facts of the present or the past.
The Spectator’s application to the High Court for a variation of the anonymity order in HM Advocate vs Alexander Salmond has just finished. It seems to have been agreed by all parties that Lady Dorrian will now amend her order to read thus:
“An order at common law and in terms of section 11 of the Contempt of Court Act 1981, preventing publication of the names and identity and any information likely to disclose the identity of the complainers in the case of HMA v Alexander Elliot Anderson Salmond, as such complainers in those proceedings.”
Alert readers will have noticed by now that while we were at the dentist getting rid of all our excess money, the Fabiani inquiry has published Alex Salmond’s written evidence submission, ahead of his in-person appearance currently scheduled for next week.
Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Perhaps you missed it, Northcode: “– that immediate steps shall be taken, in United Nations Trust and Non-Self-Governing Territories or…” Sep 22, 11:38
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Are the Ru**ians match funding any contribution?” Sep 22, 11:37
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “If that fails then you can apply to the United Federation of Planets. The Klingons are in the chair this…” Sep 22, 11:19
sarah on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Northcode: I hope that you are mistaken. Salvo/Liberation have UN-experienced people in their committee. Perhaps you could contact Salvo…” Sep 22, 11:19
Northcode on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The mission statement on Liberation Scotland’s crowdfunder page — “Liberation Scotland’s mission is to restore the sovereign, independent state of…” Sep 22, 10:59
sarah on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@ Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh: duly registered. Would you please put a link up for the crowdfunder as well? It has almost…” Sep 22, 10:58
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “From The Cradle To The Grave. The Scottish Marxist State. 1. The Baby Box. 2. The School Bag. 3. The…” Sep 22, 10:25
Oneliner on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The Gordo hasn’t made it to the Lards – perhaps his gold selling exploits put the kibosh on that. Incidentally,…” Sep 22, 10:14
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “We don’t believe in International Law. It is Marxist envy.” Sep 22, 10:00
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “And ‘if I click my heels together three times, I will go home’ (Dorothy Gale)” Sep 22, 09:58
MaryB on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Angus 3.47am Yes, I agree that Nicola is desperate to get into the House of Lords. Val seems to have…” Sep 22, 09:51
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey McHateface says: 22 September, 2026 at 8:08 am Why else would it be the settled view of so many…” Sep 22, 09:48
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “You got her name right. That’s a great start 🙂” Sep 22, 09:17
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Ha! “If gravity is a narcissist, then my indifference weakens it away to nothing.” (Hatey)” Sep 22, 08:59
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “LIBERATION SCOTLAND: Watch SARA SALYERS talk at U.N. Geneva TODAY Sept 22nd « Today (Sept 22nd) , our own Sara…” Sep 22, 08:57
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““oversealous” TURABDIN? You’ve taken the anti linguistic colonialism ‘s’ over ‘z’ rule too far!” Sep 22, 08:54
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “ÒRAID AN t-SABHAIL: CATHERINE CONNOLLY, Uachtarán na hÉireann | Sabhal Mòr Ostaig Chaidh Òraid an t-Sabhail a thoirt seachad le…” Sep 22, 08:52
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “‘The narcissist’s biggest weakness is not your anger. It is your indifference.’” Sep 22, 08:39
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “‘Truth is like gravity it doesn’t care if you believe it or not’ Jordan Peterson” Sep 22, 08:33
TURABDIN on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The only reason for expulsion from the SNP is oversealous advocacy of independence.’ «Extremism» they just hate it. .” Sep 22, 08:21
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““the remaining British outpost in the North” Forgive me for asking, Willie, but if by that you mean Northern Ireland,…” Sep 22, 08:08
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Here’s how to turn yourself into a winner, Bilbo. Link to one MSM article that says “the enemy is going…” Sep 22, 07:59
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Asking 100 random Scots who “Katherine Connoly” is would probably produce interesting results. The likely 10% or less who might…” Sep 22, 07:52
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the real motivation for the State asset to appear in this TV…” Sep 22, 07:30
Northcode on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “The issue here is a category merge — two UN domains being treated as if they were one. It’s merging:…” Sep 22, 06:45
Aidan on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “@Alf – There is no general right to independence under the UN Charter, outside of a military occupation or colonisation,…” Sep 22, 06:02
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey, Hatey. Temper, temper, nobody likes a sore loser. The Guardian article that I had posted is nonsense but it…” Sep 22, 05:41
Cynicus on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Will she not be expelled from the SNP if she does?” Sep 22, 04:17
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Dont know what happened to my post @ 01.41 but a chunk is missing. Big fingers and small keyboard perchance…” Sep 22, 04:06