Alert readers may recall that the Electoral Commission recently chose, to everyone’s (cough) great surprise, to take no action against extremist Unionist shout-monkeys Scotland In Union over a number of clear breaches of electoral rules, or for failing to disclose a number of large donations from extremely wealthy donors.
10 days ago the EC published a tranche of FOI documents relating to the case on its website, with the donor details redacted to protect the identity of the various Lords, Dukes, Earls and Countesses who’d rather you didn’t know that they’d been handing thousands of pounds at a time to SiU.
As alert readers will recall, nowadays we only look at the Scottish Daily Express if we’re absolutely desperate for material, so this piece slipped past us a few days ago:
And since the only thing in the papers today is page after page of unbearable fawning drivel about the stupendously insignificant (fifth in line to the throne, will never ever be king unless a terrorist blows up Buckingham Palace with an atomic bomb, is roughly as important to the wellbeing of the nation as Hamilton Accies’ third-choice goalkeeper) royal baby, we figured we may as well have a look at it now.
Even in a sluggish news season, it’s somehow extra-dispiriting to see a once-august newspaper like the Sunday Times fill its pages by trying to flog its readers reheated old cobblers from the previous day’s Daily Mail.
We’ve already shredded the towering stupidity of the story itself (the Times dutifully repeats all the exact same drivel about meal deals and loyalty vouchers), so we were pleased when social media presented a new angle on it.
Pointing out the spectacular levels of imbecility among Scotland’s elected Tories has threatened to become a full-time job for this website in recent months. We wish we could say that today’s example was even a particularly noteworthy one, but tragically it’s about par for the course.
Today’s Scottish Daily Mail leads with a rather limp piece about some fairly minor and unavoidable loopholes in the new legislation for minimum alcohol pricing. It notes, for example, that if people order alcohol online and it’s despatched by the supplier from outside Scotland, the Scottish Government will have no jurisdiction over the price.
(Because the UK has no internal border controls and there’s no law against someone buying cheaper booze in England and bringing it home to Scotland.)
Retailers, of course, can easily block this loophole if they choose to, by refusing to deliver cheap alcohol purchases to Scottish addresses, so it’s not much of a problem.
And the other “loopholes” aren’t actually loopholes at all – one*, according to the Mail, is that “loyalty reward vouchers can also continue to be offered to cut the cost of alcohol”, which is a bit like saying it’s a “loophole” that employers could give people pay rises that they might use to buy more beer.
But if you thought THAT was stupid, Annie Wells MSP is here to raise the bar.
(NB These rules do not apply to Andrew Neil, Nick Robinson, etc etc. Like, duh. In a properly democratic country we’d be able to use FOI to actually see the blacklist, but this is the BBC we’re talking about.)
Last night – at the insistence of the SNP – the House Of Commons held a six-hour emergency debate in the wake of the UK’s unquestionably illegal bombing of Syria at the weekend, under the supposed justification of a chemical attack that may well not have happened at all, far less have been the responsibility of the unfortunate country’s murderous dictator Bashar al-Assad.
The debate concluded with a token vote, not on whether the bombing was right or wrong but which merely asserted whether Parliament had “considered” the subject. (ie voting that it had NOT done so would have made a statement that the Prime Minister acted improperly by committing UK forces to a conflict without obtaining MPs’ assent.)
Faced with the opportunity to issue a symbolic public rebuke to the government for bypassing Parliament on a matter of war and breaking international law, the radical socialist opposition Labour Party of Jeremy Corbyn… abstained.
There can surely be no country on Earth cursed and plagued with a more pathetic shower of petty, whining, gossiping harpies in those roles than Scotland. And while we knew that already, barely a day seems to go by without them reaching a new nadir.
If you’ve got the stomach to hear about the latest low point, grit your teeth, lower your expectations of humanity considerably and read on.
Yes, we know the Express announces a “killer blow” to independence every couple of weeks. But otherwise we can think of nothing to add to this story, so just click the pic to read and enjoy.
Of the most direct interest to Scotland, of course, are the UK government’s attempts to trample all over the 20-year-old devolution settlement.
The urgency of the situation, with Brexit now less than a year away, has driven the Yes movement into one of its occasional paroxysms of dispute about when a second independence referendum should be attempted, with SNP MP Pete Wishart attracting some overheated opprobrium by warning against acting in haste, and in the process serving up a juicy gift-wrapped opportunity for Unionists and a news-starved media.
But the furore masks a key issue that the Yes movement – and more crucially, the Scottish Government – has failed to address for the last three years, and which it’s really going to have to deal with at some point.
agentx on Vibecoding A Better World: “Information commissioner in Salmond case: ” A Scottish government spokesperson said: “The Scottish government welcomes the decision of the Court…” Oct 30, 23:23
robertkknight on Vibecoding A Better World: “Sickening indeed, but what can you expect from a pig but a grunt. Talking of pigs… It’s proof, not that…” Oct 30, 22:12
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “You just don’t get the genocides these days like you used to. Although I guess that once WW3 really kicks…” Oct 30, 20:52
100%Yes on Vibecoding A Better World: “Can’t wait, its has to have genocide and all the nasty bits or no one will believe it. Nobody does…” Oct 30, 20:24
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “I would imagine asking AI to indentify the alphabetties would be a dawdle. Although I do sometimes think I must…” Oct 30, 20:10
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “@Minceheid The behaviour you seek is available in the latest AI-enabled, fully embodied “companions”. I hear that you can programme…” Oct 30, 20:05
Black Joan on Vibecoding A Better World: “See also the disgraceful Post Office scandal. All the innocent Postmasters were obviously thieves and villains because the computerised system…” Oct 30, 20:02
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “After the break. A video confirming that England was annexed by France. Tune in next week for a video confirming…” Oct 30, 19:56
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “Scots believe that bad things come in dozens.” Oct 30, 19:50
sarah on Vibecoding A Better World: “Sickening, isn’t it? Court of Session letting Scottish executive off the hook.” Oct 30, 18:52
Stuart MacKay on Vibecoding A Better World: “The one thing AI agents are insanely good at is rummaging through piles of information. Someone with time on their…” Oct 30, 18:08
robertkknight on Vibecoding A Better World: “The establishment protects its own… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c95yne2ye0p6o” Oct 30, 17:32
TURABDIN on Vibecoding A Better World: “SOME believe that bad things come in threes. Scotland has had two really bad things that personal union under James…” Oct 30, 12:40
100%Yes on Vibecoding A Better World: “A video below confirming that before and after 1707 the French had documented that Scotland had been annexed by England…” Oct 30, 10:43
TURABDIN on Vibecoding A Better World: “«I have never voted in my life… I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority…” Oct 30, 09:44
Minceheid on Vibecoding A Better World: “WhoRattledYourCage says: 29 October, 2026 at 10:11 pm Wait, I mean Monty Mole Ach, I’m more of a Chuckie Egg…” Oct 30, 09:20
Minceheid on Vibecoding A Better World: “You know, I don’t like the fact that all AI thingies seem to be so tediously and cloyingly polite. I…” Oct 30, 08:29
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “Stephen Glover writing in the Mail Online this morning: “vanity, tribal loyalties and blind devotion to party stand in the…” Oct 30, 08:06
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: ““smart SNP computers identifying as…” According to Fanon, Memmi, et al, the smart SNP computers will identify as colonialist elites.…” Oct 30, 07:22
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “You obviously have an internet connected device. Fire up your usual search engine (it’s Google on mine) and type into…” Oct 30, 07:09
WhoRattledYourCage on Vibecoding A Better World: “Wait, I mean Monty Mole, sorry. It’s the alliteration and very similar name that confused me. You couldn’t finish the…” Oct 29, 22:11
MrD on Vibecoding A Better World: “Got a link to where I can learn how to Claude please Stu? Wouldn’t know where to begin.” Oct 29, 22:05
Peter McAvoy on Vibecoding A Better World: “As stated on the BBC Scotland news website today it was announced that Gentex in Stranrear is to close and…” Oct 29, 20:12
Southernbystander on Vibecoding A Better World: “As someone who does creative work (music, video) I am not into generative AI for all the usual, obvious reasons…” Oct 29, 19:15
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: “They’re clarty cants in Salisbury. The usual cocktail of germ-laden piss, snot and fecal matter covering their doorknobs, handbags, etc…” Oct 29, 18:10
Hatey McHateface on Vibecoding A Better World: ““I took early retirement from HMRC in 2005” That being the case, sarah, you may be in a position to…” Oct 29, 18:03
Williams on Vibecoding A Better World: “Can you please figure out how to port newish games to MACOS, pretty please? I can only get to the…” Oct 29, 14:30
Iain D on Vibecoding A Better World: “It constantly amazes me that despite the warnings and recent events relating to how AI is very much NOT aligned…” Oct 29, 13:59
sarah on Vibecoding A Better World: “It was starting to go wrong just before I took early retirement from HMRC in 2005. It was, I believe,…” Oct 29, 12:36
diabloandco on Vibecoding A Better World: “Can you no use babywipes for cleaning up Novichok ? I seem to remeber that’s what the folk of Salisbury…” Oct 29, 12:32