There was a certain uncomfortable 2018 inevitability this morning over the fact that where people were offended, arrests would follow.
And the burning of a cardboard model of the Grenfell Tower last night was certainly right up near the top in the pantheon of cretinously offensive things. Many victims of the appalling tragedy, which killed 72 people and injured many more, still haven’t been properly rehomed almost a year and a half later.
There’s a remarkable piece in today’s Times about Stefan Cross, the lawyer working for the women in the Glasgow City Council equal-pay dispute. (For example it’s over 1500 words long but the word “Labour” doesn’t appear a single time, despite the party having controlled the council for the entire 20 years or so the dispute covers.)
The most interesting passage, though, is this one.
Because the story reveals that the GMB, an ultra-loyalist Labour and Unionist trade union, did absolutely everything in its power to obstruct and hamper the women’s claims until the spring of 2017, at which point the union experienced a Damascene conversion and threw their weight fully behind the women and against the council.
In many ways the Glasgow equal-pay dispute feels like the impotent final fury of the dinosaurs after the dust cloud of a prehistoric asteroid impact blacked out the sun and condemned them all to death.
What we’re seeing now is a futile howl of rage against irrelevance by the shady cabal of Labour politicians and senior trade union officials who used to treat the city as their personal fiefdom, as they sink into inglorious extinction.
We highly recommend clicking that link to read the whole series of tweets from Labour member and solicitor Ian Smart, who readers won’t need reminding is no sort of friend of the SNP or inclined to their defence. Because the story goes much deeper than the common-or-garden hypocrisy we saw yesterday.
We don’t know whether Sky News’ senior Scotland correspondent James Matthews recognised double-jobbing Labour MP and councillor Hugh Gaffney on today’s strike march in Glasgow or not. (We suspect he did, but as Gaffney’s only been an MP for a year and a half we can’t be sure.)
What’s certain is that he gave him plenty of time, opportunity and cues to disclose who he was, and Gaffney didn’t take any of them, leading to this extraordinary clip.
Well well, look who suddenly believes in second referendums.
It’s fascinating to note how you can completely reverse Kezia Dugdale’s position on the subject simply by substituting the word “Scotland” for the words “the UK” in that second tweet, and imagine she was talking about the independence march in heavily-Remain-voting Edinburgh earlier this month instead of the (proportionately smaller) one in London yesterday.
When indoor-hat-wearing uberYoon nutter George Galloway appeared in some of the madder corners of the gutter press this week after appearing on RT to extravagantly belittle last weekend’s indy marchers, we didn’t bother talking about it because who cares what that irrelevant old zoomer thinks, right?
But when an alert reader drew our attention to this spectacular clip of Galloway’s pre-indyref and post-indyref views on the EU we couldn’t let it go, because it so perfectly encapsulates not just what a huge buffoon George Galloway is, but the jaw-dropping, bare-faced, crass hypocrisy of so much Unionist argument.
We’re only sad he’s neither a politician nor in Scotland, or he’d be a shoo-in.
Tory MSP Miles Briggs was yesterday cleared of sexual harassment claims by an internal Conservative Party inquiry process. We haven’t the slightest idea of what the facts of his specific case may or may not be, and as such express no view on it, but the nature of the process has been severely criticised by Rape Crisis Scotland, and with what in this instance appears to be extremely good reason.
An obvious question does rather leap to mind, though.
Vince Cable, who was once apparently some sort of politician, took it upon himself to issue an opinion yesterday on the subject of referendums that had independence supporters on social media hooting with mocking laughter long into the night.
The estimable Wee Ginger Dug has already dealt adroitly with just the 300 or so most obviously ridiculous aspects of Cable’s tone-deaf and spectacularly hypocritical view, so we won’t step on his paws by repeating them here.
Instead we thought we’d do what we do best, and check the facts.
Last night’s unexpected events caused a meltdown in the Unionist community on a scale we can’t remember seeing before. Alex Salmond doing the exact thing they’d all been calling on him to do for days provoked an absolute apocalypse of spluttering, incandescent fury in which more people made idiots of themselves at once than the last time “Rangers” had a share issue.
So this didn’t go down too well on social media last night.
Prof Bueltmann, who’s made her life in Scotland for 20 years, was (as far as we can tell) the only independence supporter to speak at a poorly-attended rally in Edinburgh calling for a fatuously-named “People’s Vote” on Brexit.
And when some Twitter users expressed a modicum of resentment at being ordered to get behind the “People’s Vote” campaign by the very people who are responsible for Scotland still being shackled to the UK and therefore dragged out of the EU in the first place, the Unionists got terribly hurt and sniffy.
Young Lochinvar on The Gender Of Mountains: “It’s an unprofitable exercise arguing with drunks, trolls, bots or spooks (y’all).. Good-bye ya roaster..” Apr 2, 02:40
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “It’s been a deliberate distraction because, like Scotland, NI may soon have voted to leave but instead has been railroaded…” Apr 2, 00:10
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “Shiteface – learn to read. No, it’s not because of the gender woo but that shit is one example of…” Apr 1, 23:59
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “The EU is reverting to type, fascism. Just remove, assassinate, cancel or jail political opponents. Especially all the ones not…” Apr 1, 23:29
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Gender Of Mountains: “‘OUTRAGEOUS’ NORTHERN IRELAND CONVERSION THERAPY PLAN COULD JAIL PARENTS FOR OPPOSING CHILD’S ‘SEX CHANGE’ « Plans for a new ‘conversion therapy’…” Apr 1, 23:10
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: “Wow, Geri. So BRICS is the rest of the world fighting back against the genderwoowoo. Who’d a thunk it! And…” Apr 1, 22:47
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “The USA already own the UK & have done since WW2. & I wish you’d do some research. The gender…” Apr 1, 22:16
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: ““New article required” Sure OLS. The genderwoowoo legislation has been repealed. All the politicians, civil servants, administrators, etc. responsible for…” Apr 1, 21:05
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: “Cheers, J Galt. The idea of joining the USA ordinarily would have much to commend it, whether or not we…” Apr 1, 20:35
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: “@Bob says: “snivelling shitebag” “coward” “racist” “joker” “despicable , trolling prick” “obnoxious cunt” Uh oh, the missus must have another…” Apr 1, 20:25
agent x on The Gender Of Mountains: ““Stephen Flynn secures backing from SNP members for Holyrood seat The Times reports that Flynn is believed to have formally…” Apr 1, 20:02
Mike D on The Gender Of Mountains: “Yeah the orange turnip only wants to talk to the organ grinder(starmer). Not the monkey,(scotland).” Apr 1, 19:55
PacMan on The Gender Of Mountains: “@ John Main Do you not think that the posters you were talking about were winding you up? You do…” Apr 1, 18:41
J Galt on The Gender Of Mountains: “For once I agree with you Hatey, a thousand dollars would buy my vote for Scotland to become the 51st…” Apr 1, 12:28
Aidan on The Long Future: “@Xaracen – JPTi’s lead advocate left university last year so I wouldn’t put too much weight on that. This is…” Apr 1, 12:03
Xaracen on The Long Future: “Blethers, Aidan! I asked ChatGPT only the two questions I posted, so you know exactly what I asked. Also, the…” Apr 1, 10:55
Robert Hughes on The Gender Of Mountains: “the snivelling shitebag – such a coward he won’t even put his own name to the non-stop playdoh propaganda n…” Apr 1, 10:34
Aidan on The Long Future: “@Xaracen – as a follow-up, what criteria do you think define lack of self government if the geographic separation requirement…” Apr 1, 10:12
Aidan on The Long Future: “@Xaracen – I don’t know what question you asked and how you framed it but the answers, or at least…” Apr 1, 10:04
Stoker on The Gender Of Mountains: “FFS! Main, you not got a home to go to? WOS’ resident barfly.” Apr 1, 10:00
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: “A rare case of our elites being smarter than France’s elites. Le Pen technically isn’t married though, so she doesn’t…” Apr 1, 09:38
Xaracen on The Long Future: “Aidan, you said; “it absolutely is a strict , foundational requirement. It is probably the single most important defining feature…” Apr 1, 09:07
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: “This is top class product, My Lady Geri, more please. Give us chapter and verse on how the Brits have…” Apr 1, 08:59
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “Bullshit. I remember saying he would talk within 24 hours unlike Biden who refused to communicate. He did talk &…” Apr 1, 00:22
Mark Beggan on The Gender Of Mountains: “I’m sure Uncle Sam would have given us a fair price after all we gave them the Scottish Rite. Scotland…” Apr 1, 00:01
Hatey McHateface on The Gender Of Mountains: “Your wish is my command, My Lady Geri. Nobody was more emphatic that President Trump would end the war within…” Mar 31, 23:48
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “Shiteface. Funny story. I clicked about buttons on this device and it made my virtual keyboard a tiny wee box.…” Mar 31, 23:36
Geri on The Gender Of Mountains: “Why don’t you man up & name them, ya big fearty. Trump is a Muppet. Everything he says is BS.…” Mar 31, 23:28