Politics in 2018 is almost impossible to satirise, and nowhere more so than in Scotland, where at least two of the main parties are currently campaigning on the principled policy of “any referendum we lose should be re-run, and any we win must never ever be held again because the decision was final”.
So it’s quite understandable that the Dateline 2018 team – Scotland’s only currently operating satirists of any kind (which is, madly, true) – opted not to bother with any Scottish content in their last series. But they’ve totally promised that they’ll absolutely definitely do some this time, honest, if you fund them for another one.
Yeah, we’d be sceptical too. But they only need £7,500 by tomorrow to carry on, and if they don’t reach the target you get your money back, so if you just got paid and can spare a couple of quid then fire it their way by clicking on the pic, because frankly we don’t like to think about what they’d get up to if we don’t keep them occupied.
As we’re writing this, our YouTube channel remains dead. We’re still trying to navigate through YouTube’s awful maze of robotic guards to reach a human being, and while at least two newspapers – The National and the Scotsman – have asked the BBC for a comment, none has been forthcoming.
The mainstream media’s attacks on this site in the last couple of years have included getting our Twitter account shut down in 2016, getting me arrested, having all of Wings’ electronic equipment confiscated by the police and now killing our YouTube channel full of crucial documentary evidence, most of which isn’t available anywhere else. (On top of an endless catalogue of smear stories and hatchet jobs, of course.)
Now, we’re not planning on going anywhere, but in the face of such a concerted and increasingly sinister assault aimed at silencing us, we also can’t make any guarantees that Wings itself will continue to survive. WordPress may prove as fragile in the face of malice as Twitter and YouTube have.
So in case we fall victim to another unexpected technical/censorship catastrophe, or suddenly commit “suicide”, you might want to strengthen the rest of the team.
The new crowdfunding platform we used this year is a curious and arcane beast, and as a result the honest truth is that we’re still not quite 100% certain what the precise final total (including “offsite” donations and a few that squeezed in after the technical deadline) is. But as best as we can make out, including everything, it’s this:
(Fundraiser page here, or click here to donate directly.) .
The current total stands at a phenomenal £128,600 – already the second-highest ever by a five-figure margin, and just £11,447 short of the all-time record.
We’re at the halfway point of our 2018 fundraiser, and the all-sources total so far is a thumpingly impressive £103,266 in just two weeks. But while that’s a tremendous sum, it’s sobering too.
Firstly because with an average monthly readership of nearly 304,000 people it comes to an average contribution of slightly under 30p per reader. As with most crowdfunded ventures, fewer than 1% of the site’s users have actually backed it financially so far.
And secondly because for perspective, the average Scottish adult – independence supporters included – sends the BBC about £72 a year. (£323m from 4.5m adults.)
While obviously a minority of folk do boycott the licence fee, that still means that the average Wings reader gives the BBC 240 times as much money every year as they give Wings to fight it.
Just a quick one-week-on update: thanks to your incredible support, our fundraiser for legal action now stands at a phenomenal £14,683 including all sources. We’re well beyond the initial target of £5000, but since even a modestly-eminent QC costs slightly over £8 a minute, every extra penny helps.
The Yes movement, like almost all movements, is plagued with a small but incredibly loud faction of intolerant, destructive extremists. Alert readers will have noticed that this site has again been the victim of them this week, but we’re not alone. They’ve also gone after two print publications – The National and iScot – over their “transgressions” against the beliefs of these self-appointed arbiters of what people are allowed to think.
What those two outlets and Wings have in common is achievement.
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Sturgeon abused it. She allowed the Greens into government for absolutely no reason & started implementing their manifesto that had…” May 11, 00:31
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “HMcH Is that it? Hahahahahaha:-) You’re losing it “old boy”; whanging oan endlessly about an oath issue completely of your…” May 11, 00:16
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Aye, good riddance to him, imo. I won’t be crying over him gone. As for Flynn, what a scummy, devious…” May 11, 00:11
Big Jock on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The D’Hont system was useful when the smaller parties were progressive. Now we have agenda driven , racist , mysoginistic…” May 10, 23:49
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Insider “handpicked by American diplomats as a future leader to attend the programme” Another plant off to the USA to…” May 10, 23:40
MaryB on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Lorncal. I think it’s been done as a way of distracting the parliament from doing anything useful. Q is clearly…” May 10, 23:11
Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Well, they didn’t want him to have it on Thursday, MaryB. Stephen Flynn is the king in waiting now. I…” May 10, 23:06
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You only have to look a the total wasters who became MSP’s through the list vote to realise that FPTP…” May 10, 23:03
Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “MaryB: he made the wrong choices when he backed Sturgeon. Now, he has been removed to make way for Flynn…” May 10, 22:57
Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Geri: I liked him, and that is why I feel sorry for him, but I also think that he should…” May 10, 22:41
MaryB on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Geri, the SNP changed the rules deliberately to stop Joanna C from coming back up the road. Angus Robertson wanted…” May 10, 22:26
Oneliner on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Is the Civil (Colonial) Service bugger (person who bugs) still in place? Perhaps some surveillance booster course would be in…” May 10, 22:16
Insider on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Geri @ 9:29 re Mr Flynn…I have two family members in Aberdeen who were active SNP supporters until they became…” May 10, 22:16
Southernbystander on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I doubt very much she will be leader, even if Starmer is ousted. Sadly, for me as a supporter despite…” May 10, 22:14
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You’re making me break my solemn vow to not engage with you more than once a day. An oath I…” May 10, 22:09
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “@Geri 10:31 Why oh why oh why couldn’t you have posted that a week ago? We could have been celebrating…” May 10, 21:47
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “HMcH Mair catamitery from you, yet again.. Gaun, do the Masonic funny walk!” May 10, 21:39
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Polanski’s popularity will likely take a hit once the MSM decide we all need to know his real name -…” May 10, 21:33
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Cheeky barsteward, he didn’t. “As per the Scottish Elections (Representation and Reform) Act 2025 which bars individuals from holding both…” May 10, 21:29
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “They did get aff their flabby erses and stand for office, though. Something none of the regulars on here, despite…” May 10, 21:21
Southernbystander on And Nothing Happened Forever: “The Rev’s analyses are normally spot on and it is interesting and I am sure sound the way he compares…” May 10, 21:10
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “C’moan, x. Pit yer tribal hat oan. Obviously, to one tribe, Swinney has just delivered another result, good for another…” May 10, 21:03
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I wouldn’t feel sorry for him. He has all the hallmarks of a plant. He was the architect behind giving…” May 10, 21:01
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Here’s a guid Scots wurd fer ye, Northy – wacism. Its English equivalent is “racism”. Even many Scots speakers mis-pronounce…” May 10, 20:57
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Did you post that yourself, Alf, or did you get CM to help? How odd that less than a week…” May 10, 20:41
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “You forgot to say that Scots is a minority language, even in Scotland. Haha, hark at me. You “forgot” as…” May 10, 20:26
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Sodomy, Young Lochinvar? You need to get the heid doon. Arise at 2 AM to post. What better time to…” May 10, 20:18
Hatey McHateface on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Great to see you back to your full tonto, Northy. Alert readers noted how in the two week period prior…” May 10, 20:11
Northcode on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Vocabulary differences alone don’t create a new language… but vocabulary differences combined with structural differences do. That’s why Scots is…” May 10, 20:07