Politics in 2018 is almost impossible to satirise, and nowhere more so than in Scotland, where at least two of the main parties are currently campaigning on the principled policy of “any referendum we lose should be re-run, and any we win must never ever be held again because the decision was final”.
So it’s quite understandable that the Dateline 2018 team – Scotland’s only currently operating satirists of any kind (which is, madly, true) – opted not to bother with any Scottish content in their last series. But they’ve totally promised that they’ll absolutely definitely do some this time, honest, if you fund them for another one.
Yeah, we’d be sceptical too. But they only need £7,500 by tomorrow to carry on, and if they don’t reach the target you get your money back, so if you just got paid and can spare a couple of quid then fire it their way by clicking on the pic, because frankly we don’t like to think about what they’d get up to if we don’t keep them occupied.
As we’re writing this, our YouTube channel remains dead. We’re still trying to navigate through YouTube’s awful maze of robotic guards to reach a human being, and while at least two newspapers – The National and the Scotsman – have asked the BBC for a comment, none has been forthcoming.
The mainstream media’s attacks on this site in the last couple of years have included getting our Twitter account shut down in 2016, getting me arrested, having all of Wings’ electronic equipment confiscated by the police and now killing our YouTube channel full of crucial documentary evidence, most of which isn’t available anywhere else. (On top of an endless catalogue of smear stories and hatchet jobs, of course.)
Now, we’re not planning on going anywhere, but in the face of such a concerted and increasingly sinister assault aimed at silencing us, we also can’t make any guarantees that Wings itself will continue to survive. WordPress may prove as fragile in the face of malice as Twitter and YouTube have.
So in case we fall victim to another unexpected technical/censorship catastrophe, or suddenly commit “suicide”, you might want to strengthen the rest of the team.
The new crowdfunding platform we used this year is a curious and arcane beast, and as a result the honest truth is that we’re still not quite 100% certain what the precise final total (including “offsite” donations and a few that squeezed in after the technical deadline) is. But as best as we can make out, including everything, it’s this:
(Fundraiser page here, or click here to donate directly.) .
The current total stands at a phenomenal £128,600 – already the second-highest ever by a five-figure margin, and just £11,447 short of the all-time record.
We’re at the halfway point of our 2018 fundraiser, and the all-sources total so far is a thumpingly impressive £103,266 in just two weeks. But while that’s a tremendous sum, it’s sobering too.
Firstly because with an average monthly readership of nearly 304,000 people it comes to an average contribution of slightly under 30p per reader. As with most crowdfunded ventures, fewer than 1% of the site’s users have actually backed it financially so far.
And secondly because for perspective, the average Scottish adult – independence supporters included – sends the BBC about £72 a year. (£323m from 4.5m adults.)
While obviously a minority of folk do boycott the licence fee, that still means that the average Wings reader gives the BBC 240 times as much money every year as they give Wings to fight it.
Just a quick one-week-on update: thanks to your incredible support, our fundraiser for legal action now stands at a phenomenal £14,683 including all sources. We’re well beyond the initial target of £5000, but since even a modestly-eminent QC costs slightly over £8 a minute, every extra penny helps.
The Yes movement, like almost all movements, is plagued with a small but incredibly loud faction of intolerant, destructive extremists. Alert readers will have noticed that this site has again been the victim of them this week, but we’re not alone. They’ve also gone after two print publications – The National and iScot – over their “transgressions” against the beliefs of these self-appointed arbiters of what people are allowed to think.
What those two outlets and Wings have in common is achievement.
C MacKay on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “No-one with that name registered as a birth in Scotland’s people,there is a marriage in 2017” Apr 14, 09:10
C MacKay on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “No-one with that name registered as a birth in Scotland’s people” Apr 14, 09:09
Mark Beggan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s”” Apr 14, 04:26
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “C’mon Beggars Seriously now: I think you need to calm down and have a Horlicks, you’re in way over your…” Apr 14, 01:42
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Northcode @ 9.26 “Wish the Unionists would be wittier on here”.. It’s the dour pro English Presbyterian Calvinist thing; like…” Apr 14, 01:29
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Geri Wackadoo Pastor? Whit? Pastor Faggat?! Gets about doesn’t he with his tedious sermonising eh?” Apr 14, 00:00
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Jay; aye, what a welcome relief it was for a short while to be spared the horse shit that McFuckFace…” Apr 13, 21:36
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““…I didn’t realise “James” personally owned billions…” The power of Christ compels… I wish tae God the power o Christ…” Apr 13, 21:26
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “I didn’t realise “James” personally owned billions in North Sea oil?” Apr 13, 20:58
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““As are the posts you make in Scots language!” I don’t normally bother responding to unionist idiocy (there’s so much…” Apr 13, 20:49
Mark Beggan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Baby Trump says Your getting your oil from Texas. American oil. Probably the best oil the world has ever seen.…” Apr 13, 20:31
Jay on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Do i remember correctly that M. Beggan claimed to have been posted to BAOR? Does anyone know this character in…” Apr 13, 20:25
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “That Scottish government wouldn’t be in office & NATO would be put to a public vote. An independent Scotland should…” Apr 13, 19:53
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “No. That’s just paranoia & they should seek help. The West has indulged in this nonsense long enough. Especially when…” Apr 13, 19:39
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Delusional. NATO has done nothing of the sort. It’s only attracted & instigated trouble including the whole U war. It’s…” Apr 13, 19:32
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““There’s something about becoming Christ’s representative on Earth that tends to resolve any sibling rivalry.” LOL!” Apr 13, 19:11
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “That the same sensible Scottish government that says men can be women?” Apr 13, 19:04
Mark Beggan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Old Jewish proverb; If your enemy wants to kill you get up early and kill him first.” Apr 13, 18:49
agentx on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““his manner of speech and the formulations of the words he uses – is literally incomprehensible.” ————————————– As are the…” Apr 13, 18:49
agentx on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““Defence With independence, this Scottish Government believes Scotland’s defence and security priorities would be based on three main areas: joining…” Apr 13, 18:37
Mark Beggan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Baby Trump says, Baby Northy has Baby Trump Derangement Syndrome. I’ll have to send Petey over to put him Strait.…” Apr 13, 18:23
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Bilge. Protected from what? You charcters are delusional. Meanwhile our thieveing southern neighbours steal everything we own.” Apr 13, 18:17
agentx on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “As part of the United Kingdom Scotland has been protected by the NATO alliance (formed in 1949).” Apr 13, 17:47
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Trump, of course, is no longer human – if he ever was – and this is why the majority of…” Apr 13, 17:40