Politics in 2018 is almost impossible to satirise, and nowhere more so than in Scotland, where at least two of the main parties are currently campaigning on the principled policy of “any referendum we lose should be re-run, and any we win must never ever be held again because the decision was final”.
So it’s quite understandable that the Dateline 2018 team – Scotland’s only currently operating satirists of any kind (which is, madly, true) – opted not to bother with any Scottish content in their last series. But they’ve totally promised that they’ll absolutely definitely do some this time, honest, if you fund them for another one.
Yeah, we’d be sceptical too. But they only need £7,500 by tomorrow to carry on, and if they don’t reach the target you get your money back, so if you just got paid and can spare a couple of quid then fire it their way by clicking on the pic, because frankly we don’t like to think about what they’d get up to if we don’t keep them occupied.
As we’re writing this, our YouTube channel remains dead. We’re still trying to navigate through YouTube’s awful maze of robotic guards to reach a human being, and while at least two newspapers – The National and the Scotsman – have asked the BBC for a comment, none has been forthcoming.
The mainstream media’s attacks on this site in the last couple of years have included getting our Twitter account shut down in 2016, getting me arrested, having all of Wings’ electronic equipment confiscated by the police and now killing our YouTube channel full of crucial documentary evidence, most of which isn’t available anywhere else. (On top of an endless catalogue of smear stories and hatchet jobs, of course.)
Now, we’re not planning on going anywhere, but in the face of such a concerted and increasingly sinister assault aimed at silencing us, we also can’t make any guarantees that Wings itself will continue to survive. WordPress may prove as fragile in the face of malice as Twitter and YouTube have.
So in case we fall victim to another unexpected technical/censorship catastrophe, or suddenly commit “suicide”, you might want to strengthen the rest of the team.
The new crowdfunding platform we used this year is a curious and arcane beast, and as a result the honest truth is that we’re still not quite 100% certain what the precise final total (including “offsite” donations and a few that squeezed in after the technical deadline) is. But as best as we can make out, including everything, it’s this:
(Fundraiser page here, or click here to donate directly.) .
The current total stands at a phenomenal £128,600 – already the second-highest ever by a five-figure margin, and just £11,447 short of the all-time record.
We’re at the halfway point of our 2018 fundraiser, and the all-sources total so far is a thumpingly impressive £103,266 in just two weeks. But while that’s a tremendous sum, it’s sobering too.
Firstly because with an average monthly readership of nearly 304,000 people it comes to an average contribution of slightly under 30p per reader. As with most crowdfunded ventures, fewer than 1% of the site’s users have actually backed it financially so far.
And secondly because for perspective, the average Scottish adult – independence supporters included – sends the BBC about £72 a year. (£323m from 4.5m adults.)
While obviously a minority of folk do boycott the licence fee, that still means that the average Wings reader gives the BBC 240 times as much money every year as they give Wings to fight it.
Just a quick one-week-on update: thanks to your incredible support, our fundraiser for legal action now stands at a phenomenal £14,683 including all sources. We’re well beyond the initial target of £5000, but since even a modestly-eminent QC costs slightly over £8 a minute, every extra penny helps.
The Yes movement, like almost all movements, is plagued with a small but incredibly loud faction of intolerant, destructive extremists. Alert readers will have noticed that this site has again been the victim of them this week, but we’re not alone. They’ve also gone after two print publications – The National and iScot – over their “transgressions” against the beliefs of these self-appointed arbiters of what people are allowed to think.
What those two outlets and Wings have in common is achievement.
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “It’s being reported in the more-or-less mainstream media that Corbyn and his Islamist pals are consulting lawyers over Sultana’s behaviour…” Nov 6, 22:32
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “Ah, c’moan noo, Northy. Yer breeks are aflame again. Ye’re really thinking hoo much better that would hae been in…” Nov 6, 22:14
Willie on How To Create Racists: “All the money in the world to spend on nonsense. That’s the tranny SNP. Deliver nothing, squander plenty. Just ask…” Nov 6, 21:45
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “I thought some parts of it were offal 🙂” Nov 6, 21:21
Insider on How To Create Racists: “sarah, Your sarcasm is most amusing but I fear it will fly well above the heads of many of this…” Nov 6, 20:57
Insider on How To Create Racists: “Xaracen 7:44 So you admit that absolutely f*ck-all is happening to your daft wee petition !” Nov 6, 20:50
Aidan on How To Create Racists: “@Xaracen – I’m flying into Inverness tonight, I’ve informally asked the pilot about taking over command of the flight, it…” Nov 6, 20:38
Alf Baird on How To Create Racists: “The main point is made by Confused, that “in harsh environments, the extremities are sacrificed to save the core”; and…” Nov 6, 20:31
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “@Xaracen says: “Don’t tell him, Pike!”” Nov 6, 20:14
Mark Beggan on How To Create Racists: “John Lewis knows which way the wind blows.” Nov 6, 19:57
Dan on How To Create Racists: “Simply put, it’s a grift. They jetted in Aberdeen Angus steak and Scottish salmon to put on the menu at…” Nov 6, 19:48
Xaracen on How To Create Racists: “Aidan said; “you’ve been asked on a number of occasions to provide evidence that someone with decision making powers is…” Nov 6, 19:44
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “The liver and the kidneys, Alf. What does Fanon say about mixed grills?” Nov 6, 19:36
Captain Caveman on How To Create Racists: “What’s the point in it anyway, with no buy in from either USA or China? More idiotic, vacuous virtue signalling.” Nov 6, 19:11
James on How To Create Racists: “Stand down, everyone, “Aidan” says it’s not right at all. Phew, thank goodness for that, eh?” Nov 6, 19:09
Alf Baird on How To Create Racists: “Spot on Confused. Colonialism ‘is like a cancer, it seeks only to grow’ (Fanon). And a colonised people of course…” Nov 6, 19:00
diabloandco on How To Create Racists: “Could someone explain to me the purpose of COP30? I look at all the ‘great and the good’ jetting in…” Nov 6, 18:35
agentx on How To Create Racists: “I see the SNP are going to Court again about housing trans in female only prisons.” Nov 6, 18:34
Dave Hansell on How To Create Racists: “No mention of the Zionist’s (including the Christian ones) either. Or the Bandera worshippers in 404, not forgetting the cheerleader…” Nov 6, 18:11
Dave Hansell on How To Create Racists: “That’s fair enough, Captain. Workhouse Rules: If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out. All you have to do…” Nov 6, 17:49
Aidan on How To Create Racists: “Alf – who paid for your trip to New York?” Nov 6, 17:45
Aidan on How To Create Racists: “Incredible analysis confused, to summarise; “I don’t think that everyone who is planning of voting for reform is racist, some…” Nov 6, 17:44
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “Dinna get aroused, James. And pit yer sock back oan. Oan yer fut.” Nov 6, 17:44
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: ““tories, SNP, labour, greens, lib dems are (and I hate them all) – farage and reform” Odd. You haven’t mentioned…” Nov 6, 17:37
Mark Beggan on How To Create Racists: “It’s times like this that I bet you wish you had engaged in dialogue with the ‘stupid people’ instead of…” Nov 6, 17:37
Hatey McHateface on How To Create Racists: “Always put water in it, Northy.” Nov 6, 17:32
Captain Caveman on How To Create Racists: “Just how badly must someone lack any sense of self-awareness (or indeed reality) to expect someone else to actually read…” Nov 6, 17:06
Dave Hansell on How To Create Racists: “NMPTYHTASOAG, Captain. (Not My Problem That You Have The Attention Span Of A Goldfish) And there I was thinking you…” Nov 6, 16:57