It seems that it’s fine to farm important judgments out to mysterious shadowy figures who just make important chunks of them up out of thin air, and then issue them in your own name. Back in your boxes, plebs.
This clip was broadcast on ITV News Wales this week.
It’s a staggeringly obvious mess for a whole raft of reasons – a number of completely spurious, illogical and unsupported claims are accepted as facts without any sort of challenge or balancing voice (which has been standard practice on ITV News for a while now across almost any contentious political topic) – but it led us to somewhere magnitudes of crazier still.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
It’s almost – almost – worth voting SNP in May because of this:
Because it would be at least momentarily absolutely hilarious watching Swinney try to explain why his “100% guaranteed” second indyref didn’t happen if the SNP actually did get a majority on 30% of the vote (which is narrowly feasible on current polling).
This week The National published a poll it commissioned from Find Out Now for this May’s Scottish Parliament election, alongside a seat projection from Sir John Curtice. Here are the list-vote figures from the poll.
The seat projection calculated that the election would result in 59 SNP MSPs (six short of the number John Swinney says is the minimum needed to force a second indyref), 25 for Reform, 13 for the Greens, 12 each for Labour and the Tories and eight for the Lib Dems.
It didn’t specify how many of the seats were constituency ones and how many were list ones, so we dropped Sir John a line and asked him.
Yesterday we noted in passing that independence support now outstrips that of the SNP by more than 20 points, making the party into a gigantic liability as the vehicle for enabling Scots to leave the UK. Put simply, even when voters want independence (as most now do), they’re not willing to vote SNP to get it.
(Not, of course, that they WOULD get it if they voted SNP – the party still having no coherent or credible strategy to achieve it – but more than 40% of would-be Yes voters are no longer prepared to even try giving them the benefit of yet another mandate.)
And since what everyone loves most of all on New Year’s Day is a good old wade in some political stats, we thought we’d take a little more detail on that.
With Reform now pretty consistently miles in front in polling for the next UK election, logically this is brilliant news for the Scottish independence movement, isn’t it?
So can anyone explain why the SNP is so desperate to stop them?
There’s a post on the superwoke poll-analysis account Ballot Box Scotland today bemoaning the lack of interest in the forthcoming Scottish Parliament election from polling companies, and presenting it as some sort of anti-Scottish conspiracy.
The real reason nobody’s very interested, of course, is that as things stand the election is an obvious foregone conclusion in which the party that’s been in power for the previous 19 years will stay in power for another five, and nothing will change.
The only minor intrigue around the election is to be found at the edges and is only of real interest to politics nerds, but since we ARE politics nerds we may as well take a look at it.
Dan on Before Action: “Or it might be considered folly for Scotland to continue being tied to and supplying a leccy grid with a…” Aug 24, 16:18
James on Before Action: “Excellent post again, YL. Take no notice of the ubiquitous pop-up Site Prick.” Aug 24, 15:35
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “It’s an all time low for students gaining employment. The SNP and Green ranks will be swelling with ready made,…” Aug 24, 15:11
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Good time to buy holiday cash? The Guardian is reporting that as of yesterday, one US dollar will get you…” Aug 24, 15:09
Young Lochinvar on Before Action: ““Trump will be gone soon” Thought you were going to burst into some McGonagall there..” Aug 24, 15:03
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “If they can use AI to throw hundreds of millions of people out of work world-wide, corner supplies of rare…” Aug 24, 14:37
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “Yes, lest we forget the young girls grooming services brought from Pakistan. Those Right wing thugs want to deport them.…” Aug 24, 14:36
Captain Caveman on Before Action: “When you’ve got the Reserve Currency of the World (and can print money too), you pretty much can’t go bankrupt.” Aug 24, 14:29
Captain Caveman on Before Action: “@Alf Baird 23rd August 2:31pm Your “rebranding” bigotry and hatred as “defensive racism” doesn’t change what it is, nor does…” Aug 24, 14:27
Young Lochinvar on Before Action: “I see serial ministerial failure and winner of the talentless’s race up the greasy pole as current depute FM the…” Aug 24, 14:24
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Quite sure, Mark. But it wasn’t an alien. It was a piece of Orc garbage. Might not have been Will…” Aug 24, 14:18
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “C’moan noo, Mark. Only racists deny the dinghies are hoaching wi lawyers, accountants, economists, project managers, surgeons, AI experts, gynecologists…” Aug 24, 14:11
Aidan on Before Action: “That’s around 125% of GDP, the U.K. is around 100% and Japan is double the US, at around 250% of…” Aug 24, 14:08
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “Just hang around this country and not only will you see but you will feel it as well.” Aug 24, 13:59
Young Lochinvar on Before Action: “Title holders for country with the highest national debt is the good ol’ USA with an eye watering 40 TRILLION…” Aug 24, 13:50
Young Lochinvar on Before Action: “AX I believe I made it quite clear that it was Haddon Rig that was written out of history due…” Aug 24, 13:29
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “I liked the bit when Will Smith smacks the alien in the face and then says ” Welcome to Earth!”.…” Aug 24, 13:23
Dick Wall on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Northcode. Thanks very much for these comments. I don’t think they are bollocks at all and deserve calm consideration.” Aug 24, 13:01
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “It’s amazing! Scotland suddenly has legal experts coming out of the woodwork. I never knew we had so many qualified…” Aug 24, 12:35
Mark Beggan on Before Action: “Who woke up the Nasty Nats? Right on cue! They are falling over themselves on MSM to discredit any legal…” Aug 24, 12:26
Spartan 117 on Before Action: “Net Zero and its parent cult of Climate Doom are demonstrable folly of the most chaotic and catastrophic consequences that,…” Aug 24, 12:14
Spartan 117 on Before Action: “Everything in 2026 Scotland is run by SNP cronies. The Murrills and their successors saw to that, inspired by the…” Aug 24, 12:10
Andy Wiltshire on Before Action: “Is it an SNP crony that runs the Scottish National Investment Bank? Annual loss of £138 mil announced today.” Aug 24, 11:53
John Higgins on Before Action: “I don’t know what we would do without Stuart fighting for us in these dark days.” Aug 24, 10:40
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Ah, c’moan noo, x. Hie tae yer bed. Pill the blankets ower yer heid. Stick yer fingers in yer lugs.…” Aug 24, 10:38
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “The baton of erudition has passed to a new holder! I almost envy you, Bob. You’re gonna go to your…” Aug 24, 10:33
agentx on Before Action: ““Overshadowed/ written out of history by Anglocentric British History by the extremely minor military but political notable battle of Solway…” Aug 24, 10:19
robertkknight on Before Action: “Thanks for the potted history. Ignore the site prick.” Aug 24, 09:59
Andy Wiltshire on Before Action: “Daily Mail now says it’s all kicking off at the top of Police Scotland.” Aug 24, 09:45
Aidan on Anatomy Of A Grift: “You’re right, I don’t know exactly how the money was spent, maybe it was all spent on cat food. However,…” Aug 24, 09:44