It’s probably time we had a series of these. So here’s #1.
scandal(noun) – a situation where no known crime has been committed and nobody has been interviewed by the police, yet which apparently contrasts in some way with other situations about which the exact same applies.
(Can often by identified by presence of Scottish Labour MPs/MSPs describing claims of entirely legal activity as “very serious allegations”.)
Tonight we watched as the conclusion of a “debate” in the UK Parliament saw the “opposition”, almost unprecedentedly, sum up the same case as the government, to roof-raising cheers and applause (which is now apparently permitted again) from the Conservative benches for a Labour shadow minister.
It’s never usually terribly difficult to get a Scottish Labour MSP to express a view on anything. It’s hard to open a newspaper without being forced to hear Jackie Baillie or James Kelly’s opinion on something or other.
(Admittedly it’s generally the SNP, and the opinion is invariably that they’re bad and whatever they do is wrong – but still, they’re not shy about coming forward with it.)
So when Neil Findlay attacked the SNP for all having the same view on bombing Syria last night (about which he was inexplicably furious, even though that view was exactly the same as his own opinion), we thought it’d be easy enough to find out how many of his MSP colleagues were on the respective sides of the debate.
The meme of the week among the Unionist media and politicians is once again that the SNP is a sinister Borg-like organisation where independent thought is outlawed.
Bewilderingly, this evening Labour MSP Neil Findlay bitterly tweeted a complaint that all of the SNP’s elected members apparently agreed with his own position on bombing Syria, the vile swine that they are. (Presumably he’d prefer if some of them voted with the Tories just for the sake of it.) But he’s not alone.
We’re not aware of a single elected Scottish Labour official previously expressing unequivocal public support for independence. Is this a small, self-interested one-off, or just the first cracking of the dam? We can only wait and see.
We were considering having a day off today, readers. There’s absolutely nothing of any note happening in Scottish politics, and the papers have been reduced to scraping up all manner of barely-reheated leftover dregs to fill their pages.
But then someone drew our attention to something in Scotland On Sunday about the ongoing Women For Independence fiasco, and we were too annoyed to let it lie.
For reasons which defy all known science, John McTernan remains the first number on the BBC’s speed-dial list when they need a commentator to represent Labour views. It’s a remarkable editorial decision, given that McTernan despises the party’s current leadership almost beyond words, and it doesn’t seem too fond of him either.
But on today’s Good Morning Scotland, McTernan really kicked it up a notch.
Yesterday George Osborne treated us to an Autumn Statement in which he performed one of the most remarkable political U-turns in living memory.
The apparent need to cut £12bn from the welfare budget has long been sign-posted by the Tories as a requirement to getting us “back in the black” and on the road to a “higher wage, lower welfare, lower tax” society as part of their oft-cited “long-term economic plan”. (Or what academic economists prefer to call a “risky experiment with the economy in order to score political points“.)
Alert readers will recall David Cameron saying before the general election that child tax credits wouldn’t be cut in pursuit of that goal. But after the election, Osborne decided that they would. The Institute for Fiscal Studies determined that these cuts would have the worst effects on some of the poorest families in Britain.
Despite widespread opposition to the cuts, Labour infamously abstained on the critical vote in the Commons. Then, when the welfare bill reached the Lords, Labour once again abstained on a Lib Dem motion that would have completely killed the bill, in favour of a Labour one which phased in the cuts over three years, but meant Osborne would have to find another £4.5bn in his budget.
So we were somewhat surprised to hear Osborne say yesterday that the best thing to do was “not to phase these changes in, but to avoid them altogether”.
At today’s First Minister’s Questions, the Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale oddly chose to spend her entire allotted time not on any current issues affecting Scotland, but on attacking the SNP’s 2013 White Paper on independence, seemingly unaware that the referendum was held 14 months ago and resulted in a win for the No side.
Happily for Scotland, that decision resulted in a huge £200bn oil bonanza.
Here’s our old pal John McTernan, angrily condemning Labour’s shadow Chancellor John McDonnell quoting Chairman Mao to make a point in the Commons yesterday:
And for once he’s right. What sort of vile cretin would go around quoting Mao?
The Daily Record has this on its front page today.
And that’s fine. The tale of a five-figure sum of money which might (or might not) have gone missing from the accounts of Women For Independence, who’ve promptly called the police to investigate an apparent discrepancy between their donated income and their expenditure, is entirely legitimate news.
Andrew Lees on The whole caboodle: ““communist/masonic” is a new one, and I don’t get many of those these days.” I don’t suppose you do….but some…” Oct 6, 18:46
Young Lochinvar on Things happen slowly: “As for Leask, I still reckon Greg Moodie must have used him as a model for his press corp hack…” Oct 6, 18:45
Young Lochinvar on Things happen slowly: “Looks like classic Churnalism. You should accuse them of plagiarism.” Oct 6, 18:40
Alf Baird on Things happen slowly: “Re ‘the crocodile’; special ‘branch’ has ‘form’.” Oct 6, 18:22
Garrion on Things happen slowly: ““But Scotland’s mighty press sat on its hands and said nothing.” Needs to carved in 20 ft letters on the…” Oct 6, 18:17
sam on Things happen slowly: “From Sky “A Police Scotland spokeswoman said: “On 9 August 2024, we presented the findings of the investigation so far to COPFS…” Oct 6, 17:44
jock mctavish on Things happen slowly: “Is it time for Murrell to transition, in order to share a cell with St Nic?” Oct 6, 17:44
McHaggis69 on Things happen slowly: “Financial crime is notoriously difficult to investigate and prosecute. Each thread of finances can burst exponentially into different paths, each…” Oct 6, 17:35
Anton Decadent on Things happen slowly: “Scottish born journalist John Swinton speaking at a media celebration of the independent press in New York in 1883. “There…” Oct 6, 17:32
Aidan on The whole caboodle: “@Alf – your definition of colonialism is so absurd it would apply to any people (or perhaps a person) who…” Oct 6, 17:26
Alf Baird on The whole caboodle: “You must be quite young. A majority of nationalist MPs = independence was always the party’s raison detre – until…” Oct 6, 17:21
James Gardner on Things happen slowly: “On the subject of the missing £600K plus, how many Yessers asked for and got their donations refunded from “THE…” Oct 6, 15:41
Andy Ellis on Things happen slowly: ““Fixings and Fitups” is as good a title as any for a book about the SNP’s descent from the days…” Oct 6, 15:30
100%Yes on Things happen slowly: “Fingers crossed we get the result we and Scotland deserve.” Oct 6, 15:21
Andy Ellis on The whole caboodle: “Some people want it both ways: they don’t like people posting stuff they disagree with and deride them for it,…” Oct 6, 15:11
Geri on The whole caboodle: “They did, ya eejit. Do you not remember Ruth the mooth tank commanders ‘vote for us to save the Union’…” Oct 6, 15:10
Hatey McHateface on The whole caboodle: “Fck all worth commenting on? What colour is the sky on your world?” Oct 6, 15:07
Geri on Things happen slowly: “She’s heard he won’t be around much longer or maybe she’s in the same camp as Nuland, plan backfired -…” Oct 6, 15:01
Hatey McHateface on Things happen slowly: “It’s another one that will never get off the ground! 🙂” Oct 6, 14:55
Hatey McHateface on Things happen slowly: “It’s a binary and you’ve covered both: stay and it’s bad, leave and that’s bad too. Given the enthusiastic, home-grown…” Oct 6, 14:53
Geri on The whole caboodle: ““Back in the day every WoS article used to see several hundred responses from a fairly wide spectrum of folk.…” Oct 6, 14:46
Hatey McHateface on The whole caboodle: “I never noticed that any party ever made an explicit plebiscitary election promise before any of the elections you allude…” Oct 6, 14:36
Dave Llewellyn on Things happen slowly: “As it was 2020 a year where there were many fixings and fitups more that the usual and as there…” Oct 6, 14:22
Geri on Things happen slowly: “It’ll never amount to anything. The reason they’ve turned an hours work into one that’s lasting years is because PC…” Oct 6, 14:19
Republicofscotland on Things happen slowly: “It points to her being a spy for the British. Sue Gray – Wikispooks” Oct 6, 14:10
Republicofscotland on Things happen slowly: “Notorious crank say Leasky Boy – if we had more Scots with the guts and conviction of Sean Clerkin -…” Oct 6, 14:05
Patsy Millar on Things happen slowly: “I suppose it must give you a wee bit of satisfaction to know that this latest ‘scoop’ is a rehash…” Oct 6, 13:58
Fiona on Things happen slowly: “Eventually…when forced , is spot on….. Also correct about the imperial masters protection, now that our country is almost milked…” Oct 6, 13:57
Robert Hughes on The whole caboodle: “I don’t have the slightest interest in ” educating ” you , pal . I put those links up for…” Oct 6, 13:55
Sven on Things happen slowly: “To be known, it seems, as the PM’s “Envoy to the Regions”. An envoy being, I vaguely recall, some type…” Oct 6, 13:49