The piece, penned by Tom Gordon, is headlined accordingly – “Alexander claims: yes to independence could mean mortgage rise”. What’s interesting, though, is a little piece of text that seems to have been left in by accident at the bottom of the page.
It appears to be a discarded alternative headline for the same article, given that the fourth paragraph cites “the SNP Government” dismissing Alexander’s claims as scare stories. (We did check by Googling to see if the headline had appeared on a completely different Herald piece, but turned up nothing.)
It’s quite instructive to see the paper’s thought processes laid bare. “Scottish Government Slam Scare Tactics” is a positive message from the SNP’s point of view, as it would portray them standing up against Unionist fearmongering.
The headline used instead is the complete opposite – it actually IS Unionist fearmongering, designed to produce an instinctively frightened reaction in the reader, by planting in his/her mind the image of a crippling rise in the cost of living and associating it with a Yes vote (no matter what the feature then goes on to say).
The pendulum set to determine the presence or otherwise of Sevco Rangers in next season’s Scottish Premier League, which earlier in the week appeared to be conclusively stuck on the “No” side of the clock, seems to have swung back at least partially in favour of the Ibrox club in the last 48 hours.
First of all Aberdeen chairman Stewart Milne refuted an apparent suggestion that the club were certain to vote No to Charles Green’s application for the old club’s SPL share, and now Motherwell have released a document painting a dire picture of the Fir Park side’s prospects without Rangers in the top division, going so far as to threaten the possibility of insolvency, in advance of the Well Society’s decision about their vote.
The document, compiled by the Motherwell board, does contain some balancing views (noting, for example, the possibility of a boycott by both home and away fans in the event of voting Yes, which would damage revenues in that scenario too), but seems tilted in favour of persuading the Society to accept Sevco Rangers’ application. And that’s odd, because of all the “Other 10” SPL members outside the Old Firm, Motherwell are the ones best placed to gain massively from the absence of Rangers – a fact the document surprisingly fails to explore.
For weeks now, if not months, the independence community has been bombarded with claims from Unionists that it’s not independence if you have a shared currency, cooperate on defence, keep the monarchy, share embassies or empower others to act on your behalf. There’s been a continuing drone to the effect that if you don’t do everything personally then you’re not independent.
This view, as any student of English will tell you, is flawed – doing everything for yourself is not independence, but rather self-reliance.
Self-reliance – Not requiring help or support from others while acting autonomously. Self-reliance is relative freedom from needing to rely on others for help with instrumental or task-oriented activities and is distinguished from independence as the latter is a pre-requisite to self-reliance and not predicated on its existence.
In other words, you need independence to act autonomously and to choose to be self-reliant, if you so wish. Yet it would seem, having watched various Unionist politicians and commentators struggle with the concept of independence, that it is necessary to provide a definition that can be easily understood. So I’ll have a go.
Can you spot what’s strange about this statement, viewers?
“We believe that the process of setting a single question should be taken out of the hands of elected politicians and given to relevant experts the public can have faith in.”
It comes from the mouth of Scottish Labour “leader” Johann Lamont, and forms part of her latest demand – along with her two partners in the Unionist coalition – that the Scottish Government should allow the defeated opposition parties to dictate the terms and conditions of the implementation of the flagship policy behind which it was so resoundingly and unprecedentedly elected a little over a year ago.
(Note in particular the sneaky way the overt demand also slips in a covert demand.)
We’re pretty sure that a general election is already, pretty much by definition, the primary means by which the public expresses who it does and doesn’t “have faith in”. We have, on the other hand, absolutely no way of knowing how much faith that same public does or doesn’t have in the ironically-unelected Electoral Commission, which is appointed by – who’d have guessed it? – the UK Parliament. And just by the by, below are a couple of other relevant snippets from the Commission’s Wikipedia entry:
“The Electoral Commission has a number of responsibilities in relation to referendums. These include:
commenting on the wording of the referendum question (the government is responsible for proposing the wording)
The Commission has no legal position in the legislation concerning referendums proposed by the devolved Scottish and Welsh administrations.”
Our emphasis, there. So, and we admit this is just a crazy madcap idea we’re putting out there, maybe the business of government should properly be conducted by the people the electorate have democratically chosen to do the job, no?
…is seeing Scotland taking its place in peace alongside the other independent nations of the world (at 2m 42s), courtesy of the heartwarming and ever-splendid Dancing Matt:
(Where The Hell Is Matt? 2008 is still our favourite, though.)
And so the phoney war rumbles on and gathers pace. The ‘No’ campaign – or whatever it decides to refer to itself as – will be unveiled shortly and we’ve heard (with a certain sense of deja vu) that the SNP has been debating the relative merits of the words “independenT” and “independenCE”. We have independence and Unionist groups galore appearing on Facebook and the web, we’ve got Cybernats and Britnats, republicans and monarchists, hawks and pacifists and goodness knows what else.
In the meantime, I still have the bills to pay, the washing to dry in the incessant rain, the mundane monotony of the “what’s for dinner?” conversations. Today a friend’s daughter is having a baby, while another lady I know has lost her best friend. The neverending cycle of joy and tears, grief and laughter rolls on.
Politicians would do well to stop and think about this – that away from Parliaments ordinary people are still living their everyday lives, and when we occasionally get to lift our noses from the grindstone we might appreciate a little passion from our politicians, a little honesty, some better research, and an end to the sniping and spin that threatens to suffocate the independence debate.
The current issue of Private Eye (which also features a fascinating full-page piece on Craig Whyte) relates news of another Labour dividend for the people of Glasgow – the decades-long neglect and imminent destruction of a much-loved green space. We’ve attached the story below for your convenience.
On the upside, though, we’re pretty sure we know where another large green space, which already comes with goalposts, is about to become available.
– Rangers fans are also going to boycott away games if penalties are imposed on the newco’s admission to the SPL. (Which seems to be an absolute certainty if they’re admitted at all.)
– Celtic fans are going to boycott away games at any club who votes Yes to admitting the newco (which would of necessity mean at least eight of the 12 teams in the league, possibly including Celtic).
– 54% of Celtic fans are going to boycott ALL games if New Rangers are admitted to the SPL. (A further 36% will boycott Rangers games only.)
– 56% of fans of the other 10 SPL teams will also boycott ALL games in those circumstances. (A further 34% will boycott Rangers games only.)
That seems to be pretty much everyone. As far as we can tell, if Rangers are playing in the SPL next season under Charles Green, the average 2012-13 SPL attendance is going to be about 250 people. We’re not sure Sky are going to be very happy.
After all, we can’t blame a Unionist conspiracy for the borderline-criminal trousers that Alex Salmond inexplicably chose to wear to the world premiere of Brave, and also on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson the same evening.
But we couldn’t help noticing an odd quote in The Scotsman’s report of the event, which the paper happily let end its story, forgetting to close the quotation marks as it did so. According to Kelly MacDonald, voice of the central character:
“She [Merida] is an adventurous tomboy and very happy young woman. The spell is broken when her mother says she has to get married and take on adult responsibilities. That’s when she takes things into her own hands and makes a mess of everything.“
We don’t even like the Doors, but we’re going to reference them twice in the first 30 words: this really is The End for Rangers FC. We’ve passed the evening absorbing and analysing the most recent developments in the saga, and as far as we can see they’re the last straw – there is now simply no remaining way back for the Ibrox club.
Tens of thousands of words have been written on the subject in newspapers and online this week alone, and tens of thousands more are going to follow, so we’ll make this as concise as humanly possible. These are the obstacles in the way of The (New) Rangers Football Club participating in Scottish football in season 2012-13 and beyond:
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Right, I’m bored with this place now… too many colonialists on here the nicht. Anyway, I’ve skelped thair erses raw…” May 19, 20:52
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Land Of No Laws: “AUSTRALIA URGED TO PROTECT WOMEN-ONLY SPACES AFTER ‘INSANE’ COURT JUDGEMENT Australian legislators have been urged to uphold biological reality after…” May 19, 20:44
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “You are hilarious… I bet no-one has ever said that to you before, eh? Well, said it and meant it,…” May 19, 20:40
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Fuck off. I found that comment to be quite useful, but only if you follow my instruction and… well, fuck…” May 19, 20:31
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “Looks like the SNP is in a death spiral despite the electoral “victory”. As for the Presiding Officer’s comment on…” May 19, 20:22
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““Which is why you plug the book in English.” As I now have you doing, too. Really it’s just too…” May 19, 20:00
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “That’s five posts from you Northcode – none of which say anything interesting or useful.” May 19, 19:56
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““And again, that’s why we find that close to 82% of all comments BTL for these articles are written in…” May 19, 19:54
Mark Beggan on The Land Of No Laws: “Are these colonialists with you now? Do the voices keep you awake at night?” May 19, 19:47
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Northcode says: 19 May, 2026 at 7:01 pm “Professor Alf Baird’s book, Doun-Hauden, is a must-read for indigenous Scots.…” May 19, 19:29
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: ““According to the Scottish 2022 census 82% of Scots can speak in the Scots leid” And thus, dear readers, that’s…” May 19, 19:06
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Professor Alf Baird’s book, Doun-Hauden, is a must-read for indigenous Scots. And at only £4.99 (I think) it’s braw value.…” May 19, 19:01
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “if I were a king I’d be crying oot: “A POINT, A POINT, MY KINGDOM FOR A FUCKING POINT!” Is…” May 19, 18:59
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “” Hoo mony fingers am I holding up? Ane? Or Twa?” A dout ye hae the wit tae coont as…” May 19, 18:55
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “According to the Scottish 2022 census 82% of Scots can speak in the Scots leid. Hardly a minority. Three hundred…” May 19, 18:42
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “The colonialists have been spraying their pish all over this place theday, hiv thay no? Thank God for Alf Baird…” May 19, 18:36
TURABDIN on The Land Of No Laws: “«Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander confirmed that HS2 will cost as much as £102.7bn – £70bn more than originally planned –…” May 19, 18:36
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “I guess we should hyphenate Alf-Northy, all the better to capture the mysterious and near miraculous fact that one pops…” May 19, 18:22
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Hyphenated compound words aren’t just two or more words joined together… the joining creates a new single word with a…” May 19, 18:08
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “Breaking news from the Grooming Gangs inquiry. “Anne Longfield, a Labour peer who was appointed in December to lead the…” May 19, 17:45
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Since you’ve obviously never been there, don’t know anyone that’s worked there and haven’t done any reading on the subject,…” May 19, 17:42
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “Are you saying this kind of thing doesn’t happen in “R”?” May 19, 17:32
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: ““Wee Barbara fae Manchester semi naked trampling all over Mecca in flip flops eating egg & chips is an insult”…” May 19, 17:27
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “Aww.. & How exactly did they escape & where did they find the money to go track down the BBC?…” May 19, 16:21
Geri on The Land Of No Laws: “Gawd, whit a bunch of hyenas. The GCC don’t need the USA. It’s the other way around. America needs GCC…” May 19, 16:15
Aidan on The Land Of No Laws: “No, former soldiers smuggled it out of “R” and provided it at significant personal risk. As you rightly point out,…” May 19, 16:02
Hatey McHateface on The Land Of No Laws: “@ Geri says: 19 May, 2026 at 3:40 pm Just when I conclude there really is no hope for you,…” May 19, 15:57
lothianlad on The Land Of No Laws: “yet again…. 100% correct Stu!” May 19, 15:53
lothianlad on The Broken Rainbow: “the scot goes pop snp apoligist is still talking tough about westminster elections in 2029. He could do with actually…” May 19, 15:45