We know we’ve made this point several times before. But can someone explain to us again how there’s no significant difference between the (broad, collective) political outlook of the respective peoples of Scotland and England? Because if there isn’t, doing this kind of thing just doesn’t make any sense at all.
“Scottish Labour” apparently launched its election “manifesto” somewhere in Scotland today. The “leader” of the fringe “party”, Jon Murnaghan or something, seemingly got a bit confused and made a number of pledges regarding devolved issues over which the Westminster government to be elected next month will have no control whatsoever, and would properly belong in a manifesto for the 2016 Scottish Parliament election.
Mr Morley or whatever his name is, who – assuming he wins his own seat – will be an insignificant backbench MP in the event of Ed Miliband’s Labour party winning the election, also said a bunch of other stuff about the SNP being “bad” because they refused to tell him what would be in their 2016 manifesto, further supporting the idea that the agitated branch official had lost track of what year it was.
Those are the words of David Cameron as he launched the Scottish Tories’ manifesto in front of a heavily-vetted invited audience in Glasgow yesterday. They make the pages of a couple of other papers, including the Guardian (which hides them even further down the page than the Sun does), but it’s only the Herald that picks up on their significance, leading its article with the unequivocal lines:
So, let’s just get this one straight, this morning’s English edition of The Sun – two parties with 316 seats are “stealing” an election from two parties with 309 seats?
Want us to walk you through that whole “counting” thing again?
Last night’s juxtaposition of somewhat contradictory front covers on the Herald and Scottish Daily Mail was modestly amusing, but nothing new. We pointed out weeks ago that papers on both the left and the right were – often on the same days – painting the SNP as hand-in-glove allies of either Labour or the Tories according to whatever suited their own agendas, and nothing’s changed in that respect.
But it’s interesting to take a look behind the headlines of the respective stories and see the degree to which the truth can be bent, exaggerated or in some cases simply made up from thin air.
The bald-eagle-looking chap toting the cerise tie in this clip of this morning’s Victoria Derbyshire show on the BBC News channel is Lord (Andrew) Adonis, a former Labour government minister under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.
He also wrote the book “Five Days In May” about the latter’s unsuccessful attempt to form a coalition with the Liberal Democrats in 2010, despite having won almost 50 fewer seats than the Conservatives in that election. So he understands the process.
Lord Adonis does, in fairness, make a brief and half-hearted attempt at punting Jim Murphy’s “1924” line, but in the end he’s forced to concede (nudged along by Peter Riddell of the Institute for Government) that in fact the second-placed party forming the government is perfectly possible.
But the most remarkable thing happened at the end.
That, readers, is quite the admission. That’s a party which has utterly dominated UK politics in Scotland for six decades openly acknowledging that its entire campaign in the last three weeks will be based on railing against a complete fantasy.
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100%Yes on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Scottish Prism is on today. I Said in the comments:- I’m sick and tired of being fed the Indy lie…” Jul 26, 10:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““much if not most of the wealth of the nation is extracted from it” “can never improve and develop Scotland…” Jul 26, 10:17
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““the reason why Scotland is currently missing out on investment” …is because much if not most of the wealth of…” Jul 26, 09:56
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “sam is never going to allow that the enormous increases in immigrant populations this century could have any effects on…” Jul 26, 09:52
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits of Scotland are on fire. And the two separate…” Jul 26, 09:37
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““one of the most economically powerful devolved parliaments in the world, compared to federal systems like Germany and Switzerland.” Aye,…” Jul 26, 09:32
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aiden, If you genuinely knew this, you would realise that the Scottish people within Scotland are indeed Sovereign and independent…” Jul 26, 09:26
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sam on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Alf, it did occur to me that you might have met Margaret and Jim Cuthbert. If they were willing they…” Jul 26, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Oddly enough, it was just towards the end of last week that I listened to the Welsh FM on the…” Jul 26, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be far greater” Even that claim…” Jul 26, 08:49
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James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The Crown laws of England / Wales / irelands UK parliament do apply to England wales and Ireland. However the…” Jul 26, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that Scotland doesn’t have the highest electricity prices in the UK, either for unit rate or…” Jul 26, 08:23
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Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Cheers, James. TBQH I was immensely put out at the lack of reaction to my observing that the UN Decolonisation…” Jul 26, 08:05
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Which contrasts with the eloquent and informative contributions by you fat stinker?” Jul 26, 07:59
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Not a single measure described above would do anything to increase GDP on an overall or per capita basis. It…” Jul 26, 07:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The parliament for England / Wales / Ireland did not renew or remake a new treaty with Scotland after the…” Jul 26, 07:27
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James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “There is no UK other than the parliament for England and Wales making an agreement with the parliament of Ireland…” Jul 26, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “CC @ 11.39 Well hold on there Bald Eagle! “Scotland was doing much of the colonis1NG before and after the…” Jul 26, 00:06
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be…” Jul 25, 23:01
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thanks for this Sam. I’ve met Mr and Mrs Cuthbert who are a tremendous asset to Scotland with their expert…” Jul 25, 22:15