Alert readers were startled yesterday when a former UK Prime Minister who WASN’T Gordon Brown suddenly took it upon himself to lumber out of his crypt and unleash an unsolicited intervention in the general election campaign.
As apparently that’s now the requirement for anyone attempting to influence a vote in Britain, we’re sure Sir John – a man best remembered in the world of politics for cheating on his wife with one of his ministers and instituting the Cones Hotline – will remind us which constituency he’s standing for any minute now.
If you thought the right-wing press was having paroxysms at the weekend, readers, you’re going to love what they had lined up for the day of the SNP manifesto launch.
Let’s have a little tour of the London newsrooms, shall we?
The splendid video below is a short clip from one of a Scottish Labour “campaign rally” held on Saturday morning. (And we do mean Saturday morning – the gathering seen in the distance at the very beginning as Murphy walks up through a deserted Buchanan Street appear to be waiting outside the Sainsbury’s Local, which opens at 7am.)
One can only admire Anas Sarwar’s upbeat view of his audience. But from the broader perspective, readers might be forgiven for wondering what on Earth was going on.
Our alert readers will probably be aware of the psychological phenomenon commonly known as the five stages of grief. If not, there’s a rather good piece by Andrew Nicoll in today’s Scottish Sun about it in the context of Scottish Labour.
But while perceptive, Nicoll is a little behind the times, because it appears that the party’s branch office manager Jim Murphy has invented a sixth.
Welcome, viewers, to the new final stage of grief: delusion.
Impressive as it is in a party with Jackie Baillie in it, Kezia Dugdale has carved out quite a reputation in Scottish Labour as a specialist in making categorical statements of facts which turn out not to be true. So we were naturally sceptical when she claimed on today’s Sunday Politics Scotland that Stewart Hosie of the SNP hadn’t said whether a commitment to a second independence referendum would be in tomorrow’s SNP manifesto.
We thought that he had, and so did presenter Gordon Brewer, but Dugdale was most adamant – “I listened VERY carefully, very carefully indeed” – that he’d “dodged and dived” on the matter, and spent more than a minute of her interview saying so.
So we went back and checked, because that’s what we do.
Countless thousands of words – indeed, even an entire book – have been written by commentators and pundits right across the political spectrum about the long demise of the Labour Party in Scotland.
It remains to be seen whether the coming election will deliver the coup de grace that pollsters are predicting. Meanwhile, though, readers searching for an explanation but short on free time could do a lot worse than sit through this interview with the Scottish branch office deputy manager, Kezia Dugdale, from today’s Sunday Politics Scotland.
The Sunday Times front page today reports (although in fact we can’t find the story anywhere on its website or in its iPad app) the 8,745th “intervention” by Gordon Brown in Scottish politics, the thing which is at least notionally still his actual day job.
We’re going to need someone to explain to us why even the punch-drunk inhabitants of Scottish Labour HQ could possibly imagine that to be a good idea.
A variant on the story below appears in most of the right-wing press today.
That’s the Daily Mail version, which is the most detailed. The Express’s reporting was similar. But in order to manufacture a grievance on behalf of UKIP and the Tories, every paper which covers the story is required to torture the data beyond all reason.
In the wake of the latest Ashcroft polls, the only line being deployed by Scottish Labour is that the projected outcome of an SNP landslide would be great news for the Conservatives and lead to David Cameron returning in triumph to Downing Street. One would presume, then, that the Tory press is delighted by the prospect.
So let’s check out some stories from today’s Daily Mail and Scottish Daily Mail.
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits of Scotland are on fire. And the two separate…” Jul 26, 09:37
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““one of the most economically powerful devolved parliaments in the world, compared to federal systems like Germany and Switzerland.” Aye,…” Jul 26, 09:32
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aiden, If you genuinely knew this, you would realise that the Scottish people within Scotland are indeed Sovereign and independent…” Jul 26, 09:26
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:01 am Fist an un-pronounceable name and now this. Now who doesn’t like…” Jul 26, 09:20
sam on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Alf, it did occur to me that you might have met Margaret and Jim Cuthbert. If they were willing they…” Jul 26, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Oddly enough, it was just towards the end of last week that I listened to the Welsh FM on the…” Jul 26, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be far greater” Even that claim…” Jul 26, 08:49
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aye, Auld Lochnagar. If Wally W. Walrus can just get his flailing flippers around double quotes, the academically accepted way…” Jul 26, 08:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The Crown laws of England / Wales / irelands UK parliament do apply to England wales and Ireland. However the…” Jul 26, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that Scotland doesn’t have the highest electricity prices in the UK, either for unit rate or…” Jul 26, 08:23
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thank you – we know this now, so there won’t be a need to make any further posts on this…” Jul 26, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Cheers, James. TBQH I was immensely put out at the lack of reaction to my observing that the UN Decolonisation…” Jul 26, 08:05
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Which contrasts with the eloquent and informative contributions by you fat stinker?” Jul 26, 07:59
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Not a single measure described above would do anything to increase GDP on an overall or per capita basis. It…” Jul 26, 07:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The parliament for England / Wales / Ireland did not renew or remake a new treaty with Scotland after the…” Jul 26, 07:27
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Anas Sarwar is already a official parliamentary member of the England – Wales and Irelands Great Britains UK parliament with…” Jul 26, 07:17
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “There is no UK other than the parliament for England and Wales making an agreement with the parliament of Ireland…” Jul 26, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “CC @ 11.39 Well hold on there Bald Eagle! “Scotland was doing much of the colonis1NG before and after the…” Jul 26, 00:06
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be…” Jul 25, 23:01
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thanks for this Sam. I’ve met Mr and Mrs Cuthbert who are a tremendous asset to Scotland with their expert…” Jul 25, 22:15
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Dan; on the “money” as always, what the Unionist Wallopers don’t want the Scotch to see: JOHN JAPPY As a…” Jul 25, 22:02
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “So. The WALLOPERS have spoken. Take note, Scotch folk; you’ve never had it so good. Scotchland is the richest country…” Jul 25, 21:07
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “So. Precious tactics failing, the new 77th tactic is “swamping”? Endless reams of unionist “shite” vomited up ad nauseam by…” Jul 25, 20:53
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““Please note: “The Vow” did not break the law.” “Analysts from the Scottish Parliament Information Centre concluded that the fiscal…” Jul 25, 20:43
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “I wish someone would get a grip of you, ya AI unionist walloper…Westminster apologist, tosser of the first order…for years…” Jul 25, 20:30