Because the media in Britain is now basically just a giant gossip circle repeating each other’s stories, pretty much every newspaper today repeats Michelle Mone’s tiresome publicity-seeking whinge about “cybernats” from the Mail On Sunday.
One of them is the Herald, whose piece contains a quote suggesting that Mone – who appeared to think that flitting from Scotland to England somehow got you away from the internet – does have at least some basic understanding of how Twitter works:
Now, we’re going to assume that by “the C word” she meant the four-letter insult, and by “the same party” we can deduce from context that she must mean the SNP.
So let’s just see if that claim stands up to scrutiny.
This is Robert Hutton – UK political correspondent for Bloomberg News and author of the book “Would They Lie To You?” – and former Labour spin doctor Damien McBride on Radio 4 this morning, discussing the fate of Alistair Carmichael.
Michelle Mone, the titular head of a loss-making underwear company mostly owned by a shady Sri Lankan business group, who’s spent much of the last eight years trying to blackmail Scots by threatening to punish them with hundreds of job losses if they don’t vote the way she tells them to, has a 1400-word whine/house advert in the MoS today about how beastly cybernats have forced her to finally move to England.
Who wants to be the one to break it to her that they have Twitter in England too?
In its kneejerk “SNP BAD” reaction to the Alistair Carmichael affair, the Unionist establishment – politicians and media alike – has furiously tried to divert attention from Carmichael’s smear and attempted cover-up by harking back to an incident in 2012, when the press gave vast amounts of coverage to a claim that Alex Salmond had “lied” about legal advice regarding an independent Scotland’s EU membership.
An alert reader today drew our attention to a detail we’d missed in a recent article in the Shetland News. It concerned Alistair Carmichael’s leaking of a false memo in order to smear Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP while the Orkney & Shetland MP was still Secretary of State for Scotland, and took the form of a quote from Carmichael’s Holyrood counterpart Tavish Scott, MSP for Shetland:
Most of today’s papers quote an unnamed Scotland Office spokesman on the subject of the Scotland Bill 2015, and in particular its clauses concerning welfare powers:
Earlier today we noted that the indyref had empowered the Scottish people to an extent that they seemed very reluctant to give up on. But plutocracies don’t become the establishment by giving up their thrones lightly, and so today we get this:
The above is a passage we selected completely at random from the Scotland Bill 2015, the administrative manifestation of “The Vow” and the Smith Commission. It’s entirely typical of the full 77-page document (PDF), which is essentially an unreadable wordspew completely impenetrable to normal people. And that’s no accident.
In barely 48 hours, almost £37,000 has been raised by the general public to challenge the election of a British MP under false pretences. We don’t believe there’s any sort of precedent for that. It would now seem beyond any reasonable doubt that there will be an official legal challenge to the former Secretary of State.
However greatly it may be to the chagrin of metropolitan commentators like Michael White, it appears that the people of Scotland, having been awoken in large numbers by the independence referendum, are simply no longer content to sit back meekly and allow either the political establishment itself or the media which claims to scrutinise it keep its house (or Houses) in order.
The events of the last few years have made Scotland increasingly disinclined to put its trust in self-appointed gatekeepers, and willing to take matters of politics directly into its own hands. Whatever the eventual outcome of the independence story, the electorate seems not to want to go back into its box, where attention is only paid to it twice a decade. If so, the referendum will have brought about a far more wide-reaching victory than anyone ever imagined.
The UK’s forthcoming referendum on EU membership was enshrined in the Queen’s Speech today, and it seems likely that the “Yes” side will be those arguing for the UK to stay in the EU.
That’s a good thing. However, it’s difficult not to get flashbacks to 2011 when various unionist idiots were insisting that the Yes option should have been “Yes to the UK”, effectively holding a referendum on whether people wanted things to remain the same.
For us pedants, holding a referendum in order to ask people if they’re happy to leave things as they are feels instinctively odd, because if nothing else, it implies that there might be something wrong – a bit like someone randomly coming up to you and asking if you’re okay sitting where you are, making you suspect someone must have done something to the seat.
But it’s just as well, because the pro-EU side is going to need all the help it can get to avoid falling into the same pitfalls as the pro-UK side did last year. And unlike the “Better Together” campaign, the pro-EU campaign won’t have a 30%+ buffer in the polls to insulate it against being led by incompetent buffoons.
Willie on Shield Of The Phantom: “An absolute outrage of a response. No one, and I mean no one can have any confidence in the integrity…” Jan 26, 17:18
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “@bobo bunny, The National still has the offer of 1 years subscription for £20, just think you’ll be able to…” Jan 26, 16:48
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Or we could walk away legally not being in a 1707 treaty of union with neither the UK parliament or…” Jan 26, 16:47
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “One thing is certain Scotland will never become Independent by the hands of the SNP and I’ll be my house…” Jan 26, 16:41
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Crash course in Arabic (focus on water features) and a chequered T towel and you’ll be ready to rock n’…” Jan 26, 16:10
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: ““elect wee nige and let him destroy HR and give our SNHS to his american millionaire pals” You’ve got in…” Jan 26, 16:05
bobo bunny on Shield Of The Phantom: “Time to start burning things down, and blowing shit up.” Jan 26, 16:02
bobo bunny on Shield Of The Phantom: “You’re hardly 100%Yes then, are you?” Jan 26, 16:01
Robert Burns on Shield Of The Phantom: ““6b: it is about a judicial decision, or judicial case management.” So, making up stories to support a ‘judicial decision’…” Jan 26, 15:42
twathater on Shield Of The Phantom: “Aw well it’s nae big deal there’s nothing happening with Scottish politics just now anyway I wish there was some…” Jan 26, 15:37
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “The law in and of Scotland goes much deeper than what Stu is contending with, As we have to ascertain…” Jan 26, 15:17
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “Not surprised or disappointed! Professional people never turn on each other, the get the less fortunate to do it for…” Jan 26, 15:15
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Sarah. Other sources, As is the 1707 Treaty of Union between Scotland and…the Great Britain parliament They think up any…” Jan 26, 15:04
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “All the political down south and up here in Scotland have shied away from the truth over law and the…” Jan 26, 14:56
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “North Code, But that imperialsm and Scotland may be a Colony can be challenged on a legal bases because non…” Jan 26, 14:43
lothianlad on Shield Of The Phantom: “Welcome to the New Scotland of limited self Government run by The SNP!! Who nneds thatcher eh?” Jan 26, 14:42
sarah on Shield Of The Phantom: “My goodness, what an appallingly dismissive response. “No we won’t look again nor think again nor do anything whatsoever to…” Jan 26, 14:36
Hatey McHateface on Yelling at the tide: “Nae mentions of Fanon or Memmi? Not even a nod tae Jonesy? The boy’s a tube.” Jan 26, 14:20
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Comment #8! A new record!” Jan 26, 14:16
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “How many illegal “Scotland Acts” have led up to this sad point of the deterioration of law in Scotland. When…” Jan 26, 14:08
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Yelling at the tide: “LE CAMP D’ESPOIR: Discours du chef du Parti Québécois en réponse à Mark Carney. Paul St-Pierre Plamondon has given a…” Jan 26, 14:01
Northcode on Shield Of The Phantom: “Welcome to “The Colony”. What we see in this trite, arrogant, up-its-ain-erse, dismissive, and pompous wee fart of a response…” Jan 26, 13:56
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “I bet you emailed them on one of the four days of the week they don’t work. No wonder they…” Jan 26, 13:55
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Down graded to (mild concerns) rather than about following the law of human judgement and intellect.” Jan 26, 13:39
Sven on Shield Of The Phantom: “The establishment truly are beyond shame or embarrassment now. Thanks for your continued efforts, Stuart.” Jan 26, 13:33
Hatey McHateface on Yelling at the tide: ““Google it” Nae way. It’s a’ writ in Inglis, the lying language of the coloniser. Mair fool ye fer being…” Jan 26, 13:29
Hatey McHateface on Yelling at the tide: “You’re half right, Dave. Your desperate efforts to troll me do raise a wry smile, if not a full belly…” Jan 26, 13:25
diabloandco on Shield Of The Phantom: “That’s a bloody insulting response.” Jan 26, 13:24