The press and social media today are frothing with excitement about a new Ipsos Mori poll for STV which shows (for the second poll in succession) Ruth Davidson scoring marginally higher approval ratings than Nicola Sturgeon.
But the problem is that that wasn’t what people were actually asked.
Admittedly at first we were chiefly doing it in order to embarrass the increasingly angry and belligerent BBC presenter Andrew Neil, who insisted repeatedly last year that there’d been no real-terms cut to the Holyrood budget since the Tories came to power.
That claim put Neil at odds with all manner of people pointing out that the opposite was true, to which we can now add the FoAI:
But we already knew Andrew Neil was an idiot, so that was no big deal. It was another chart in the document that caught our eye and made us think.
As several alert readers have already spotted, our Twitter account was suspended at some point in the early hours of this morning. We’ve had no email from Twitter offering any sort of explanation, but it seems most likely to have been at the behest of a Daily Express hack called Siobhan McFadyen who’s been huffily bleating to the company’s executives over the weekend about this tweet:
The reason we tweeted that comment is detailed here and here. But apparently it’s an opinion that you’re no longer allowed to have.
Daily Express hack Siobhan McFadyen had a quite extraordinary meltdown on Twitter last night and this morning after we highlighted an appalling article that she’d written for Saturday’s paper.
After angrily attacking other users for a few hours, by the end she’d declared a full-on DefCon One, sending out a desperate plea for hauners from entities as diverse as the Times, the New York Times, the Telegraph, the NUJ, the Washington Post, Guardian Scotland, BBC Radio 4, the Drudge Report, the CEO of Twitter and JK Rowling.
We’ve already highlighted the abominable state of the Daily Express this week, but an article in today’s edition is surely some sort of record-breaking low.
Hold onto your hats, folks, you won’t believe this one.
The tone of coverage deployed by the Daily Express (Scottish and English editions alike) with regard to the First Minister of Scotland in recent weeks has been both bizarre and disturbing. Yesterday the paper ran this “story”:
It’s a load of gibberish, obviously. But if the FM was preparing herself for a punch-up, you could hardly blame her given what’s apparently been going on.
Supporters of Scottish independence have known for years that the civic “nationalism” espoused by the Yes movement bears no relation to the so-called “blood and soil” varieties found in many other countries. Every racist or ethnic-nationalist organisation in Britain – the BNP, the EDL/SDL, the National Front and so on – was stridently No.
The BBC lunchtime weather forecast of 15 October 1987 is now fondly looked back on as a moment of shared national doh-what-are-we-like? comedy, in the same vein as a Morecambe and Wise Christmas show or something.
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Not only is English the lying language of the coloniser, but the majority of true Scots speak something else entirely.…” May 22, 18:29
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “And if his GP has been colonised? [HINT: She has] You haven’t though that through!” May 22, 18:23
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: ““presented where it matters” Naw. It was presented where it matters, at ballot boxes the length and breadth of Scotland,…” May 22, 18:15
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: ““The Baltic States joined hands across borders before their independence. Did it get them independence? Nah. They got it when…” May 22, 18:11
Martin on Only An Excuse: “I think you’d have to be monumentally stupid to actually believe that there’s any way that a pitch invasion at…” May 22, 18:10
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: ““Shall I call you something else?” In the post volunteering to take shifts on Confused’s portable gas chambers, for the…” May 22, 18:03
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: “Wow. Counting to 5 now. Goes almost without saying. The fact that “High Fives” is a mannerism of Geri’s so-called…” May 22, 17:56
sam on Only An Excuse: “Points deductions coupled with fines have been given in the past. Martin O’Neill claiming assaults on Hearts players not proven.…” May 22, 17:33
Geri on The Queer Parliament: ““for blowing up non-combatant Europeans…” LOL, ya dunce, the whole of NATO is involved with trying to attack R &…” May 22, 16:32
Jim Thomson on Only An Excuse: “The SPFL are “investigating” apparently. Not going to hold my breath https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c70vk78271ro” May 22, 16:22
100%Yes on Only An Excuse: “The National went from £20 for a full years subscription to Get 3 months of The National for just 73p,…” May 22, 15:52
Northcode on The Queer Parliament: ““Northy, you’ll soon be back to your usual sharp-witted self…” Yes… I expect I will be soon enough, Caveman. A…” May 22, 15:28
lothianlad on Only An Excuse: “Correct Stu !! Glasgow centric Scottish establishment organisations cannot be held to account. in this day and age, Anything seems…” May 22, 15:18
Insider on Only An Excuse: “Aye Alf ! I should have guessed… Poor decisions by Scottish football referees are caused by “colonialism” ! Perhaps it’s…” May 22, 15:17
Captain Caveman on The Queer Parliament: ““Never apologise! Never give up! Never surrender! Yeah, I’m in one of those moods theday… it will pass – hopefully…” May 22, 14:37
Captain Caveman on The Queer Parliament: ““In other news, allegedly R can now remote control U drones & reverse them back to whence they came &…” May 22, 14:30
Col on Only An Excuse: “Interesting to note that Gordon Smith reckons teams should get points deducted for pitch invasions by their supporters. Seems reasonable,…” May 22, 14:27
Alf Baird on The Queer Parliament: ““the only Scottish legal academics to do so” ? Here is an alternative learned perspective on Scotland’s colonial reality, presented…” May 22, 13:59
BLMac on Only An Excuse: “If there’s a fan invasion, the game should become a win for the other team.” May 22, 13:41
Luigi on Only An Excuse: “The SFA have always been a bunch of cowards, afraid to stand up to the Old Firm. One reason (not…” May 22, 13:16
TURABDIN on Only An Excuse: “ENGLAND is making mincemeat of Scotland, the first element to go in the mincer Scotland’s collective balls. Is mr Swinney…” May 22, 12:59
Willie on Only An Excuse: “Its unlikely in the extreme that a resumption of tbe match for a last minute would have changed the result.…” May 22, 12:59
Northcode on The Queer Parliament: “Never apologise! Never give up! Never surrender! Yeah, I’m in one of those moods theday… it will pass – hopefully…” May 22, 12:30
Alf Baird on Only An Excuse: “A colonial Establishment = ‘legalized lawlessness’ (Elkins): Repressive when challenged; well-practiced cover-ups; never held accountable for its actions/mistakes. Expect Hearts…” May 22, 12:23
Alf Baird on The Queer Parliament: ““The *no way out* claim is defeatist bullshit” Indeed, and it is clearly not only “the colonizer (who) maintains that…” May 22, 12:03
Williams on Only An Excuse: “Absolute disgrace and travesty, etc. Both Celtic & Hearts need to be relegated immediately (especially Hearts – for something they’re…” May 22, 12:01
Geri on The Queer Parliament: “Okeydoke, my mistake. There used to be poster called Lorna. I assumed you were the same one. My bad..” May 22, 11:56
Lorncal on The Queer Parliament: “James Che: your insults are just silly and I won’t rise to them. Just because Westminster says or does something…” May 22, 11:54
Northcode on The Queer Parliament: “I repeat (and in bold, anaw)… independence first, then everything else! We Scots who seek our liberation from oppression should…” May 22, 11:49
Lorncal on The Queer Parliament: “I use Lorncal, Geri, as you use Geri. Shall I call you something else? I suggest that you and others…” May 22, 11:39