This is an interesting one. Almost 40 years on from the event, Scottish politics is still plagued by micro-brained Labour types insisting that the SNP “ushered in” Margaret Thatcher after the devolution referendum of 1979 was sabotaged by a Labour MP.
SNP supporters counter that this is complete bollocks, largely because it’s complete bollocks. James Callaghan, the Labour PM at the time, blamed 34 of his own MPs for bringing his government down, by supporting an amendment from Islington South and Finsbury Labour MP George Cunningham which blocked the creation of a Scottish Assembly even though it won the referendum by a narrow margin.
(Cunningham resigned from Labour two years later and subsequently joined the SDP, but in 2012 the Daily Express dragged him out to demand that the same “40% rule” be applied to the indyref.)
History, though, has forgotten someone else who was apparently the true architect of the fix, to the extent that we’d never heard about it until now.
We thought it might be worth going through this in a bit more detail.
The phrase “out of control” is in quote marks in the Herald’s front-page headline, leading readers to believe someone has said it, but who? Let’s investigate.
We’ve got a shock result for the inaugural winner of this exciting new award, readers. Remarkably it’s NOT David Torrance – who wrote an arch review of a chapter of a book about Donald Trump that didn’t actually exist. Good effort, Davey, but no cigar.
No, the first ever Wings Absolute Fanny Of The Week is… Anas Sarwar!
In common with half of Scottish Labour, Sarwar has been raging at Paisley MP Mhairi Black for her “silence” over the closure of a 16-bed children’s ward in the town, which has been replaced by an entire new state-of-the-art 256-bed children’s hospital 10 minutes down the road, right next to the sparkly new Southern General.
But only Sarwar did it by enclosing a picture of the local paper’s front-page splash on the story. In which there was one teeny-weeny slight problem for him.
Remarkably, the notoriously unreliable and yet somehow omnipresent Scottish political commentator and reality-disputer David “Davey” Torrance was still digging last night in the wake of this story from three days ago.
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Late last night in the House Of Commons saw one of the most significant votes in the history of UK constitutional politics. A group of Scottish Tory MPs voted to oppose an amendment which would have protected the central building block of Scottish (and Welsh) devolution – the principle that any powers not explicitly reserved are devolved – from the UK government’s attempted huge power grab under the cover of Brexit.
Last night they could have fixed it by supporting the amendment (backed by every other Scottish MP right across party lines), which would have tipped the arithmetic and ensured its success. Instead they betrayed every voter in Scotland – including their own – by waving the bill through unamended and passing the buck to the unelected House Of Lords, which has no representatives from Scotland’s most popular party.
This morning, BBC Scotland led on the fact that it snowed a bit in Scotland in January.
It also saw the return of ubiquitous Scottish politics scribe David Torrance from a trip to San Francisco, the details of which he shared at stultifying length with the unfortunate readers of The Scottish Review.
Or at least, what he SAID were the details of where he SAID he’d been.
We’ve commented quite a few times in recent months about the Scottish media’s habit of running statistical stories rendered meaningless by the absence of any context.
The reasons for this aren’t necessarily sinister – sometimes journalists are just lazy or the full stats are hard to establish because like-for-like figures aren’t published – but usually it’s just a way to get an SNP BAD story out of isolated numbers which, if the full picture was presented, would render that impossible.
The above story from STV News today contains no furious rentaquotes from Labour or the Tories (at least not yet), so we should place it in the former category. Nevertheless, we do feel it’s our duty in a general sense to provide readers with the information that the Scottish media can’t be bothered to, so let’s do that.
James on The Pit Of Vipers: “Adrian – how’s the weather in “Fifeshire”?” Apr 23, 14:49
holymacmoses on How To Get Away With Crimes: “He’s exhaustingly aggressive and I suspect potentially physically dangerous. I really don’t know how you get through it all Stuart.…” Apr 23, 14:35
Aidan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Tbh I don’t respond for “James” and Geri. I know there is nothing anyone can say or do at the…” Apr 23, 14:30
James on The Pit Of Vipers: “Geri; Well….that’s one way of describing the pair of them…..” Apr 23, 14:24
Aidan on How To Get Away With Crimes: “It is in theory a possibility Rob, however: – as a private citizen RevStu lacks the statutory powers to gather…” Apr 23, 13:07
Captain Caveman on The Pit Of Vipers: ““WE WUZ ROBBED!!1111!!!” Yawn. It really is pointless trying to explain anything to you tinfoil hatters, albeit kudos to the…” Apr 23, 12:57
Alf Baird on The Pit Of Vipers: “‘The Propaganda Blitz’ by David Edwards and David Cromwell tells a similar story about how the British media operates and…” Apr 23, 12:51
Captain Caveman on The Pit Of Vipers: “There’s nowt “little” about Fatso, I’d wager. (Certainly not according to his inebriated-tramp-on-park-bench mugshot avatar) The guy’s likely to have…” Apr 23, 12:51
sarah on How To Get Away With Crimes: “Good idea, robertknight. I’m in for a crowdfunder. Though I’d understand if the Rev doesn’t want several more years of…” Apr 23, 12:36
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “They don’t even live in Scotland so what would they know? Absolutely nothing. They’re just nosepoking trolls.” Apr 23, 12:22
Aidan on The Pit Of Vipers: “What a great comeback, that’s me telt ? Sad little man.” Apr 23, 12:03
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Pit Of Vipers: “I imagine the DVD version you mention has become the following YouTube. However punchy and immediate, it remains but a…” Apr 23, 12:01
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: ““material change in circumstances” Brexshit was the material change. Nawbags cried their remain vote didn’t count. The UK is not…” Apr 23, 11:59
James on The Pit Of Vipers: “But…..but….”Adrian & Wilma” say everything was fine, none of that happened; nothing to see here…..who should we believe???” Apr 23, 11:36
James on The Pit Of Vipers: “LOL Making it up as they go along now as usual. Typical Yoon behaviour. What a pair of numpties. (Adrian;…” Apr 23, 11:31
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “I have it on DVD so an excellent watch too. I think it came free with iScot magazine at the…” Apr 23, 11:30
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on How To Get Away With Crimes: “The parents of the “botched circumcision” child were advised by tragically misguided psychologist John Money, whose story features from about…” Apr 23, 11:28
Aidan on The Pit Of Vipers: ““R” observers – lol, tell us more. The SNP did not stand on an IndyRef 2 ticket in 2015 though…” Apr 23, 11:20
Aidan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Lol Geri – to be called thick by someone like you, just wow! The idea that you can’t make “new…” Apr 23, 11:07
Nicky T Naquetti on How To Get Away With Crimes: ““Spitfire Cannon”, huh… Does this dude/dudette even have his cannon anymore, never its spitting function?” Apr 23, 10:51
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Pit Of Vipers: “The opening paragraphs of G.A. PONSONBY’s book: « Chapter 1 – TURNING YES INTO NO « The 2014 independence referendum…” Apr 23, 10:39
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “Jeez you’re as thick as pigs shit. It doesn’t allow you to introduce new offers. Devo Max & the vow…” Apr 23, 10:30
robertkknight on How To Get Away With Crimes: ““It is possible to bring a private prosecution for harassment in England and Wales under Section 6(1) of the Prosecution…” Apr 23, 10:26
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “Scotland was so pro Union do you know what they did? They returned 56 Nationalist MPs for the 1st time…” Apr 23, 10:25
Alf Baird on The Pit Of Vipers: “Aye, if only we had nationalists instead of colonialists leading the national party, we wad be hame and dry lang…” Apr 23, 09:53
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Pit Of Vipers: “And fulsome tribute still to G.A. PONSONBY for his watershed achievement in meticulously compiling irrefutable evidence of the BBC’s default…” Apr 23, 09:49
Aidan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Purdah rules restrict the use of official government functions like official communications channels or the civil service to announce major…” Apr 23, 09:40
TURABDIN on The Pit Of Vipers: “«SCOTTISH NATIONALISM» the love that dare not speak its name without a paroxysm of cringe.” Apr 23, 09:27
100%Yes on How To Get Away With Crimes: “Seats projection for Holyrood election in latest poll. SNP 59 down Greens 23 up Reform UK 17 up Liberal Democrats…” Apr 23, 09:21
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “The broke the rules, continually. The broke rules on Purdah. They continually abused the state mafia TV who were not…” Apr 23, 09:07