“There now follows a party election broadcast by the…”
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The political broadcasts at election time are a time-worn tradition in the UK (as is our reaction to them) but not too many people really understand why political campaign broadcasts take this form, nor why it’s actually quite important that they do.
Stuck for any actual news at the tail of the Easter weekend, today’s Scottish Daily Mail reaches once again into the bag marked “Emergency Barrel Scrapings” and comes up with that old faithful beloved of all newspapers, a shock-horror “OMG LOOK HOW EXPENSIVE THE TRAINS ARE!” story.
It’s always an easy hit – partly because since a shambolic, fragmented privatisation the UK does have pretty much the most expensive railways per mile in the civilised world, but also because regular train users tend to mainly travel in the same area all the time, and are easily persuaded that they have it worse than people anywhere else.
So let’s ignore all the Mail’s ridiculous cobblers blaming the SNP – who have very limited control over the fare policies of Abellio (the Dutch state-owned company who run ScotRail) and who have been prevented by successive UK governments from nationalising the network – and just see if that’s true.
A large and imposing statue built in 1974 still stands today on Clyde Street in Glasgow. It depicts a woman called Dolores Ibarruri, known as “La Pasionaria”, who was one of the heroes of the anti-fascist resistance in Spain in the 1930s.
The statue was funded by “the British Labour Movement”, but Conservative councillors in the city protested angrily when it was erected and vowed to tear it down if they ever controlled the council (which cynical readers might consider an empty threat).
There’s an interesting article on the Holyrood Magazine website today with some fascinating background details about how Scottish (and Welsh) devolution came into being almost 20 years ago, so we thought you might like to see this piece from the time, not least because we suspect it might also be the first recorded citation of the nonsensical concept of the “UK single market”.
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It’s remarkable how seamlessly much of it, especially the last section (from the giant “D”) would still work today with the word “devolution” replaced with the word “independence”. But we find it hard to disagree with Sir John’s conclusion:
“Nor would devolution truly give more powers to the Scottish people. Only independence would do that.”
Last week we dropped the Electoral Commission a short line to see if there’d been any progress in their investigation into our revelations of last December about the extremist loongroup Scotland In Union’s funding. Today we got a reply:
So just to clarify: an organisation whose specific stated purpose is to fight elections, and which has been a registered campaigner in several general elections, spending tens of thousands of pounds at a time, has raised over £600,000 in mainly large donations from wealthy and secretive donors since 2015 – a period where there has hardly ever NOT been an election going on in which spending and donations were regulated – and yet not one single penny of it has been declarable income.
That’s… interesting. We’ve asked the EC if any further detail will be forthcoming.
There was (unintentionally, we presume) a very revealing turn of phrase used by Tory MEP Jacqueline Foster on today’s edition of Good Morning Scotland:
“Scotland held a referendum on independence a couple of years earlier, and if the Scots had won that referendum to leave the United Kingdom, they’d have left the European Union.”
We suppose it’s nice that even the Tories finally agree that Scotland lost by voting No. But it’s interesting to hear that apparently there hasnever been any way for Scots to stay in the EU – if they voted Yes in 2014 they were out, if they voted No in 2014 they were out, and even though they voted Remain in 2016 they’re going out.
Any fair-minded democrat would surely then accept that Scotland’s voters deserve one chance to actually make that choice in a meaningful way, no?
This is a grim and dispiriting time to be monitoring the Scottish political media, even by its normal low standards. So little is happening that Unionist newspapers desperate for any kind of SNP BAD story are scraping the residue from the scrapings from the barrel that they scraped away to splinters months ago.
A case in point is today’s FRONT-PAGE piece in the Herald containing the shocking revelation that someone connected with the SNP registered – in their own name, not even the party’s – an internet domain called organise.scot last summer.
Even though the domain is still unused eight months later and there isn’t a shred of evidence about what it might ever be used for, a couple of opposition benchwarmers speculating that a private individual registering a web domain must somehow prove that the sneaky SNP are plotting a new independence campaign was considered by the Herald to be not just news, but front-page news.
(It’ll certainly come as a massive shock to everyone in Scotland who assumed that the SNP had given up on seeking independence after pursuing it as their primary reason for existence for a mere 85 years or so.)
And alarmingly, it wasn’t even the stupidest piece of Nat-bashing to appear in the Scottish press in the last 48 hours.
Remember that time, barely over a decade ago, when the readers of the Scottish Daily Express came out for independence despite national polls only showing support in the 20s, the paper sold over 80,000 copies a day (now just 38,000) and Severin Carrell of the Guardian reported that it was about to adopt independence as its official position?
(Which we don’t think ever actually happened.)
Because nothing is weirder than Scottish politics.
TURABDIN on The Last Marble: “YAHYA RAMZI ABU SWINNI rides to the rescue, we may now all sleep easy our consciences made clear. https://archive.is/xPMIS Trust…” Aug 11, 09:44
100%Yes on The Last Marble: “Just had an email from liberation.scot about Scotland’s Right to Self-Determination under International Law, Date: 18 September 2025 Time: 10:00–15:00,…” Aug 11, 09:28
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “Why do Scots think its ok to be cheated by these breaches of the treaty, then still pretend that its…” Aug 11, 09:25
Robert G on The Last Marble: “How long will it be before Sturgeon comes out against Scottish independence?” Aug 11, 09:21
Anthem on The Last Marble: “Nah, we can’t allow that. We need her to stay in Scotland, behind bars for a very long time!” Aug 11, 09:10
Callum on The Last Marble: “So Sturgeon wants to leave Scotland permanently to live in London. Well perhaps the Yes Movement can chip in and…” Aug 11, 08:25
Willie on The Last Marble: “Interesting to read that Joanna Cherry is writing her memoirs. Unlike Sturgeon’s book of lies, spin and selective ommisions, Joanna’s…” Aug 11, 07:38
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Last Marble: “Link to source of Joanna Cherry quote above – https://x.com/joannaccherry/status/1954107324638880232” Aug 11, 01:06
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Last Marble: “Extract from Joanna Cherry’s sustained broadside against Nicola Sturgeon (from 8 Aug Scottish Daily Mail page image featured on Joanna’s…” Aug 11, 00:33
sarah on Snowflake Patrol: “Well done for putting time and money into trying to protect our youngsters, George. Your daughter is completely right to…” Aug 10, 21:47
Marie on The Last Marble: “Yet it was an ITV journalist (Peter Smith) that made her out to be a laughing stock on ITV news.” Aug 10, 21:28
sam on The Last Marble: “For Liberate Scotland?” Aug 10, 21:23
sarah on The Last Marble: “It is especially galling given that every journalist in Scotland knows what really happened, including the un-reported defence evidence that…” Aug 10, 21:21
Iain More on The Last Marble: “I see the Alphabet Wokist Quisling Sturgeon getting a lot of Media time on ITV. Nauseating! Disgusting! Stomach Churning!” Aug 10, 21:06
sarah on The Last Marble: “I agree, sam. It is amusing [sort of] and punchy – a very clear illustration of Scotland’s [and Wales and…” Aug 10, 20:37
sam on The Last Marble: “Off topic. My missus received this link and we watched it. It is a short video on the Free Scotland…” Aug 10, 19:53
Izzie on The Last Marble: “Can anyone enlighten me as to how this advances the cause of a free and independent Scotland?” Aug 10, 18:53
Lorn on Snowflake Patrol: “No, James, I know you did not say that Scotland was subsumed. Professor Black said that recently. I agree that…” Aug 10, 18:17
Lorn on Snowflake Patrol: “Correct, James. They just banked on no one up here knowing that or, failing that, not caring.” Aug 10, 17:53
TURABDIN on The Last Marble: “A REVIEW «An amazing achievement. Nicola Sturgeon manages to write dispassionately about her life’s passion, and mindfully about experiences that…” Aug 10, 16:47
Hatey McHateface on The Last Marble: “Discountable. Remainderable. Pulpable. Recyclable. You overlooked these, TURABDIN. Frankly, somebody’s made a big mistake. The only hope for decent sales…” Aug 10, 16:05
Iain More on The Last Marble: “Callum says: 10 August, 2025 at 8:30 am Sturgeon and her coterie of sycophants deliberately tried to put an innocent…” Aug 10, 15:53
sam on The Last Marble: “Doon the stank? Broomielaw?” Aug 10, 15:52
Hatey McHateface on Snowflake Patrol: “The sound of one hand clapping.” Aug 10, 15:52
James Barr Gardner on The Last Marble: “Wee Johnny’s lost his jaurie……..” Aug 10, 14:59
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “At the moment only one bank benefits from being the bank of England, just as the benefits of being the…” Aug 10, 14:28
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “TURABDIN, However, I agree with you that Scotland often seems to be the brains in general, while Certain parts of…” Aug 10, 14:14
TURABDIN on The Last Marble: “«SUCCESSFUL, REMARKABLE, great skill, unflinching honesty. triumph, truly searching, truly frank, compelling, clear-eyed, self-critical , riveting, deeply human, enlightened, enthralled.…” Aug 10, 14:14
James Cheyne on Snowflake Patrol: “TURABDIN. The bank of England had stronger connections to the East India Company first. And for all that is still…” Aug 10, 14:08
Mark Beggan on The Last Marble: “Frankly my dear I don’t give a dam. By Virago Curmudgeon” Aug 10, 13:25