Zoomer Patrol 263
Posted on
March 09, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Archive for the ‘wtf’
Watching the wildlife 226
Posted on
March 08, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
As promised earlier, here’s the full glory of Scottish Labour MP Ian Murray’s stellar performance on Sunday Politics Scotland today.
The Record’s Revenge 209
Posted on
February 25, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
You can never accuse the Scottish media of being knowingly underhysterical.
Tonight the Daily Record snuck out its semi-apology for telling the Scottish people the biggest lie we’ve seen on the front page of a newspaper since its parent the Mirror published fake pictures of soldiers urinating on Iraqi prisoners.
You can tell they’re not awfully pleased we forced them to make that “correction” by reporting the lie to the Independent Press Standards Organisation, because they even reference it in the editorial above.
Speaking of which – well, heck, where do we even start?
In case you missed it 240
Posted on
February 23, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Oil wells that end well 143
Posted on
February 19, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Remember before the referendum, readers, when the £30bn cost of decommissioning oil platforms was a nightmarish unaffordable millstone around a future Scotland’s neck that proved it couldn’t be independent?
It turns out it wouldn’t have been so bad after all.
A sudden change of fortune 88
Posted on
February 10, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The Telegraph, 13 September 2014:
We can only assume something pretty amazing must have happened since then.
Questions To Which The Answer Is No 97
Posted on
February 09, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We know we were all traumatised at the time, but how on Earth did we miss this?
A thousand miles of stupid 233
Posted on
February 04, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Even we can’t quite believe this one, readers.
Good grief, where do we even start?
An unsettling development 110
Posted on
January 30, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Since we’ve been talking about mad letters from Scottish Labour MPs today, we’re sharing this one with you too. We’ve been trying to make sense of it all evening.
We haven’t made any progress. It’s not just a simple accidental transposition of words, because if you switch “increased” and “decreased” around it’s still gibberish – why would the threat have decreased because of proliferation? If anyone can explain it, do drop us a line.
A couple of hours off 170
Posted on
January 30, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Because there’s really no satire we can add to this magnificent zoomery:
So we might as well pop out to the shops for a bit.
Every land an island 210
Posted on
January 14, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
An alert reader pointed us today to this audio clip of Jim Murphy. It’s not tagged, but we THINK it’s from a Radio Clyde interview about three weeks ago which oddly didn’t seem to get picked up at the time by anyone in the media.
It’s an interesting viewpoint.
The succulent bams 249
Posted on
January 13, 2015 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Jim Murphy didn’t turn up at Westminster today to vote with the Tories for £30bn of austerity cuts, like 28 of his Scottish Labour colleagues did. That’s because he was taking some Scottish journalists to lunch to explain an important thing to them.
We’ve been sat staring at a blank paragraph for the last 10 minutes trying to think of something satirical to say. We’ve got nothing, readers.
