Y’know, maybe we were a little harsh on the lads at Holyrood Sources yesterday when we implied that a more direct and aggressive interviewing style might have cut through John Swinney and Kate Forbes’ pathetically feeble waffling evasion on the SNP’s lack of an independence strategy in their recent podcast.
But the closest thing (along with Colin Mackay at STV) that the Scottish media has left to a proper Rottweiler interviewer – Peter Adam Smith of ITV – had a shot at that five years ago and didn’t do any better.
Smith noted that even back in 2019 Nicola Sturgeon had been droning on about how Westminster’s refusal to grant a second indy referendum was “unsustainable” for two years already. But no matter how hard he pressed, Sturgeon just kept on glibly and smugly insisting that they’d concede.
“The UK government strategy is to say no. Do you have a way around it?”
“My strategy is to say yes.” [smirks]
Readers might be forgiven for wondering how long it’s going to take the SNP to accept that that “strategy” is a failure, if seven years and three First Ministers isn’t enough for them to have worked it out. But as long as the pathologically gullible keep voting for them anyway, we suppose they have no reason to.
The National carried a strange article yesterday, apropos of seemingly nothing, about a Brussels-based political thinktank supposedly linked to the right-wing Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban. The piece actually originated on superwoke “fact-checking” site The Ferret a couple of days earlier, and professed to expose how the thinktank was “stoking Scotland’s culture war”.
Alert readers will already have pricked up their ears at this point, because “culture war” is a radical-left dogwhistle term used to obscure, belittle and dismiss groups (largely though not exclusively comprising left-wing feminists) fighting for the safeguarding of children and the protection of women’s and LGB rights.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Nobody really answered the question in this article from a few days ago. A few of the dimmer bulbs in the indy movement have been getting over-excited at what are still currently a couple of outlier polls from fringe polling companies, which suggest that the 2026 election could unexpectedly return a pro-indy majority due to the Unionist vote being split four ways in the wake of UK Labour’s implosion in government.
That scenario depends on all sorts of dubious propositions, but in any event what none of them have addressed is what that would change even if it did happen, given that Holyrood has a pro-indy majority RIGHT NOW (and has done so on every single day since the indyref more than a decade ago) and it’s produced nothing whatsoever in terms of movement towards independence by any possible measure.
And it occurred to us that we had genuinely no idea what the SNP’s current official indy strategy is, because the party’s been in such farcical chaos and turmoil ever since Nicola Sturgeon’s sudden resignation. So we thought we should go and check.
To be honest, we’re not much the wiser for having read it.
Look, we know that mocking front pages on The National is low-hanging fruit, and this particular example could hardly be any more of a self-parody if it tried.
But just for the sheer mental exercise in that stone-dead last week of December when nobody even knows what day it is, let’s imagine if it came true.
The Scottish Government just issued another response in the long-running Freedom Of Information battle with alert Wings reader Benjamin Harrop over its conspiracy to frame and imprison the late Alex Salmond on false charges. Here’s a genuine extract.
Northcode on Holiday Relief: “See hou a’ve learnt thaim wha caw thersels unionists oan here hou tae speik a wee bit o’ the the…” Jun 24, 18:53
Northcode on A different school: “I was overcome by a plunging wave of boredom and so I decided to surf that wave by making this…” Jun 24, 18:08
Scott on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Tbh I don’t understand the approach Liberate are taking. For any remote chance of success on the constituency ballot you…” Jun 24, 17:44
dasBlimp on A different school: “This has got to be one of the funniest posts I’ve read here. Gie us mair Hatey gie us mair…” Jun 24, 17:22
Del G on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “A plague on BOTH your houses. Bye-bye.” Jun 24, 17:12
sarah on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “I think you’ve said all that needs to be said, Rev. Don’t spend any more time on it. Turning to…” Jun 24, 16:15
Scott on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “He thinks it annoys him and that everyone is laughing along at the joke. But it’s just James, on his…” Jun 24, 15:55
William Barlow on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Thanks for the post. Had to be done.” Jun 24, 15:36
WhoRattledYourCage on A different school: “Cheers fir that, Northcode. Much appreciatit.” Jun 24, 15:16
Dave on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “It irks me that JK can’t even spell Stu’s contracted name accurately; instead, he calls him ‘Stew.’ 100 thicko points…” Jun 24, 14:31
Aidan on A different school: “@Xaracen – So you’ve read and considered all of the judgments in those cases, so can you find anywhere a…” Jun 24, 14:05
100%Yes on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “What ever proposal we came up with to delivery Independence next year isn’t going to work as the SNP isn’t…” Jun 24, 13:50
100%Yes on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “I’d like for him to tell us, whats Scotland done to deserve his betrayal. Our countrymen have so little for…” Jun 24, 13:45
James on A different school: “Yes, James C; we had to find oot for ourselves. They dinnae want us tae ken oor ain history. Wonder…” Jun 24, 13:18
Skip_NC on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Is it a coincidence that your stalker’s wee blog shares the same initials as the nutcase fringe in Parliament? They…” Jun 24, 13:09
duncanio on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “I’m sure there are lots of voices whispering in his ears.” Jun 24, 12:59
Xaracen on A different school: “I looked at all of these references, Aidan, but none of them contained any statement that explicitly spells out any…” Jun 24, 12:58
Aidan on A different school: “London’s wealth is distributed around the U.K. There are far more non-Londoners in London as a proportion of the population…” Jun 24, 12:55
Alf Baird on A different school: “London is not a country. London is not economically plundered by another country or politically controlled by another country. London’s…” Jun 24, 12:22
Xaracen on A different school: ““can you point to the criteria which differentiate Scotland from London?” Yes. Scotland is a sovereign nation, London is neither…” Jun 24, 12:11
Scott on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “If his blog did shutdown would anyone notice that we aren’t learning about what someone’s second cousin in Alba is…” Jun 24, 11:55
Aidan on A different school: “@Alf – using the criteria you apply to determine that Scotland is a colony, London is also a colony. If…” Jun 24, 11:36
MaryB on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Perhaps the SNP are paying him to criticise their opposition and help them to get support.” Jun 24, 11:22
Owen Mullions on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “He’s been trying without success to raise funds, supposedly for polling, for the last year; all the while ‘threatening’ that…” Jun 24, 11:12
John H. on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Lorn. The leaders of the SNP not only betrayed Alex Salmond, they actually hounded him to his death. I will…” Jun 24, 10:45
Scott on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “I really don’t get why anyone would send James a donation at this point. Who’s looking forward to unhinged ramblings…” Jun 24, 10:38
David M on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “I voted SNP all my life until the last GE. No more. The goal was once independence but those days…” Jun 24, 10:19
James Cheyne on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Usual problem with sent post being delayed.” Jun 24, 10:17
James Cheyne on Anatomy Of A Lunatic: “Research, Bi Polar cognitive dissonence. We seem to have a lot of bi polar politicians this year,” Jun 24, 10:15
Alf Baird on A different school: “Aidan – On the matter of ” having no evidence”, all one has to do is consider the reality within…” Jun 24, 10:13