My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
It’s almost – almost – worth voting SNP in May because of this:
Because it would be at least momentarily absolutely hilarious watching Swinney try to explain why his “100% guaranteed” second indyref didn’t happen if the SNP actually did get a majority on 30% of the vote (which is narrowly feasible on current polling).
This week The National published a poll it commissioned from Find Out Now for this May’s Scottish Parliament election, alongside a seat projection from Sir John Curtice. Here are the list-vote figures from the poll.
The seat projection calculated that the election would result in 59 SNP MSPs (six short of the number John Swinney says is the minimum needed to force a second indyref), 25 for Reform, 13 for the Greens, 12 each for Labour and the Tories and eight for the Lib Dems.
It didn’t specify how many of the seats were constituency ones and how many were list ones, so we dropped Sir John a line and asked him.
Yesterday we noted in passing that independence support now outstrips that of the SNP by more than 20 points, making the party into a gigantic liability as the vehicle for enabling Scots to leave the UK. Put simply, even when voters want independence (as most now do), they’re not willing to vote SNP to get it.
(Not, of course, that they WOULD get it if they voted SNP – the party still having no coherent or credible strategy to achieve it – but more than 40% of would-be Yes voters are no longer prepared to even try giving them the benefit of yet another mandate.)
And since what everyone loves most of all on New Year’s Day is a good old wade in some political stats, we thought we’d take a little more detail on that.
With Reform now pretty consistently miles in front in polling for the next UK election, logically this is brilliant news for the Scottish independence movement, isn’t it?
So can anyone explain why the SNP is so desperate to stop them?
There’s a post on the superwoke poll-analysis account Ballot Box Scotland today bemoaning the lack of interest in the forthcoming Scottish Parliament election from polling companies, and presenting it as some sort of anti-Scottish conspiracy.
The real reason nobody’s very interested, of course, is that as things stand the election is an obvious foregone conclusion in which the party that’s been in power for the previous 19 years will stay in power for another five, and nothing will change.
The only minor intrigue around the election is to be found at the edges and is only of real interest to politics nerds, but since we ARE politics nerds we may as well take a look at it.
Something very odd happened when the Sandie Peggie employment tribunal delivered its judgment – and it wasn’t just the made-up quotes and mangled law.
Call it institutional bias, ideological capture, or just the law doing its job, but what Employment Judge Sandy Kemp’s tribunal delivered was the most one-sided outcome since Butch and Sundance decided to come out shooting.
Because, y’know, you can call us old-fashioned purists or sticklers or whatever if you like, but government ministers probably shouldn’t openly lie in prepared statements to the High Court in order to pervert the course of justice.
As recently as this weekend, the Scottish Government claimed that it has “made clear it accepts the Supreme Court ruling [in For Women Scotland] and is taking forward the detailed work necessary”.
But as with so much the Scottish Government says, it’s a barefaced lie.
We thought we should keep track of all the issues with the Peggie tribunal judgment, now that Sandie Peggie has officially announced her intention to appeal it.
Peter McAvoy on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just seen the video at the top of the article. We are fucked.” Aug 25, 02:05
Rev. Stuart Campbell on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““This video featuring the party’s MP Melanie Ward”” Aug 25, 01:42
Cynicus on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““… as is being reported, there are emails between very senior SNP and establishment discussing how woke and gender policies…” Aug 25, 00:49
Graf Midgehunter on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “She’s an imbicile Worse a Labour imbicile which is nearly as bad as an SNP imbicile Where’s the mealie puddin…” Aug 25, 00:19
Dramfineday on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My Geography teacher, Mr Duncan in 1968, for one.” Aug 24, 23:20
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world” Oh, it’s ‘only’ the fifth highest energy prices in the…” Aug 24, 23:01
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world. That’s an easily verifiable fact. Quite a few of the…” Aug 24, 22:40
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Asking fer a mate. Fit’s the surest way tae mak ye cock the spandau? Haud oan noo. That’s nae a…” Aug 24, 22:30
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland 2026: A Fish Tale You go to order a fish supper. It costs £15 because of Labour’s employment taxes,…” Aug 24, 22:14
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “next up, she explains GERS www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd44JZsPrkc this is what the fragrant people eat https://archive.ph/pyNWz differnt kind of munchie box” Aug 24, 22:10
robertkknight on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Deep-fried patronising piece of sh*t of a broadcast. Vote for them? I’d rather smear myself in peanut butter and jump…” Aug 24, 22:07
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “sorry , forgot to add the all important – ur whit? as it adds that somewhat desperate note of dependency” Aug 24, 22:03
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “my mate had this senile old labrador, a fat bastard to boot, that would aggressively obsessively try to hump your…” Aug 24, 21:55
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Twa an a hauf oors, W.W.W. Fit ye been dain a’ that time? As if we dinna ken. 🙂 Mind…” Aug 24, 21:46
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Where’s the pish-soaked, jakey tramp in the queue, ranting about hotpot not being available and accusing the boy behind him…” Aug 24, 21:39
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Ur yoo, gaun tae gie me a pruscripshun, fur ma fuckin’ medikayshun?” Aug 24, 21:36
James on Before Action: ““Post something clever, original or relevant…” You first, Prick.” Aug 24, 21:36
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““decreased income, poor housing” Just as well uncontrolled immigration never contributed to these two. See what you should do, sam.…” Aug 24, 21:32
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My bad – I got her confused with another one (Joani Reid). They all sound the same.” Aug 24, 21:31
Young Lochinvar on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Strange how she didn’t mention Messr McCrone to explain how we bought the bulk of all those slightly smaller fish…” Aug 24, 21:20
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Fish supper eh? I thought her man preferred Chinese.” Aug 24, 21:09
Calum on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “OMG, I can feel my intelligence shrinking in response to such utter pish. Well done Slab on reminding us that…” Aug 24, 20:58
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenews/23018965.20-000-excess-deaths-scotland-linked-tory-austerity-policies/ “Scots researchers have calculated that between 2012-2019, almost 335,000 more people died than would have been expected across the…” Aug 24, 20:56
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “They should show someone ordering a fish supper, then getting a spam fritter because the guy in the queue in…” Aug 24, 20:56
msean on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aye,it pools in London then shared by their rules.We can do better ourselves.” Aug 24, 20:54
willie on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Busted flush of a party bereft of any policy and beholden too to mother Labour Great Britain. The days of…” Aug 24, 20:47
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Good spot. Fuck all about the dualling of the A96 too.” Aug 24, 20:41