The SNP now seem to be involved in some sort of competition where they dare each other to come up with the most blatant insult to their own members and/or the wider independence movement and see just how much they can get people to put up with.
First up was this drivel:
Humza Yousaf is leader of the SNP, a political party whose defining purpose – arguably its SOLE real purpose – is the pursuit of Scottish independence, but his “vision for Scotland” didn’t include a single mention of it.
Instead, Yousaf intends to spend the next three years on “equality”, “opportunity” and “community”, three meaningless buzzwords which every political party on Earth would claim to be in favour of. He might as well have identified his key values as kittens, lollipops and hugs.
Once again, we’re dismayed to report that we called it right. Because last night SNP MSP Mairi McAllan, officially representing the party on Question Time, told a weary audience in Fort William that that was precisely the case.
And readers, if ever a policy has been tested in battle and found wanting, it’s that one.
Just over a year ago, Shona Robison – then the Cabinet Secretary For Social Justice, now the Deputy First Minister – told the Scottish Parliament this:
There now follow some quotes from the media regarding the case of Andrew Miller, aka Amy George, who yesterday admitted the kidnap and repeated sexual abuse of an 11-year-old girl at his home in Galashiels earlier this year.
But we’ve subsequently noticed a number of attempts by various people to muddy the story by talking about a “draft” warrant request, implying that there was no improper delay. So we checked up, and thought you might like to know how the process works.
Alf Baird on All The Dirt From My Eyes: ““the workings of the state institutions in current-day Scotland” ..is indeed a subject requiring of careful consideration, especially given the…” May 28, 11:00
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Of course the ONS doesn’t take an institutional view of political questions, it collects, analyses and publishes data. So what…” May 28, 10:49
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““Unlike you, I’ve never tried “… pushing shite uphill.”” On the contrary, Northy. Most would conclude that’s an activity (hopefully…” May 28, 10:40
Kate on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “If only we could see front page headlines followed by a full investigation of the behaviour of SNP & especially…” May 28, 10:39
Nemisis Benn on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “It’s irrelevant whether the accounts are signed off by the Party Leader or the Treasurer – at least one person…” May 28, 10:38
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “I could be wrong, of course… there is always that remote possibility to be considered. But I think this is…” May 28, 10:38
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Unlike you, I’ve never tried “… pushing shite uphill.” Tell me, is it really a very difficult thing to do,…” May 28, 10:31
Geri on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Data shite in = data shite out. A. GERS has been admitted by various ex London MPs that it’s bullshit…” May 28, 10:29
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Ah, my bad. Of course! The ONS are “in on it”, all part of some grand Fanon-tastic conspiracy – in…” May 28, 10:25
Spartan 117 on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Keep digging and asking the awkward questions, Stu. As another commenter stated, it gives a good insight into the workings…” May 28, 10:24
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““The ONS hasn’t a clue…” On the contrary, I think the ONS knows exactly what it’s doing when it omits,…” May 28, 10:18
Tinto Chiel on Off-topic: “You’re lucky to be so near the coast to see all those divers. We stayed in a house over-looking “Anthrax…” May 28, 10:00
Northcode on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I believe that what Fanon is really doing here is trying to break a psychological chain. Colonised peoples are often…” May 28, 09:57
Captain Caveman on No Money Back, No Guarantee: ““I wouldn’t trust much of what the ONS has to say” Well, therein lies the problem, in a nutshell. “The…” May 28, 09:50
Northcode on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Conclusion This report looks at the social background of the people who run Scotland… Our research suggests that the top…” May 28, 09:35
TURABDIN on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “«To educate the masses politically does not mean, cannot mean, making a political speech. What it means is to try,…” May 28, 08:48
Andouillette on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Thick? Or devious? Maybe both. One thing I am sure of is endless paragraphs of “Oooh look, squirrels” from the…” May 28, 07:11
DavidT on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “It is hard to believe that Colin Beattie could have been paid for being the SNP treasurer all those years,…” May 28, 07:11
Aidan on No Money Back, No Guarantee: “Well here’s the good news Geri, the Office for National Statistics produces an extraordinary amount of high quality data through…” May 28, 07:00
robertkknight on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I’m not surprised it doesn’t resonate with the equally deluded and myopic types I imagine you speak to… all regular…” May 28, 04:59
gm on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Stuart McDonald is down as treasurer. My theory doesnae work then! They couldbae hae been that brassneckit.” May 28, 00:42
Young Lochinvar on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Izzie & 7.05 Is that, Izzie, the word coming down the line from the top to the party-before-country faithful? What…” May 28, 00:30
gm on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “If someone else had put themselves forward for selection that would look terrible. If no-one else wanted the job then…” May 28, 00:05
sarah on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I don’t know the facts, I just read somewhere about it. I got the impression that it wasn’t that the…” May 27, 23:51
sarah on Off-topic: “Hello, Peter! The time I saw the goldcrest was from a caravan which was in a wood and was right…” May 27, 23:38
gm on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Sarah. why on earth would a 70odd yr old man, who has gone through years of stress want to put…” May 27, 23:35
gm on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I don’t know but many of us were frustrated at the time it was taking and asked the same thing.…” May 27, 23:31
gm on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “Sarah, its strange indeed. I would put money on him retiring was shocked when i saw he was standing again.…” May 27, 23:28
Andrea on All The Dirt From My Eyes: “I tried to leave a comment a couple of hours ago, but it is not there, so I am trying…” May 27, 23:20