Even not-very-alert readers will have noticed that we’re taking a little summer holiday in the complete absence of any political events. Rest assured that we’re using the time to patrol Bath diligently for bears. But we couldn’t help noticing this on Twitter today.
Someone tweeted it to show that as late as summer 2020 the SNP was still soliciting money for what it called its “ring fenced Independence Referendum Campaign Fund”.
And the rest of it doesn’t pull many punches either. Let’s hope it’s just the first crack in the dam. The opportunity for the others in the party to find their courage is fast ebbing away, and history will be unmerciful if they don’t seize it.
Just for a change, let’s have a Friday-night competition!
Sharp-eyed readers will have noticed that former First Minister Alex Salmond is staging a show in the Spiegeltent at the Edinburgh Fringe next month, from 4-13 August.
You may even have seen a bit of online criticism from certain po-faced pseudonats about the fact that Salmond is sharing a platform with – gasp! – a Yoon, in the shape of the “last of the traditional Tories”, David Davis MP.
It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
Hannah Graf MBE (below, right, receiving the decoration from Prince William in 2019 for his “work updating LGBTQ policy in the British Army”) is a very strange fella.
Here are three recent newspaper stories. This one’s from two weeks ago:
A wealthy businessman, related to an SNP MP, is alleged to have donated tens of thousands of pounds in envelopes to the party which it is claimed have unlawfully not been recorded with the Electoral Commission.
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “I forgot about Geri – I wonder whether she got sectioned/remanded, or simply gave up?” Aug 26, 13:29
Mark Beggan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Alf Baird has been on this platform for a few years now and has repeated the same one-way crap. It’s…” Aug 26, 13:18
Captain Caveman on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““But Alf, you blame absolutely every problem that Scotland has on English immigrants. You’ve even written a book about it.”…” Aug 26, 11:31
James Che on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotlands resources, Scotlands taxes, and Scotland revenues, Scotlands land and sea are a Sovereign nations assest’s that belong to Scotland…” Aug 26, 10:58
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “But Alf, you blame absolutely every problem that Scotland has on English immigrants. You’ve even written a book about it.” Aug 26, 10:57
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “There are numerous, very high quality pieces of work that have considered the decline in mortality rates and recognised the…” Aug 26, 10:55
Alf Baird on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Guid ane Northcode. Aye, e’en the dugs doon the close ken the colonized fowk haes tae “mimic the colonizer” (Fannon)…” Aug 26, 10:51
Alf Baird on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““You are a fucking child.” Colonial ideology applies such “adult and the infantile” rhetoric to make the colonizer’s “presence seem…” Aug 26, 10:45
Northcode on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““So a’m walkin’ doon Sauchiehall Street the ither day, right? Sun’s oot, folk millin’ aboot, aw that. And a see…” Aug 26, 10:34
James Che on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Should Scotland ask where its parliament was for three hundred years? Should Scotland ask how the State of Great Britain…” Aug 26, 10:26
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Smearing the integrity of researchers does your case no good. This is my last post on the subject. Loopstra 2017…” Aug 26, 10:19
James Che on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Both England and Scotland have to remain Sovereign independent Countries for Great Britain to Exist. There can be no Devolved…” Aug 26, 10:18
Mark Beggan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “You live an a fantasy world that you control in your wee head. You are a fucking child.” Aug 26, 10:17
Alf Baird on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “There ye go again Hatey, blaming Scotland’s high energy costs on Ru**ia and everything else on immigrants. When we aw…” Aug 26, 10:08
James Che on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “The bank of England is just that, it was never the bank of Scotland Wales and Ireland. And No Scots…” Aug 26, 10:04
Aidan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “It’s very clear that the research is heavily ideologically driven, consider just some of the statements from one of the…” Aug 26, 08:29
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““The estimation of excess deaths attributed to austerity in the UK from 2010 to 2019 involves a comparison of observed…” Aug 26, 08:25
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “An interesting analysis of your leccy bills and an explanation of why they will almost certainly be higher in 2030…” Aug 26, 08:11
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aidan, Labelling research as “ideological” without any evidence is what you have done. There was no “natural limit” to live…” Aug 26, 07:44
Young Lochinvar on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Could the lawyers on here cruising silently beneath the surface as opposed to those pretending to be lawyers comment on…” Aug 26, 00:11
Mark Beggan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “If Charles had fallen on the field and the ringleaders were hung the outcome for the rest may have been…” Aug 25, 22:56
agentx on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “” Transparency campaigner Benjamin Harrop wrote to the force seeking the written statement Ms Sturgeon made to officers after she…” Aug 25, 22:53
Mark Beggan on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “The Geneva convention had not been written at that time. Without trying to be being contentious, what else did they…” Aug 25, 22:41
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “C’moan boys, let’s see a fight over who gets possession of the Baton Of Erudition. Twat H is ancient, but…” Aug 25, 22:40
GM on Before Action: “Burning the quangos to the ground, man I would love to be here to witness it.” Aug 25, 21:58