It is our solemn duty to inform readers that deranged, shovel-handed Scottish Greens member and known associate of rapists and paedophiles Scott “Heather” Herbert has taken the hump at a Wings article from yesterday in which he was satirically featured.
He filed a malicious false copyright claim with YouTube which resulted in a silent video clip from the article showcasing his comically gigantic man-hands being scheduled for deletion, despite Herbert owning no copyright in the video (it’s the property of TalkTV, who have raised no objections to it) and having no legal standing to file any complaint.
But YouTube’s abysmal automated structures operate on the basis that all complaints are intrinsically valid, and allow absolutely no way for Wings to appeal this decision.
He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
Hannah Graf MBE (below, right, receiving the decoration from Prince William in 2019 for his “work updating LGBTQ policy in the British Army”) is a very strange fella.
Here are three recent newspaper stories. This one’s from two weeks ago:
A wealthy businessman, related to an SNP MP, is alleged to have donated tens of thousands of pounds in envelopes to the party which it is claimed have unlawfully not been recorded with the Electoral Commission.
Tuesday’s front page headline in The National was roughly the political equivalent of introducing yourself to your new next-door neighbour by saying “Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Jimmy from No.22 and it definitely wasn’t me who killed your cat last night”.
Humza Yousaf’s great masterplan of an independence strategy is imploding faster than the OceanGate Titan, and scarcely any less disastrously. And unless you’re one of the colleagues, family or friends of the tragic victims on board the doomed vessel, it’s even more painful to watch.
24 hours on, pretty much everyone seems to have come to the same conclusion (with the assistance of briefings from the FM himself) about Humza Yousaf’s “independence strategy” as the one Wings saw immediately yesterday, namely that he’s taken Nicola Sturgeon’s flawed version of a de-facto referendum and made it even less credible.
In as far as they’re talking about it at all, anyway.
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Wheesht, sam, what does it matter what the figures are? Northy’s objective is to establish that anybody disagreeing with his…” Jun 29, 13:29
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““no one wants SOSHALISZM, which CAN NEVER EVER WORk” You got that bit right. Well done you. You’ll be one…” Jun 29, 13:21
sam on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Northcode, Your figures cannae be right. 1.5 million Scots are not identifying as British and Scots. It’s not half a…” Jun 29, 12:55
Colin Dawson on The Guilty Party: “Some did, but not all. It would be interesting to see a history of the “Good Guys” campaign as it…” Jun 29, 12:46
Spartan 117 on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Mental, isn’t it. Your summary of what is now regarded as “feminism” is indeed accurate. It is a nilhistic misanthropic…” Jun 29, 12:38
Northcode on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Call it what you like – a unification, a partnership, a marriage, a merger, a fusion, a joining, an alliance,…” Jun 29, 12:13
Confused on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “some stories of note sure; whatever you say jack … https://archive.ph/MtIdp – just keep the pump and dump going there…” Jun 29, 12:04
Confused on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I am currently gathering contributions for venezuelan earthquake victims. – the money will be ring-fenced through my amazon account. in…” Jun 29, 12:02
Peter Campbell on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “The police wouldn’t submit a report to COPFS on someone they thought wasn’t guilty of a crime. They would only…” Jun 29, 11:30
Southernbystander on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Illuminati? Very small fry. Everything leads back to the madness inducing Nyarlathotep, a deity horrible beyond anything you can imagine,…” Jun 29, 10:54
Alf Baird on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““who has the power over the police and COPFS” This would appear to be the UK ‘interior ministry’ otherwise known…” Jun 29, 10:47
James Che on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “They are all under one Colonial State umbrella, “The Scotland Act , including arrangement of votes and voting system.” Jun 29, 10:21
David Miller on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Murrell was the fall guy Sturgeon,Swinney.Beattie .Osawld and the rest of the Corrupt cabal are covering each others backs but…” Jun 29, 10:19
Spartan 117 on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Judging from the last 30+ years of British politics and the apparent deliberate self-harm continuously inflicted deliberately on the population,…” Jun 29, 09:35
Casper on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I am pleased to know….many will not be sleeping well right now. Has your readership peaked lately….?” Jun 29, 09:28
Grace Green on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I have personal experience of criminal corruption by Johnston Carmichael aided by lawyers, sheriffs and civil servants. I have been…” Jun 29, 09:15
Shug on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “The questions that follows is who has the power over the police and COPFS to make them align their stories…” Jun 29, 09:03
100%Yes on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “David McAdam, Good question but its one of many the rest of us have been asking ourselves. Is whole fiasco…” Jun 29, 09:01
David McAdam on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Can someone answer what the SNP Auditors for all the years of the Peter Murrell embezzlement were doing? I know…” Jun 29, 08:36
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “So unkind, YL. I’ve merely observed, on several occasions, that your finest work is published after 2 AM. If you…” Jun 29, 07:33
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““it’s little wonder they’re unable to grasp postcolonial theory” Of course, you, Alf, Northy, and many others on here all…” Jun 29, 07:19
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Ah, c’moan noo. If we all lost our jobs, just because we turned up at work with a transponder aerial…” Jun 29, 07:11
Young Lochinvar on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “HMcH Tried to reply earlier, it just didn’t appear, and I know posts at this time upset you so very…” Jun 29, 01:01
Saffron Robe on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Excellent comment, Achnababan, which I wholeheartedly agree with. However, I wouldn’t say that there is a significant number of MSPs…” Jun 29, 00:15
Oneliner on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “How naive. So the Holyrood spad who was caught with a transponder aerial in his gusset was acting independently. Where…” Jun 28, 23:56
Rob on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “We are descending down the conspiracy rabbit hole now.] If you raise something the “british state” doesn’t like you will…” Jun 28, 23:24
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “The references to Scotland’s illustrious history as a Kingdom under a long and noble line of Scottish Kings and Queens…” Jun 28, 22:16
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Whispers in the shadows. “The swirl of a cape. Masked figures, partially seen in the gloom beneath smashed streetlights. The…” Jun 28, 22:07
sarah on Off-topic: “@ Tinto, I thought Cape Verde’s example was an obvious one for Scotland to follow – their defenders and midfield…” Jun 28, 22:00
Young Lochinvar on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Tomorrows anniversary of note; Battle of Buittle (near Dalbeattie) in 1308. Bruce’s fortunes were on the up and the fictional…” Jun 28, 21:54
