The announcement that the Scottish Government would seek the uncontested legal right to hold a second independence referendum met with an outpouring of rage and ignorance from the massed ranks of the UK media that was in one sense entirely predictable yet still startling in its fury and ferocity.
Most prominent was the assertion, stated as fact by every pundit and broadcaster – including those required by law to be fair and impartial – that a second referendum would be conducted in the environment of a significantly worse economic case.
And that’s a remarkable claim, because the indisputable fact is that nobody has the slightest clue what the economic case for No will be.
We haven’t said much about the huge furore whipped up by the Guardian in recent days around spurious allegations of racism/online abuse by supporters of Scottish independence, made first by Sadiq Khan and then by a deranged “Better Together” activist who also thinks all vegans are racist (or something).
Partly that’s because we covered the initial speech by Khan and the fallout from it pretty extensively, and partly because we didn’t want to feed the Guardian’s clickbait.
However, when the activist who was allegedly “hounded off Twitter” in fear for her life – fear caused by supposed comments that nobody has actually seen – miraculously recovered her bravery less than a week later (coincidentally just in time for the launch of her book), we thought it was probably time someone started keeping some records.
As alert readers will know, one of the primary purposes of this website isn’t just to tell people when the Scottish and UK media is lying to them, but to teach readers how to spot that for themselves. And one of the keys to learning that is to ask yourself what a story in the press is leaving out as well as what it’s telling you.
So last week, when several newspapers went on an orgy of shock-horror reporting about SNP MPs’ expenses – focusing mostly on aeroplane flights and only quoting figures for a small handful of MPs who’d allegedly been claiming far more taxpayers’ money than their Unionist predecessors – alarm bells started ringing everywhere.
And just as we’ve taught them to, Wings readers leapt into action to do the hard work that Scotland’s professional journalists don’t want to do, in order to provide Scots with the facts that the media doesn’t want them to know.
It’s long been a bone of contention for Scots – and not just nationalists – that the UK government, by common agreement, wasted the vast wealth windfall of the North Sea on funding Margaret Thatcher’s 1980s programme of deliberate de-industrialisation, mass unemployment, huge tax cuts for the wealthy and bribes to the working class in the form of Right To Buy.
It did so rather than investing the proceeds in a sovereign wealth fund, as demanded by the SNP (and some elements of Labour) and practiced in Norway, whose fund – only set up in 1990 – is now a literal embarrassment of riches.
But the reality is even worse than that. Because according to a 2015 report by the National Resource Governance Institute that’s just come to our attention, the truth is that if the UK had managed its North Sea treasure better, it could have done both.
Fear and lies work. Over many decades (and really for centuries) the Unionist parties and the media have succeeded in persuading a large percentage of Scots that they’re beggars, scroungers, vagrants and “subsidy junkies” dependent on the ever-generous charity of England to keep them from starvation.
And in terms of the facts, that hasn’t always been an easy sell.
We originally wrote this article in March, in response to the Government Expenditure and Revenue Scotland (better known as GERS) figures for 2014-15. We’ve updated it to take account of events since that time, of which there’s been one rather major one.
Today saw the publication (just five months after the 2014-15 GERS) of the 2015-16 stats, which are again triggering a convulsive orgy of “BLACK HOLE!” articles across the media, as every Unionist in the land falls over themselves to portray their own country as a useless scrounging subsidy junkie without actually using the exact words “too wee, too poor, too stupid”.
And once again, everywhere you look there’s a “Proud Scot” screaming about how the figures – showing an essentially unchanged “deficit” despite an almost £2bn fall in oil revenue – destroy a case for independence that those same people have spent most of the last four years stridently insisting never existed in the first place.
If your only source of news was the mainstream media, you could be forgiven for thinking that the consensus in the EU regarding an independent Scotland was bleak. Spain would, we’re told endlessly, veto Scotland’s place in the EU out of hand, and so, allegedly, would France.
And when Scotland’s First Minister went to Brussels after the referendum vote to meet with EU officials in regards to Scotland’s membership, we were told that this bold act of outreach fell on deaf ears.
The language of the press was hostile bordering on sadistic. The First Minister, acting to secure the democratic will of the people of Scotland, was apparently “running out of friends” and had to “beg” Ireland to help us out.
The reality, readers will be astonished to hear, is somewhat different.
The short version is “Everything Tony Blair said was a lie”. The full report can be read in 58 sections at the inquiry’s website here, but in the quite likely event that it gets swamped today we’ve uploaded the entire thing as a single convenient RAR file here.
[EDIT: individual sections now compiled into the print version’s 12 volumes.]
[EDIT 24 August 2016: This article has now been updated here.]
It’s Sunday, so there is of course one last convulsive orgy of “BLACK HOLE!” articles in all the papers, as every Unionist hack and pundit in the land falls over themselves to portray their own country as a useless scrounging subsidy junkie without actually using the exact words “too wee, too poor, too stupid”.
Everywhere you look there’s a “Proud Scot” screaming about how Scottish revenue this year being 1% lower than it was last year has comprehensively demolished a case for independence that those same people have spent most of the last four years stridently insisting never existed in the first place.
So before everyone moves on to a new “SCOTLAND BAD” next week, we thought it was worth a short recap of what we’ve learned about a devolved Scotland’s financial books this week.
This week Scottish Labour have been attacking the SNP’s rather timid plans for the reform of Council Tax, which is an entirely fair and legitimate opposition pursuit.
But as is their wont, Kezia Dugdale’s branch office just can’t help overplaying their hand and doing it in a highly dishonest way.
Newspaper sales figures in Scotland now come out in a patchy and unco-ordinated sort of way, with different frequencies and at different times of year, so we thought it’d be worth collecting them together for easy reference.
The numbers below are the most recent figures for each title that we know of – for papers classed as “national” that means November last year, and for those counted as “regional” (which includes the Scotsman and Herald titles) it’s this month.
Figures have all been rounded to the nearest 100, and increase/decrease stats refer in all cases to the corresponding sales for one year previously.
Since the astonishing election of 56 SNP MPs to the UK Parliament last May, the Unionist media – suddenly deprived of a whole contacts book full of friendly Scottish Labour bench-warmers ready to feed it cosy stories over a boozy expenses lunch in Whitehall – has raked through every bin and gutter in the land looking for anything (however pathetic) that it can try to puff up, distort, and rope into service as “dirt” on each of the Nat members, in an attempt to discredit them and the party.
So let’s just have a little look in here and – YIKES!
James Gardner on The Unbargain Bin: “Susan Aitken hus wan tae…..” Nov 24, 00:11
Astonished on The Unbargain Bin: “Mac – Superb. Laughing my socks off.” Nov 23, 22:31
Astonished on The Unbargain Bin: “I am really hoping that one becomes a reality.” Nov 23, 22:28
sarah on The Unbargain Bin: “O/T Has anyone seen the latest Inde-Car you tube? Someone is getting excited because apparently Inde-Car says we’ll be independent…” Nov 23, 22:14
SteepBrae on The Unbargain Bin: “A Tangled Web Anonymous” Nov 23, 21:29
Young Lochinvar on The Unbargain Bin: “Yes They are certainly having their own wee Bud Light/ Democrats/ Jaguar/ NuSNP/ S Greens (aka the Khymer Vert) moment…” Nov 23, 21:16
Mac on The Unbargain Bin: “Tinker, Tailor, Tr@it0r, Cunt. By Angus Le Robertson.” Nov 23, 20:56
Young Lochinvar on The Unbargain Bin: “There have been some clever belters today but this one is my favourite.” Nov 23, 20:18
Dumbarton Rock on The Unbargain Bin: “Well if you put your brain in gear, maybe you’d be able to work it out. You could start with…” Nov 23, 20:13
Mark Beggan on The Unbargain Bin: “The case of the pregnant man. How to be a legend in your own toilet. And other stories Forwarded by…” Nov 23, 19:50
SteepBrae on The Unbargain Bin: “I Vow To Thee, My Country by Murray Foote” Nov 23, 19:32
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: “from the “I do not recall” series: “50 ways of deflecting a question” and from the “Professional dentistry” series: “how…” Nov 23, 19:24
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: ““Mission betrayal” Series Part 1: “The Stone of Destiny giveaway” by Humza Yousaf” Nov 23, 19:11
Oneliner on The Unbargain Bin: “The Fundlimundals of Politics: Jim Murphy Leak House: Liz Lloyd The Puppeteer’s Manual: Angus Robertson Scotland’s GDP – The Audited…” Nov 23, 19:10
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “Why was I deported and ridiculed, by Maggie Chapman/he/her/them/those” Nov 23, 18:05
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “The disappearing magic money trick performed and written by Nicoliar Amoral” Nov 23, 18:00
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “Chris another belter of a toon , but you have serious competition on the book titles ,trust WOS readers and…” Nov 23, 17:55
TURABDIN on The Unbargain Bin: “HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO EMBRACE MY INNER UNIONIST. Baroness STURGEON of Dreghorn. Oy veh!” Nov 23, 17:54
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: ““The Ermine Scavenger” By Iain Blackford” Nov 23, 17:27
Republicofscotland on The Unbargain Bin: “So the greedy troughing treacherous b*stard Stephen Flynn – has now ruled out sticking his snout into two troughs one…” Nov 23, 17:25
Tenruh on The Unbargain Bin: “Liz Lloyd Mission Accomplished” Nov 23, 17:23
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: “New titles from “The Mole Apprentice Series” : “The mystery of the hacked emails” and “The negative impact of verbal…” Nov 23, 17:18
Frank Gillougley on The Unbargain Bin: “Dear 100%, the point is that satire is as close to the truth as you’ll get these days by showing…” Nov 23, 17:14
znovak on The Unbargain Bin: ““What is a woman? A Schroedinger cervix mystery.” by Starmer” Nov 23, 17:11
Republicofscotland on The Unbargain Bin: “You missed out the book titled Chris Cairns – Dodging Work on Saturday’s at Wings.” Nov 23, 17:08
George Ferguson on The Unbargain Bin: “Why Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Science is inappropriate by Nicola Sturgeon” Nov 23, 17:07
TURABDIN on The Unbargain Bin: “SLOW PENETRATION. by M. I. Phibes In certain quarters that might be a best seller. ” Nov 23, 16:58
Mark Beggan on The Unbargain Bin: “The Campervan Diaries Che Guivara” Nov 23, 16:53
sarah on The Unbargain Bin: “She’s a good pal of She Who Must Be Obeyed.” Nov 23, 16:48