Like an old man getting up for the fourth time in the middle of the night, the Scottish Government has squeezed out another little dribble of its legal advice in respect of the conduct of its shambolic investigation into false allegations against Alex Salmond.
And to push that gross analogy to its outermost limit, it must have found releasing one of the documents in particular as painful as passing a rather large kidney stone.
What puzzles many about the Alex Salmond situation is motive. It’s incredibly difficult for some Yes supporters to imagine any motive that could justify the awfulness of what Alex Salmond has been put through by his successor, and so they reject the whole idea of any sinister goings-on out of hand.
However, it’s far easier to understand what went on when you look at the personality of Nicola Sturgeon and her historical pattern of behaviour.
Because the core fact is that Sturgeon simply cannot bear to lose. She’s very single-minded, and doesn’t really adapt or regroup in the face of adversity. When events and new information make problems for her ideas and plans, she just keeps going – often creating more problems as she tries to force the plan back on track.
Sturgeon’s main priority – in common with most politicians – is to stay in power and to boost her own image and profile. We can look at some hot topics and her behaviour around them, and gain clear insights into what happened to Alex Salmond and why.
We’re only two-thirds of the way through Nicola Sturgeon’s evidence to the Fabiani inquiry, and there’s probably not much point in expressing our opinion on it because you could almost certainly have guessed what it was going to be. The First Minister has been disingenuous, evasive, defensive and at times outright dishonest.
But although we were expecting all of that, this truly shocked us:
That’s the First Minister flatly stating, under oath, that even now she doesn’t know who all the complainers are. And readers can make their own minds up about how credible a claim that is. But I can tell you this:
I know who they all are.
Craig Murray knows who they all are.
Every journalist who covered the trial knows who they all are.
(And we can reasonably assume their editors also know who they all are.)
In fact pretty much everyone who’s in any way connected to Scottish politics knows the identity of every single one of these women. If you’re willing to believe that we all do but Nicola Sturgeon doesn’t, well, fair enough. But also, I’m a Nigerian prince and I’d like to pass several million pounds through your bank account. Please get in touch.
Yesterday’s evidence session at the Fabiani inquiry had several standout moments, but by a narrow margin this was our favourite.
And just in case you were wondering, yes, that IS Scotland’s top prosecutor, the Lord Advocate, chief of the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service, James Wolffe QC, repeatedly refusing to tell an MSP whether or not it’s a criminal offence in Scotland to refuse to comply with a court-ordered search warrant.
So next time you’ve ramraided a load of iPads and the polis come knocking on your door asking if they can have a nosy around your attic for them, just tell them they can’t come in because it’s a matter of your motivations.
We’ll say one thing for Police Scotland – when it comes to Freedom Of Information requests, dealing with them compared to the Scottish Government or Crown Office is a breath of fresh air. Responses tend to be reasonably swift and you actually get some straight answers, like these.
And in this case they’re pretty remarkable answers.
We’re just watching today’s session of the Fabiani inquiry, featuring the Lord Advocate, the Crown Agent and the Principal Crown Counsel. There’s been an extremely long preamble from both Fabiani and James Wolffe mainly concerned with the anonymity order passed by Lady Dorrian during (not before) Alex Salmond’s trial, which is the foundation stone of everything crooked that’s happened around the Salmond case.
The order – and for clarity we make no suggestion whatsoever that this was its intent – is the basis for every piece of evidence that’s been suppressed in the inquiry, and for the prosecutions of Mark Hirst, Craig Murray and others, and also for the threats of prosecution issued to this site, The Spectator and to Alex Salmond himself, preventing him giving his evidence in full to the inquiry.
And we couldn’t help wondering how different things would have been, how much less damage would have been done to the integrity and credibility of the entire Scottish political and legal establishment, if it hadn’t been for this guy.
(Doleman was not prosecuted for actually naming one of the women, although Craig Murray still awaits a verdict, five weeks after his trial, which could see him imprisoned for up to two years for merely allegedly hinting at their identities.)
Without the order, it would have been perfectly lawful for people to discuss the names of the complainers – whose allegations the jury found to be false – after the trial. It would have been possible for people to know, and form an opinion based on, who they were and who they were connected to and what the “plan” they were “mulling” was.
But because it isn’t, Scotland has been turned into a laughing stock – a byword for ham-fisted corruption and malice – the independence movement has been torn in two, and the Scottish Government itself may yet collapse.
So, y’know, thanks for all of that, James. Great job.
Iain Lawson’s fine blog today reveals that Nicola Sturgeon has already taken it upon herself to answer Jim Sillars’ complaint from Thursday – which was sent to Permanent Secretary Leslie Evans, not to the First Minister – about her breaking the Ministerial Code by casting doubt on the jury’s verdicts in the Alex Salmond trial.
It’s certainly an innovative approach to justice – we presume that if we were to murder someone tomorrow the police would now simply forward the allegations to us and allow us to find ourselves not guilty without any external input.
But it was the precise nature of Nicola Sturgeon’s self-acquittal that really left us with an uneasy feeling about the current state of Scotland.
From 12.30 this afternoon, Alex Salmond will attempt to tell the people of Scotland the truth about what happened to him in the last two years – a grave injustice which saw an innocent man have his reputation dragged through the gutter, be placed under incredible personal stress, be left greatly impoverished by proving his innocence, and then have the jury’s verdict endlessly traduced by the media and a gang of criminal conspirators protected from the consequences of their lies by lifelong anonymity.
His job will be a difficult one. Every single person in the room will be bitterly hostile to him – the four Unionist committee members because he’s Alex Salmond, and the others because he represents a deadly threat to the First Minister.
The inquiry’s convener – a woman sacked by Salmond years ago – will attempt to prevent him from presenting large swathes of evidence, despite having made him swear to tell “the whole truth”. The SNP members will try to run down the four-hour session with questions designed to only deflect from the real issue – the actions and behaviour of the Scottish Government. Andy Wightman will probably just cry.
We’ll be extremely surprised if there aren’t some attempts to slyly re-try Mr Salmond and paint him as a guilty man who cheated justice, and to drag up salacious details of the allegations in an effort to smear him in front of the cameras.
We believe Alex Salmond will be more than equal to the task.
When the Faculty Of Advocates – the most senior body of lawyers/QCs in the country – is handing out barely-veiled smackdowns like this to the First Minister, then you know you’re in some pretty uncharted jungle.
I had hoped that Stewart Stevenson, the new National Secretary and convener of the Conferences Committee, would be similarly inclined.
In summary, my endeavours have been ignored.
In the three months since our election (supposedly more than halfway towards a spring conference), and despite repeated emails, documents and requests for meetings, the Conferences Committee has never been convened.
As a result I have resigned from both the committee and the SNP, and the reasons for my doing so are outlined below.
Cynicus on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““No comment”. Great double entendre, Alf. Response to the Rev. & Sturgeon tribute act rolled into one!” Jul 14, 13:22
TURABDIN on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Read two articles in the Guardian written within the last few weeks, one about a solar energy producer in south…” Jul 14, 13:08
Aidan on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “You’re right Northcode, Alf has published his book and so if any of us wanted to explore the theme of…” Jul 14, 13:01
Bobo bunny on Step One: “You think voting for a unionist party is going to further the cause of Scottish independence? Ur ye daft?!” Jul 14, 12:57
Cynicus on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “If Nicola Sturgeon swore, on oath , that she was lying – should we believe her?” Jul 14, 12:38
sam on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““The Falklands saga encapsulates every major theme of 21st-century geopolitics: energy competition, climate vulnerability, historical memory wars, and the tension…” Jul 14, 12:21
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““…if he posted on a range of subjects rather than repeatedly posting the same thing over and over again…” The…” Jul 14, 12:15
Confused on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “yeah, Alf to STFU about colonisation … if the rev SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT TRANNIES, no one gives a…” Jul 14, 11:43
Confused on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “there’s not a lot of engineering or physics in the brains trust round here – caveman does not understand the…” Jul 14, 11:40
Confused on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Bobby Moore was a thief. Never forget. Just like all his kind … wherever wood floats … And the malvinas.…” Jul 14, 11:36
Aidan on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I’m sure there might be more of an accommodation of the professor if he posted on a range of subjects…” Jul 14, 11:30
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Heh! Literally the very next post, Northy to the rescue of his idol. Like I said. Zero self awareness. None.” Jul 14, 11:27
sam on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Gaun yersel, Northcode. it’s about more than fitba, innit. https://japanhistory.github.io/falkland-islands-history/ “Unlike most contested territories, the Falklands present an unusual historical…” Jul 14, 11:19
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Yeah, Baird, shut the fuck up… anyone would think this is a Scottish independence supporting blog the way you bang…” Jul 14, 11:12
Northcode on Step One: ““… being genuinely appreciative of someone’s exceptional efforts and achievements…” BOAK! Dinnae forgit to doff yer bunnet. Tell me… is…” Jul 14, 11:09
Captain Caveman on Step One: ““If there are any unionists out there who might be feeling weary and weak… look to the ‘Reverend in Yer…” Jul 14, 10:43
BLMac on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Sturgeon’s collaboration with Gove raises a question or two. Gove is one of the slimiest of the ‘proud Scot but’…” Jul 14, 10:42
Northcode on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I find myself caught up in the excitement generated by excessively topical World Cup madness – “No Scotland, No Party”,…” Jul 14, 10:42
Northcode on Step One: ““Most reasoning readers will conclude that the owner of a blog site is right.” First, I wasn’t responding to the…” Jul 14, 09:57
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Heh. Amusingly enough, Hatey, our excitable, puffed up, endlessly verbose friend “Jay” is of precisely the same “ideologically captured, witless…” Jul 14, 09:57
Wally Jumblatt on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “I think it’s really good to see that Nicola has hitched her star to the outstanding Anwar. Between them they…” Jul 14, 09:55
Hatey McHateface on Step One: “Because the rule is: Conclusion first, evidence second, or not at all when it contradicts the conclusion.” Jul 14, 09:45
TURABDIN on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “POWER & MONEY, the danse macabre whose rhythms politicians, businessmen and the like just cannot resist. Trump is the current…” Jul 14, 09:43
Hatey McHateface on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Cheers, CC. I can only reply because Rev Jay has generously granted prior authorisation. The Guardian states that it was…” Jul 14, 09:41
Chas on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “Best thing you have ever written Stu. I would however suggest that a day is far too short.” Jul 14, 09:38
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: “@James Blair Yes, that pretty much mirrors my own take on these things. Rev Stu deserves huge credit for shedding…” Jul 14, 09:31
Captain Caveman on The Unstoppable Lie Machine: ““… they’ll have time to reflect on the wisdom of those who counselled against tying a modern country’s power supplies…” Jul 14, 09:23