I am greatly honoured to have been targeted for censorship in the same weekend as two great artists as rightly esteemed as Salman Rushdie and Jerry Sadowitz. (Though thankful to have not yet been violently physically attacked for my views, as both have.)
To be honest, I was amazed my most recent Twitter account lasted three months. I set it up in May for the sole purpose of a throwaway rude reply to Darren “Loki” McGarvey and Kenny Farquharson of The Times, expecting it to be banned within hours, then somehow it had thousands of followers and I figured I might as well have a bit of fun with it for however long it lasted against the barrage of shrieking outrage and mass organised complaints from the SNP Twitler Youth.
Which turned out to be until Saturday night.
Twitter has declined to identify who I supposedly incited the harassment of, or to offer any examples of the offending tweets. Obviously I did no such thing, but it’s good to know that “in order to ensure that people feel safe expressing diverse opinions and beliefs on our platform”, only some opinions and beliefs may be expressed.
Which even in the hopelessly politically-debased world of the modern Scottish judiciary might be one of the most extraordinary miscarriages of justice in the nation’s history.
As you can see, she’s part of the hyperwoke “Aberdeen Independence Movement” faction which recently took it upon itself to issue a “code of conduct” for independence campaigners, demanding that everyone in the Yes movement should debate things:
By now Wings readers will likely have already seen today’s events in the House Of Commons, where Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle completely lost his rag at Alba MPs (and Wings contributors) Kenny MacAskill and Neale Hanvey for protesting against the UK government’s refusal to respect Scotland’s mandate for an independence referendum.
‘Get them out’ demand Tory benches as Speaker Lindsay Hoyle orders ALBA MPs Neale Hanvey and Kenny MacAskill out of the chamber for heckling Boris Johnson. #pmqspic.twitter.com/RiADdSwKZA
Every one of the SNP’s MPs, meanwhile, sat meekly on their hands and didn’t squeak a single word of protest even as the Speaker flagrantly disregarded the House’s rules and subsequently improperly suspended the two Alba members for a week.
You know how the SNP are always going on about how bad the Tories are and how urgently we need to get rid of them? Well, it turns out they don’t want that to happen for at least a couple of years. They just want a different Tory as Prime Minister, even though they keep telling us that Boris Johnson is the greatest recruiting sergeant for independence there could be.
One might almost imagine that once every Parliament, a drawing of lots is conducted at The Times’ offices in Scotland and the loser is obliged to write this column, on pain of a ceremonial debagging and a jolly good paddling with an old cricket bat from all the other chaps in the newsroom.
Perhaps the fear is playing tricks with Alex Massie’s memory.
We were sent something disturbing recently. It’s from a training course civil servants are being sent on by the Scottish Government.
As you can see, one of the sites that staff are directed to is something called The Trans Language Primer. We thought you should see some of its content.
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““the reason why Scotland is currently missing out on investment” …is because much if not most of the wealth of…” Jul 26, 09:56
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “sam is never going to allow that the enormous increases in immigrant populations this century could have any effects on…” Jul 26, 09:52
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits of Scotland are on fire. And the two separate…” Jul 26, 09:37
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““one of the most economically powerful devolved parliaments in the world, compared to federal systems like Germany and Switzerland.” Aye,…” Jul 26, 09:32
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aiden, If you genuinely knew this, you would realise that the Scottish people within Scotland are indeed Sovereign and independent…” Jul 26, 09:26
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:01 am Fist an un-pronounceable name and now this. Now who doesn’t like…” Jul 26, 09:20
sam on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Alf, it did occur to me that you might have met Margaret and Jim Cuthbert. If they were willing they…” Jul 26, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Oddly enough, it was just towards the end of last week that I listened to the Welsh FM on the…” Jul 26, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be far greater” Even that claim…” Jul 26, 08:49
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aye, Auld Lochnagar. If Wally W. Walrus can just get his flailing flippers around double quotes, the academically accepted way…” Jul 26, 08:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The Crown laws of England / Wales / irelands UK parliament do apply to England wales and Ireland. However the…” Jul 26, 08:35
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that Scotland doesn’t have the highest electricity prices in the UK, either for unit rate or…” Jul 26, 08:23
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thank you – we know this now, so there won’t be a need to make any further posts on this…” Jul 26, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Cheers, James. TBQH I was immensely put out at the lack of reaction to my observing that the UN Decolonisation…” Jul 26, 08:05
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Which contrasts with the eloquent and informative contributions by you fat stinker?” Jul 26, 07:59
Aidan on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Not a single measure described above would do anything to increase GDP on an overall or per capita basis. It…” Jul 26, 07:35
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The parliament for England / Wales / Ireland did not renew or remake a new treaty with Scotland after the…” Jul 26, 07:27
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Anas Sarwar is already a official parliamentary member of the England – Wales and Irelands Great Britains UK parliament with…” Jul 26, 07:17
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “There is no UK other than the parliament for England and Wales making an agreement with the parliament of Ireland…” Jul 26, 06:58
Young Lochinvar on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “CC @ 11.39 Well hold on there Bald Eagle! “Scotland was doing much of the colonis1NG before and after the…” Jul 26, 00:06
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Worth repeating the fact that even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be…” Jul 25, 23:01
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Thanks for this Sam. I’ve met Mr and Mrs Cuthbert who are a tremendous asset to Scotland with their expert…” Jul 25, 22:15
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Dan; on the “money” as always, what the Unionist Wallopers don’t want the Scotch to see: JOHN JAPPY As a…” Jul 25, 22:02
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “So. The WALLOPERS have spoken. Take note, Scotch folk; you’ve never had it so good. Scotchland is the richest country…” Jul 25, 21:07
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “So. Precious tactics failing, the new 77th tactic is “swamping”? Endless reams of unionist “shite” vomited up ad nauseam by…” Jul 25, 20:53
James on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““Please note: “The Vow” did not break the law.” “Analysts from the Scottish Parliament Information Centre concluded that the fiscal…” Jul 25, 20:43