Wings has been regularly pointing out for the last 11-and-a-half years that by far the most reliable indicator of who’s going to win an election isn’t voting-intention polls, but “Who would make the best Prime/First Minister?” polls.
So the SNP should be really really alarmed about this.
Everyone’s having a lot of fun with the farcical Hate Crime Act that will finally come into operation in Scotland in just a couple of weeks’ time, fittingly on April Fools’ Day.
There’s a Calvin And Hobbes cartoon we like to post on social media when someone’s got themselves in such a pickle that they’re just flailing around desperately firing off every slogan, argument or insult they can think of to get themselves out of it.
Many things about the session are disturbing, not least the incredibly one-sided nature of both the witnesses and the committee, none of whom seem to have even a token interest in challenging the claims of the witnesses, however absurd or contentious (eg that praying for someone is basically a form of torture).
The Scottish Government have just launched yet another nanny-state “healthy eating” intervention, and to be honest, readers, the cheap-shot open goals just queued up.
Our first instinct was to do a simple picture gallery of some of the insatiable pie-hounds squeezing their expenses-fed backsides onto the groaning, creaking benches and chairs of the Holyrood and Westminster parliaments, such as Kirsten “Elbows” Oswald (pictured above, slumped back under the sheer weight of her neck) – so known to other MPs because you get between her and a buffet at grave peril to your ribcage.
(And no, we’re not telling you which ones told us that.)
More than three months have passed since Alex Salmond launched a lawsuit against the Scottish Government for its grotesquely botched handling of false allegations of sexual misconduct against him.
With Scottish politics currently in a completely moribund state, as the party of government disintegrates shambolically and the main opposition party keeps its mouth shut and its head down in an attempt to not destroy its newfound and extremely fragile status as a credible alternative, one might imagine that the political media would be desperate for the case to get under way and provide them with some juicy content.
So it’s slightly surprising that none of them has noticed the latest development.
We’re reluctant to even mention the farcical, embarrassing goings-on in the House Of Commons last night, but the very short version is that the SNP somehow contrived to save Keir Starmer from an embarrassing mass rebellion of Labour MPs.
And in so far as anyone cared about them at all, the people of Gaza were the losers.
As the long-running police probe into SNP finances continues, Wings received some slightly surprising news today in the form of an FOI response.
Based on reports from various trustworthy sources we’d expected to hear that the police side of the investigation was by this point winding down somewhat, with most matters of fact already established, detectives assigned to other duties and the ball now largely in the court of the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS).
Because we’re still more than two years out from the next Holyrood election, and it’s really hard to see how it’s going to pan out. So let’s throw some figures around.
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “It is a bit of a mixture though, Northcode. In 2008 when Andy Murray was seeking a grand slam at…” Jun 18, 10:49
Tinto Chiel on Response Level Upgrade: “@sam 6.42 p.m. “Incidentally that wonderful man and trade union leader, Jimmy Reid was telling all this to Glasgow Uni…” Jun 18, 10:19
Captain Caveman on Response Level Upgrade: “I’m the first to admit when England are shite – which they very frequently are – and even in this…” Jun 18, 10:13
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: ““Everybody knows the Scots and likes us, and they will all drink a dram with us to toast our freedom…” Jun 18, 10:01
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Many countries would quietly welcome an independent Scotland. There are several blocs where Scotland would be viewed favourably: A. In…” Jun 18, 09:58
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “The Daily Record tells us: ‘Jealous’ English fans have seven word message for Tartan Army in World Cup jibe’ “While…” Jun 18, 09:53
100%Yes on Response Level Upgrade: “I don’t care who wins as long as the SNP loses and loses big.” Jun 18, 09:46
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “What was it that Edward said? Alert readers can’t fail to notice that when the inveterate bleaters about the coloniser’s…” Jun 18, 09:23
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Big day, the day. I have the SNP (remember them?) to win in both Aberdeen and Arbroath. At politics (remember…” Jun 18, 08:33
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “That’s comedy gold fat stinker, I bet you’ve been seething and ranting about it all day. I see you’ve spent…” Jun 18, 08:12
Cynicus on Response Level Upgrade: “Alf Baird says: 17 June, 2026 at 10:10 pm ““Anglos” apparently colonising us and stealing everything” Well, who else has…” Jun 18, 01:25
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “LATEST! Slobodhan de whatever his name is; Croatian goalie confirmed in post match interview that; “Kane- ya, Ee eez, how…” Jun 17, 23:46
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “BREAKING! Engerlund beat Croatia after the ref spends half the match giving Harry Kane “go on have another go “old…” Jun 17, 23:24
Mark Beggan on Response Level Upgrade: “St James @ Just because your chums are in the big pokey and you are a bunch of terrible things.You…” Jun 17, 22:23
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: “““Anglos” apparently colonising us and stealing everything” Well, who else has been colonising us Scots and robbing our resources these…” Jun 17, 22:10
James on Response Level Upgrade: “Apologies SP, list was one short, almost forgot; agentx Wouldn’t like to leave anyone out.” Jun 17, 21:44
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “I put a tenner on the Lesbians to score draw. Any thoughts on the Thespians? Worth a flutter?” Jun 17, 20:25
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wally Walrus wails! When I said we Scots used to be smarter, I excluded you to keep the average up.” Jun 17, 20:21
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Are you sure you’re not in thrall to Bronze Age scribblings, Marie? You’re named after one of the people they…” Jun 17, 20:18
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Wally Walrus witters! Thatcher, eh? Get them to crane you out your bedroom window and stretch you out on a…” Jun 17, 20:07
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Ach, sam. Print your theories on sheets of A4 and take yourself off to Southport and other such ground zeroes.…” Jun 17, 19:57
James on Response Level Upgrade: “Site Prick; “the English have had to invest about ten times as much in the generation and distribution infrastructure as…” Jun 17, 19:53
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “Of course, in order to “steal” the leccy, the English have had to invest about ten times as much in…” Jun 17, 19:45
Young Lochinvar on Response Level Upgrade: “HMcH Well Hatey; Tell that to the pre existing incumbent resident Jebusites, Canaanites and Philistines! Not to mention Empires that…” Jun 17, 19:37
James on Response Level Upgrade: “I take it we have all seen the ‘UK’ ‘Google’ home page today? We don’t count. Vote Yoon. …..”come on,…” Jun 17, 19:30
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “How many millions of these people specifically came here in the sure and certain knowledge that our poverty is an…” Jun 17, 19:13