(And finally… #26)
If only someone would come and free us from the burden of these terrible riches.
For all the staggeringly impressive total to date, fewer than 500 of our 30,000+ readers have currently donated even a single £1 to our fundraising campaign. If you’re one of the other 29,500 – and statistically you almost certainly are – there’s a certain lion who wants a wee word with you this morning.
Because sometimes the story at the end of the news is just a nice feelgood one.