As it happens, one of the things that we’ve been occupying ourselves with during the current news drought is pulling together a post called “The SNPBAD Files”, collecting all the desperate smear and innuendo of the Unionist press as it systematically tries to discredit every one of the 56 SNP MPs elected last May.
Until last night we hadn’t been sure which had been the most pathetically dismal. Was it the MP who still did a few haircuts in his barber shop on Saturday afternoons? The one who bought a derelict London house many years before he was an MP, renovated it with his own hands and now sometimes stays there when working at Westminster, rather than charging expenses to the public for accommodation? Or perhaps the one who tweeted that he was opposed to the concept of monarchy, the foul monster?
As politics wakes up from the holidays, any readers still bothering to gaze at the pages of the Scottish media could be forgiven for a crushing sense of deja vu.
Alert readers may recall an incident last year in which the Scottish media got itself very worked up about some independence supporters threatening to boycott holiday company Barrhead Travel after its owner sent a barking-mad letter to staff about how the company would go out of business if Scotland voted Yes.
So we’re sure that you won’t be able to move later today and tomorrow for newspaper articles about something similar, but significantly worse, that happened this weekend.
Last night we ran a piece about a story in last week’s Daily Record in which a Scottish Labour official was given free rein to make an extended political attack on the SNP in the guise of a “business student” from the University of the West of Scotland, without his Labour identity being revealed, on the flimsy basis of a petition about college cuts with a few hundred signatures.
As it happens, another UWS student also has a petition doing the rounds at the moment. But it got treated rather differently by the Scottish press.
We’ve noted on more than one occasion that the spectacular SNP surge since the referendum appears to have completely unhinged much of the Scottish and UK press. Having pumped out a vast avalanche of hysterical coverage which utterly failed to stop the Scottish electorate returning 56 SNPs out of 59, the papers have responded to the rebuff by simply turning the volume up.
But even by those standards, today has been special.
Amazingly enough, the Scottish press today ISN’T wall-to-wall with stories about Baron McConnell of Glenscorrodale, UK peer and lawmaker, endorsing the “f***ing booting” of Conservative supporters at the weekend, in a striking contrast to when a young SNP candidate said similar but less offensive things some months ago.
(Lord McConnell’s friends were talking in the future tense about something they would do. Mhairi Black was talking in the past tense, about things which she HADN’T done.)
As far as we’ve seen, the small piece above in the Scottish Sun is the only coverage. (The Daily Record, as well as not reporting the McConnell comments at all, actually has another go at Mhairi Black instead.)
But we were having trouble recalling any “hate-filled violent mobs” (McConnell’s actual full quote) on the Yes/SNP side. And so was an alert reader who had a dig through the papers from the last couple of years.
At today’s First Minister’s Questions, the Scottish Labour deputy leader Kezia Dugdale launched into an ill-advised attack over an SNP candidate who’d made some foolish (but not especially outrageous) comments on Twitter in 2012. Rather than simply issuing the standard generic condemnation of abusive remarks, Nicola Sturgeon did so but also drew Dugdale’s attention to the beam in her own eye.
Labour activist, blogger, lawyer and regular BBC pundit Ian Smart (he hasn’t been seen on STV since accusing them repeatedly, without any evidence, of letting the SNP pre-approve all interview questions some time ago) is well known to readers of this blog. Bizarrely, however, Dugdale feigned ignorance of his activity.
To help her, we’ve compiled some of Mr Smart’s greatest hits.
As alert readers will already know, this site’s core long-term aim is to eventually render itself redundant, by showing people how to read between the lines, spot what isn’t being said and understand the various tricks that newspapers use in order to get the public to believe things that aren’t true without ever doing anything so crass (and more to the point, legally-actionable) as directly lying.
Today’s papers provide an especially clear-cut example.
That clip (from just past midnight on the BBC News channel) isn’t a bad starting-point summary of last night’s extraordinary story, except by our count the Telegraph’s piece was fourth-hand rather than third-hand.
(First-hand would have been Nicola Sturgeon. Second-hand would have been the ambassador. Third-hand would have been the consul-general. The civil servant – who doubted the story him/herself – is fourth-hand.)
This is also a pretty good primer. Now let’s get to the fun stuff.
Former Labour spindoctor Charlie Whelan in the Strathspey & Badenoch Herald:
Click to enlarge as Whelan segues seamlessly from terrible Scottish “nationalism” to racial genocide in Auschwitz, because, you know, Yes voters are all basically Nazis*.
*George Galloway’s comments (made in his capacity as a nominated representative of “Better Together”) from yesterday’s BBC “Big Big Debate” were edited out of the broadcast version. We’re sure it was just to keep the running time tight.
Lorn on The shifting sands of memory: “Mia: no, I agree that the Claim of Right has not fallen into desuetude. There are and have always been…” May 22, 13:08
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “Alf, Indeed Alf, they are projecting anxiety. Back here, in droves trying to protect the treaty of union articles which…” May 22, 12:56
Captain Caveman on The shifting sands of memory: “Lorn said: “… Scotland, by a majority, whether you believe it or not, wants out of the Union” Easily verifiable,…” May 22, 12:53
Lorn on The shifting sands of memory: “I don’t believe that Scotland was annexed. Yes, that has been the effect of the chicanery by Westminster and Whitehall,…” May 22, 12:47
Geri on The shifting sands of memory: ““Our many centuries long history as a constitutional monarchy is just another part of our rich cultural heritage that your…” May 22, 12:44
Lorn on The shifting sands of memory: “Vivian: yes, I also think that Robin has long since abandoned his post structuralist roots – that “rancid pile of…” May 22, 12:39
Northcode on The shifting sands of memory: “Tourist information for visitors to Scotland The lands and the seas and the lochs and mountains and skies of the…” May 22, 12:36
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “Mia, That is the part of Scottish constitutional history that union minded people do not understand or wish for their…” May 22, 12:36
Mark Beggan on The shifting sands of memory: “The twenty women on hunger strike have taken virtue signalling to a whole new level. Hunger striker Bobby sands MP…” May 22, 12:35
Lorn on The shifting sands of memory: “You are well-named Hatey. I have never claimed to speak for all Scots. The documents speak for the law, and,…” May 22, 12:29
Alf Baird on The shifting sands of memory: “You folks are clearly starting to panic, and rightly so. Your blessed ‘union’ is proven to be a cultural illusion,…” May 22, 12:23
Mia on The shifting sands of memory: “Which part of the word “kingdom” do you not understand” I understand the full lot of it. Now, which part…” May 22, 12:10
Chas on The shifting sands of memory: “I think you will find that ‘the Union! Whatever that means to each individual, has existed for over 300 years.…” May 22, 11:45
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “RobertKknight. It is strongly debatable wether Scotland was taken over officially into international treaty with England at all. Or simply…” May 22, 11:25
TURABDIN on The shifting sands of memory: “SCOTTISH NATIONALISM is becoming like some abstruse theology concerned with the details of process at the expence of aim and…” May 22, 10:53
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “Lying to the Scottish people for hundreds of years that they were in a treaty of union with England and…” May 22, 10:44
Hatey McHateface on The shifting sands of memory: ““hoodwinked the rest of the world” Aye, James, with true, Scottish Exceptionalism of the highest purity, it’s only a tiny…” May 22, 10:41
Hatey McHateface on The shifting sands of memory: “Which part of the word “kingdom” do you not understand, Mia? Your lot chucked the Kingdom Of Scotland into the…” May 22, 10:36
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “Lorn, If it is discovered that the 1707 treaty of union is indeed faux treaty it has ramification on all…” May 22, 10:29
Hatey McHateface on The shifting sands of memory: “Knuckle draggers gonna get friction burns from the nylon carpets in their bedrooms.” May 22, 10:23
Hatey McHateface on The shifting sands of memory: “That’s right, Alf, there’s no union and there never has been. And so we Scots, with true Scottish Exceptionalism, are…” May 22, 10:21
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “Bbc might have a hairy fit and explode a zillion times, after all it is funded by the England Great…” May 22, 10:18
James on The shifting sands of memory: “A country that is allegedly an “equal partner” in a “unitary two party state…..but; has no control over it’s own…” May 22, 10:17
James Cheyne on The shifting sands of memory: “Which is also why Westminster invented The Scottish referendum, (which if the treaty of union is not a hoax) and…” May 22, 10:11
TURABDIN on The shifting sands of memory: “Scots Law: Domestic only, zero impact on English law regulated British state apparatus. Presbyterian Church of Scotland: Assured the Protestant…” May 22, 09:56
Mia on The shifting sands of memory: ““The Kingdom of Scotland was extinguished” On this point, I have to disagree. I do not believe the Kingdom of…” May 22, 09:51
Vivian O’Blivion on The shifting sands of memory: “In his latest musings, Robin McAlpine claims that Scotland is a feudal state rather than a democracy. He believes that…” May 22, 09:49
TURABDIN on The shifting sands of memory: “THE VIEW THAT SCOTLAND is a part of England is the normative perspective of foreigners looking at the history of…” May 22, 09:42