Politics in 2018 is almost impossible to satirise, and nowhere more so than in Scotland, where at least two of the main parties are currently campaigning on the principled policy of “any referendum we lose should be re-run, and any we win must never ever be held again because the decision was final”.
So it’s quite understandable that the Dateline 2018 team – Scotland’s only currently operating satirists of any kind (which is, madly, true) – opted not to bother with any Scottish content in their last series. But they’ve totally promised that they’ll absolutely definitely do some this time, honest, if you fund them for another one.
Yeah, we’d be sceptical too. But they only need £7,500 by tomorrow to carry on, and if they don’t reach the target you get your money back, so if you just got paid and can spare a couple of quid then fire it their way by clicking on the pic, because frankly we don’t like to think about what they’d get up to if we don’t keep them occupied.
As we’re writing this, our YouTube channel remains dead. We’re still trying to navigate through YouTube’s awful maze of robotic guards to reach a human being, and while at least two newspapers – The National and the Scotsman – have asked the BBC for a comment, none has been forthcoming.
The mainstream media’s attacks on this site in the last couple of years have included getting our Twitter account shut down in 2016, getting me arrested, having all of Wings’ electronic equipment confiscated by the police and now killing our YouTube channel full of crucial documentary evidence, most of which isn’t available anywhere else. (On top of an endless catalogue of smear stories and hatchet jobs, of course.)
Now, we’re not planning on going anywhere, but in the face of such a concerted and increasingly sinister assault aimed at silencing us, we also can’t make any guarantees that Wings itself will continue to survive. WordPress may prove as fragile in the face of malice as Twitter and YouTube have.
So in case we fall victim to another unexpected technical/censorship catastrophe, or suddenly commit “suicide”, you might want to strengthen the rest of the team.
The new crowdfunding platform we used this year is a curious and arcane beast, and as a result the honest truth is that we’re still not quite 100% certain what the precise final total (including “offsite” donations and a few that squeezed in after the technical deadline) is. But as best as we can make out, including everything, it’s this:
(Fundraiser page here, or click here to donate directly.) .
The current total stands at a phenomenal £128,600 – already the second-highest ever by a five-figure margin, and just £11,447 short of the all-time record.
We’re at the halfway point of our 2018 fundraiser, and the all-sources total so far is a thumpingly impressive £103,266 in just two weeks. But while that’s a tremendous sum, it’s sobering too.
Firstly because with an average monthly readership of nearly 304,000 people it comes to an average contribution of slightly under 30p per reader. As with most crowdfunded ventures, fewer than 1% of the site’s users have actually backed it financially so far.
And secondly because for perspective, the average Scottish adult – independence supporters included – sends the BBC about £72 a year. (£323m from 4.5m adults.)
While obviously a minority of folk do boycott the licence fee, that still means that the average Wings reader gives the BBC 240 times as much money every year as they give Wings to fight it.
Just a quick one-week-on update: thanks to your incredible support, our fundraiser for legal action now stands at a phenomenal £14,683 including all sources. We’re well beyond the initial target of £5000, but since even a modestly-eminent QC costs slightly over £8 a minute, every extra penny helps.
The Yes movement, like almost all movements, is plagued with a small but incredibly loud faction of intolerant, destructive extremists. Alert readers will have noticed that this site has again been the victim of them this week, but we’re not alone. They’ve also gone after two print publications – The National and iScot – over their “transgressions” against the beliefs of these self-appointed arbiters of what people are allowed to think.
What those two outlets and Wings have in common is achievement.
Young Lochinvar on Too Tight To Mention: “Wrong, wrong and just plain wrong again. Factchecker, you aren’t living up to your nom de guerre and really shouldn’t…” Jul 4, 22:15
Hatey McHateface on The Con Merchant: “Ah, YL Sah! You do us all a power of good. Friday night, middle of summer to boot, lots of…” Jul 4, 22:09
Hatey McHateface on The Con Merchant: ““So which colonising strand really presents the biggest threat?” It’s not rocket science, Alf. The one with the explosive vests…” Jul 4, 21:58
Hatey McHateface on Too Tight To Mention: “Ah yes, CM. He was a friend to Scotland once. Not any more. If he’s on your side, Alf, give…” Jul 4, 21:49
sarah on Too Tight To Mention: “I do support Liberate and would like it if every independence party/grouping came under its umbrella. However I doubt that…” Jul 4, 21:45
Young Lochinvar on The Con Merchant: “Is that it Penisbreath? Hmmm.. Bit short and off the cuff there, catch you busy at the Gloryhole did the…” Jul 4, 21:16
sarah on Too Tight To Mention: “It says a lot about Mrs Nicola Murrell’s humanity that she isn’t helping poor old Pete with his legal costs…” Jul 4, 21:16
sarah on Too Tight To Mention: “@ diabloandco: benign neglect has resulted in me now having 2 raspberry beds instead of one and many outliers! You…” Jul 4, 21:12
Sven on Too Tight To Mention: “Castoreum comes from Beavers’ Butts, eh. If it’s used in Nutella then perhaps an association of ideas led to Mr…” Jul 4, 20:32
diabloandco on Too Tight To Mention: “Dan and Sarah , spare a thought for those of us who pick both fruits 2 at a time every…” Jul 4, 20:04
Alf Baird on The Con Merchant: ““So which colonising strand really presents the biggest threat?” Important question, Hatey. Our friends Memmi, Fanon and Cesaire appear unanimous…” Jul 4, 19:58
Anthem on Too Tight To Mention: “Mark. We don’t want you or your ilk. What’s so hard to understand?” Jul 4, 19:34
Alf Baird on Too Tight To Mention: “Great journalism by Craig Murray, Liberation Scotland’s ambassador to the UN. Meanwhile faux independence ‘leader’ Swinney has signed Scotland up…” Jul 4, 19:31
Hatey McHateface on The Con Merchant: “He’s back! He’s sober? He’s fretting about shirt lifters! He’s taken near 12 hours to put that effort together :)…” Jul 4, 19:06
sarah on Too Tight To Mention: “Dan, I think the Rev has shown us over the last few years through his coverage of “Pride” events, that…” Jul 4, 19:04
Andrew scott on Too Tight To Mention: “#mark Agree he is as boring as fcuk with all his historical dribblings Usually NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REVS…” Jul 4, 19:03
Alf Baird on Too Tight To Mention: ““A Government created from all the dregs of it’s own community.” We cannae expect much from a colonial administration run…” Jul 4, 18:57
Young Lochinvar on The Con Merchant: “In reply to P3nisbreath McP3nisbreathface @ 7.30am. Bzzzz- wrong! Do not pass go, do not collect £200. I was going…” Jul 4, 18:52
Dan on Too Tight To Mention: “OT. I’m fucking sick of eating strawberries. About a pound in weight a day for weeks has really torn the…” Jul 4, 18:19
Captain Caveman on The Con Merchant: “My word, Northcode, you’ve suffered *three centuries* of oppression…? Crikey, keep quaffing the (still warm) Miso Mushroom Dragon Rolls says…” Jul 4, 18:16
Hatey McHateface on The Con Merchant: “For you to be repeatedly re-incarnated as the same brutalised, shackled victim, over and over for 300 years, you must…” Jul 4, 18:13
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Con Merchant: “Alf, identifying the language you champion with Pictish is semantic porridge stirred backwards and spiked with hallucinogenics. The truth is,…” Jul 4, 18:08
Northcode on The Con Merchant: ““This permanent victimhood must be so exhausting” I am looking out of my study window here in my NoHo penthouse…” Jul 4, 17:53
agent x on Too Tight To Mention: “sarah says: So raise the subject with friends and family. Try to keep it positive e.g. “the SNP needs help…” Jul 4, 17:49
Mark Beggan on Too Tight To Mention: “For he who dwells in the past has no future.” Jul 4, 16:56
TURABDIN on Too Tight To Mention: “The SNP acknowledged the «authority» of the British state when its mps took their seats in London. That was an…” Jul 4, 16:55
agent x on Too Tight To Mention: “Chas says: 4 July, 2025 at 4:38 pm A question for Wings supporters-is there any one who actually reads the…” Jul 4, 16:52
Hatey McHateface on The Con Merchant: “And now, NC, you’re just having a laugh. The only places speaking in Scots was ever banned was in schools.…” Jul 4, 16:51
Mark Beggan on Too Tight To Mention: “For those who dwell in the Scottish past would do well to remember who won and why.” Jul 4, 16:50