Hands up if you’re totally corrupt 153
Posted on
February 24, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Ain’t got nothing but love, babe 160
Posted on
February 21, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’d been wondering why our traffic was so crazy high that we’d already smashed last month’s four-year record to bits with a full week of February still to go.
And then we found out.
A dangerous quality 123
Posted on
February 18, 2021 by
Chris McEleny
The Scottish political arena is a funny place at the moment. Never before in modern history has there been so much dangerous hypocrisy, particularly on social media.
And what’s equally dangerous is that right now this hypocrisy is being doubled by a notion that independence of thought is a dangerous quality in a political movement that seeks to gain independence for a nation.
The best a man can get 190
Posted on
February 16, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
You can’t ask for more from a day than making this sleazy wee sexual pervert weep.
But be assured we’ll keep reaching for the prize time and again, folks.
Oh, and never, ever forget this true fact – Wings Over Scotland wouldn’t exist at all if it wasn’t for James Mackenzie. We hope he’s in tears about that forever.
Fighting for the right not to party 100
Posted on
February 10, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We suppose this is a sort of compliment, in at least two senses.
The second of them, of course, being the sheer surprise of some people at discovering that not everyone is as cynical and devious as they evidently are themselves.
Rage Of The Wokerati 99
Posted on
February 05, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s safe to say, readers, that our light-hearted new impromptu fundraiser has well and truly unhinged a few members of Scotland’s unhappiest community: the WokeNats.
So when the lovely and super-talented film-maker Phantom Power very kindly tweeted about it this afternoon, asking “where would we be without Wings?” and suggesting people might possibly donate a pound or two, one of them saw no contradiction about making these two replies, less than an hour apart.
We clear on the rules? Death threats bad, putting my head in an incinerator good.
Burning down the house 138
Posted on
February 04, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In a surprise development, we made Pete Wishart happy today.
And not just him.
CRITICaL mass 183
Posted on
February 03, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Tonight somebody’s sent us a copy of the SNP’s official Social Media Policy, which is exactly the sort of awful corporate wonk-drivel you’d probably expect it to be.
Our favourite part was this masterpiece of unrememberable gibberish in the vein of the Scottish Government’s hopeless “FACTS” slogan (honestly, without going and looking can you remember what ANY of the letters represent?) for the coronavirus :
And here’s a tweet from earlier today from a prospective SNP candidate:
We’re not sure which of the letters that conforms to.
SNP In Arsonophobia Shame 228
Posted on
February 02, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Readers, we swear to you we are not making this up. What you’re about to read are genuine extracts from the SNP’s official new (probably illegal) Equalities Mechanism explanatory note, detailing what does and doesn’t count as a disability when it comes to jumping the queue for a regional list nomination.
And straight away it’s a real punch in the gut for firestarters, muggers, rapists, flashers and, in most cases, hay-fever sufferers. THIS BIGOTRY WILL NOT STAND.
Song For Linda Fabiani 172
Posted on
January 21, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In whatever the opposite of memoriam is 64
Posted on
January 14, 2021 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
For poor old Richmond Leinster, who shuffled off the political stage today, we solemnly offer this tribute from Novara Media pundit Aaron Bastani:
It’s a tragic loss to the Scottish political scene. The tweet, we mean.
