Here’s delightful Labour MP “Diddy” David Hamilton this morning:
His personal attack on the First Minister’s appearance went down well, not just with the crowd in the room at the Scottish Labour conference but also with the party’s sniggering juvenile boys’ club. They wouldn’t say their wives were fat, but…
When we tweeted a link to this Morning Star story about Scottish Labour chief of staff John McTernan speaking for the right-wing think-tank Policy Exchange at a fringe meeting of the Conservative Party conference last September, several readers found it quite difficult to believe.
After all, this was a senior Scottish Labour figure telling delegates that “It’s a good thing [Margaret Thatcher] did what she did” to the UK economy, and that “There’s a far wider range of assets that are currently owned by the government which I would privatise”, among other not-terribly-socialist views. It seemed implausible.
Fortunately, we can now bring you the proof. It’s very much worth a watch.
We’re sure Scottish Labour’s few remaining voters have no cause for alarm, though. We’re almost positive that there’s no significance in the fact that McTernan was pretty much the first person Jim Murphy rushed to hire when he became leader, just a few weeks after McTernan had given the Tories advice on winning elections.
After all, just because you’re in charge of all of a party’s staff doesn’t mean that you get to exert any kind of influence over its policy [SUB PLEASE CHECK].
Jim Murphy’s practiced air of nonchalant bonhomie was coming apart at the seams all over today’s “Good Morning Scotland” (from 2h 10m). Pressed hard by presenter Bill Whiteford, the beleaguered Scottish Labour branch manager spluttered and blustered and interrupted constantly in a desperate attempt to stop Whiteford from even finishing any questions, never mind getting answers to them.
Murphy tried determinedly and repeatedly to punt the hopelessly-discredited line about the biggest party forming the government, on the sole basis that it had always been the case before, seemingly unaware that the election wasn’t being held in the past. He even tried to use the recent catastrophic Ashcroft polls to Labour’s advantage.
You can marvel at the entire nine-minute trainwreck by clicking the link below. But let’s just pull out that one argument and take a closer look at it.
Seemingly oblivious to the mockery of voters, the Labour and Tory sides of the media are today doggedly continuing with their quest to convince the electorate that voting for the SNP will let both the Tories and Labour in.
In the latest in a long series of hilarious diatribes from the right-wing English press, today’s Daily Mail (English edition only, natch) carries a mad rant from Max Hastings about “the SNP’s almost Stalinist agenda” imposing a nightmarish “socialist paradise” on the people of England via Ed Miliband and “Nicola Sturgeon, red in tooth and claw”.
Meanwhile, the increasingly hysterical Daily Record has an editorial leader – unbylined but with Torcuil Crichton’s stubby, inky fingerprints all over it – desperately screaming the official Scottish Labour line that the Nats are closet Tories, “the arrival of dozens of SNP MPs in Westminster would make a Conservative government more likely”, and that “without Labour, no one else will be able to stop Tory attacks on the poor”.
(It seems to have entirely escaped Crichton’s attention that Scotland voting Labour, including in 2010, has utterly failed to stop Tory attacks on the poor for decades.)
So now we know – voting SNP will bring about a socialist, Stalinist paradise of Tory governments attacking the poor. Glad we cleared that one up.
In modern Scotland, you’ll struggle to find a politician from any party who won’t agree with two propositions: that Scotland is a nation and that devolution has, on balance, been a positive experience.
Debates about Scottish nationality are rare these days too. A substantial majority of Scots define themselves as “Scottish only”. Even UKIP has quietly ditched its plan to abolish Holyrood and now talks of forming a government.
But for all this consensus, Scotland’s inability to fully represent itself on the airwaves and onscreen remains one of the most critical issues we must now face up to.
The referendum created an eclectic range of alternative media. But, whether we like them or not, large media institutions like the BBC maintain a reach both online and offline that only a very select number of new platforms can begin to rival.
No single project can address this problem. Only a systematic renewal of Scotland’s media landscape will change the current reality of managed decline.
The Daily Record is currently faithfully blaring out Labour’s anti-SNP “NHS in crisis” message, as part of the embattled party’s bizarre strategy of fighting a Westminster election solely on policies that are devolved to Holyrood, like health and education.
But an article on its website today dredges new depths even for the Record.
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Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “An interesting article about how “independent” Ireland, enmeshed in the EU, and trussed like a chicken by US big tech,…” Jul 3, 09:11
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sarah on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “@ Skip_NC: after years of exposure [!] to Wings, that thought crossed my mind too. 🙂” Jul 3, 08:22
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “People with establishment jobs and careers are generally reluctant to set out on a course of action that would logically…” Jul 3, 08:12
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So close, Northy. You got all the way to your penultimate paragraph with an excellent example of a logical, reasoned,…” Jul 3, 07:47
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think you are overestimating the scale of the challenge here Northcode. I don’t believe for example, that donors would…” Jul 3, 07:17
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “It’s actually more revealing than that. I think it’s extremely likely that one of the KC’s was Dorothy Bain KC,…” Jul 3, 06:29
Northcode on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Ring?fenced should, of course, read ring-fenced. I changed text editors recently and it looks like the new one is inserting…” Jul 3, 05:50
Northcode on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The “ring?fenced” status itself is legally ambiguous. Unless the SNP created a legally distinct fund, with formal restrictions and clear…” Jul 3, 05:29
Skip_NC on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Are you using the same counsel that drafted the original correspondence. If so, it’s high time COPFS paid attention to…” Jul 3, 03:38
twathater on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “IF you were to go forward for a judicial review of the COPFS decision to IGNORE the THEFT of the…” Jul 3, 03:27
Young Lochinvar on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “There’s always the possibility that it’s just the sheer laziness of these characters. Umpteen KCs looked at it but it’s…” Jul 3, 01:16
David Ferguson on Tuning In The Shine: “I cannot understand why Beattie stood again… Beattie didn’t “stand”. There was no fresh election after the elected treasurer and…” Jul 3, 01:12
Young Lochinvar on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “One of the “chaps”.. Job well done and all that “old girl”.. Who’ll ever forget her embarrassing performance down in…” Jul 3, 00:54
Angus on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The lying scum who dictated that reply claims: “The further information you have provided – – – does not raise…” Jul 3, 00:34
Young Lochinvar on Tuning In The Shine: “F Correct. It’s called obfuscation. Plus, the whole “who are you” thing, what job did you do, are you just…” Jul 3, 00:27
Young Lochinvar on Tuning In The Shine: “S @ 3.27 I’m afraid the answer to that is probably extremely unpalatable to the bulk..” Jul 3, 00:06
Frazerio on Tuning In The Shine: “Yeah but, Only thing I’d pick them up on, they taglined it as something like ‘Why Wings wont let the…” Jul 2, 23:31
John McDonald on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Giving the money back wasn’t the only option. The SNP could easily have offered donors the ability to have their…” Jul 2, 23:28
Alasdair Roy on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “When all this is finally over will the Rev. Campbell please turn some of his considerable forensic abilities and rhetoric…” Jul 2, 22:32
GM on Tuning In The Shine: “Truer today than at any time in my life.” Jul 2, 22:09
Mark Beggan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Everybody Knows.. “Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is…” Jul 2, 21:00
GB on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “and now Dorothy Bain has been appointed as a Judge according to the Herald” Jul 2, 19:50
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Tuning In The Shine: “A speaker of Irish would most likely pronounce the name as: “Ma-gila-WAAN” Some no doubt would say “VAAN” (as would…” Jul 2, 19:40