We’ve just watched a hearing at the Court Of Session with regard to Alex Salmond’s civil claim against the Scottish Government. It was an ostensibly minor one, in which Salmond’s team were requesting a sist (pause) in the case for the fourth time, on the grounds of a number of ongoing police inquiries related to the events around the claim.
For most of the time Wings was the only journalist in a (virtual) room full of lawyers – although a couple of Scottish Daily Mail hacks turned up midway through – and we got to hear a dramatic surprise revelation.
James Hynd is a civil servant who was head of the Scottish Government’s cabinet, parliament and governance division during the inquiry.
But the hearing revealed for the first time that Hynd is currently subject to a criminal investigation by Police Scotland, with the name Operation Broadcroft, on suspicion of the serious crime of “wilfully making false statements on oath” to the inquiry.
And the ramifications of that extend much further than Mr Hynd himself.
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
The Hate Crime Act has rather faded into obscurity after the furore surrounding its introduction, with the police apparently just trying to pretend it doesn’t exist by ignoring thousands and thousands of complaints, and the useless Scottish commentariat duly proclaiming as a result that it was all just a big fuss about nothing.
But as soon as everyone stopped looking at it, there it was.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Every now and again you’ll go to clean them up and find something that you’ve been meaning to write about in a quiet moment, and this certainly counts as a quiet moment in Scottish politics, so let’s do this one now.
Because the story above is from March, but we don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone anywhere talk about just how weird it is, or what it tells us about the 2024 SNP.
You’d have to be living in a pretty strict prison not to have heard the big story from today’s Olympics in Paris, in which male Algerian cheat Imane Khelefi was put in a boxing ring with young Italian woman Angela Carini and allowed to hit her in the head for 46 seconds until she retired, in tears and in fear for her safety, saying “I had to preserve my life”.
Sound like your kind of fun, men? It’s surprisingly easy!
We’ve been off for a little break in the country, and as far as we can tell we’ve missed absolutely nothing in the moribund world of Scottish politics. We did, however, arrive back just in time for something mildly interesting, or at least revealing.
It’s the latest episode of a new podcast by veteran Scottish political journalist and broadcaster Bernard Ponsonby and jobbing opinion columnist Alex Massie, inventively titled The Ponsonby And Massie Podcast.
The first 35 minutes or so weren’t very noteworthy, other than the curious omission – when predicting the makeup of the next Scottish Government – of the idea of a Labour-SNP coalition, which to this site remains by far the most practical and logical outcome of the 2026 Holyrood election.
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Probably to deter the usual headbangers who post lengthy diatribes following their daily raid on the COSHH cabinet and subsequent…” Sep 21, 20:29
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Aye Hatey, you’re a slippery one when you want to be 🙂 Okay, lets look at it this way. The…” Sep 21, 20:27
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@Hatey – yes they have. Even the most glib media browser will not have failed to notice over the past…” Sep 21, 20:25
Alf Baird on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““It’s cultural and linguistic colonialism. It’s everywhere in Scotland and it’s ingrained in the populace” Weel spattit Hatey, keep up…” Sep 21, 20:21
Hatey McHateface on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: ““What side of that conflict does Liberate Scotland sit on?” Once it has been compromised, I guess it will be…” Sep 21, 20:10
M.E on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I missed when she was going to be making no further statements.” Sep 21, 20:01
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year” What will be in autumn this year? You…” Sep 21, 19:57
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “At the very least, it says it will be Autumn this year. It’s Autumn now, where are the signs of…” Sep 21, 19:37
Aidan on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “@Alf – would you like to comment on a key member of Liberate Scotland working closely with the Ru**ian state?…” Sep 21, 19:31
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “@RevStu – it’s a bit restrictive that Ru**ia is a term that attracts a pre-mod on a post on this…” Sep 21, 19:26
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “As so many of “the poor” consist of those impoverished millions and their dependents who have flooded into the country…” Sep 21, 19:24
Alf Baird on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “Most countries are rightly not too keen on allowing trade unions based in other countries to influence their national policies.” Sep 21, 19:14
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““There’s been articles in the likes of the Mail that the country she is referring to as the enemy is…” Sep 21, 19:11
Marie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Saw a War Game publicity shot of madam this afternoon online – she was standing in front of the Butchers…” Sep 21, 19:09
Onlooker on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “When did social security in this country become ‘welfare’? So we have to copy EVERYTHING from America? ‘Welfare’ has derogatory,…” Sep 21, 19:02
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Yeah lol. The State asset will be doing the run of the reality TV shows in the near future once…” Sep 21, 19:01
William Smith on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I’m no fan of the orcs, but Stalingrad happened before any second land front had opened up. The Germans only…” Sep 21, 18:59
James Barr Gardner on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “She would have been quite good as she has been skating on thin ice for years !” Sep 21, 18:34
twathater on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “I was once a staunch trade unionist until I found out what unions and Liebour thought of workers rights I…” Sep 21, 18:20
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The State asset says that the TV show she got a fee to appear in exposes ‘our’ threadbare defences. What…” Sep 21, 18:20
Red on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““The SNP has always had a hawkish faction,” That’s a polite way of saying “MI5 bumboys”” Sep 21, 18:17
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The UK in the worldwide top ten of defence budgets but as a state, it can’t even maintain it’s borders.…” Sep 21, 18:10
Bilbo on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I see the State asset said she had turned down an offer to go onto Dancing on Ice TV show.…” Sep 21, 18:07
Red on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Sounds like MMT, the Sovereign Citizen theory of economics. There’s a finite amount of resources they can seize. An infinite…” Sep 21, 17:54
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Not according to the Fabians who are rife across the major political parties, including those that are purportedly “Conservative”. The…” Sep 21, 17:43
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Not everything is about Thatcher, unless you’re the early ’90s Ben Elton whose repertoire largely consisted of his shouting “Fatcher!”…” Sep 21, 17:14
TURABDIN on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Having moved to London she will be concerned about the possibility of her new home being nuked. All this lends…” Sep 21, 16:17
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on A Thousand Islands In The Sea: “TRADE UNIONS ‘PUT WOMEN’S RIGHTS IN JEOPARDY’ BY SUPPORTING GENDER ID The Trades Union Congress (TUC) has committed its 5.3…” Sep 21, 15:49
Rob on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The first responsibility of any government is defence of the realm. This is whether it is Scotland, the UK or…” Sep 21, 15:31