Anyone reading the weekend’s newspapers could have been forgiven for thinking that Westminster had been replaced with a bouncy castle, and our political class with hysterical children. As the long-anticipated rise of the SNP looms closer into sight, the Conservative press seems to have wet itself in fear.
The Daily Mail front page on Saturday shrieked that Nicola Sturgeon is “The most dangerous woman in Britain”. The Times’ front page story declared that Labour is panicking and likely to run to the left after Sturgeon’s debate victory. The Telegraph gave up on any remaining pretence of journalistic standards and ran a story about a conversation between Nicola Sturgeon and the French Ambassador without asking either of them for a quote on it (both deny it).
It’s worth considering for a moment why this is. Conventional wisdom in the Labour Party, after all, is that a strong SNP is good for the Tories. Why, then, would the Tory press be so quick to attack them? Particularly in a way, as with the Telegraph, which might actually have damaged them, had the punch landed?
The answer is that Britain’s papers are in the process of re-writing our constitution to keep Labour out – and Jim Murphy is helping them.
In the last 24 hours the Scottish and UK media has circled the wagons around the BBC’s James Cook, a good and balanced reporter who perhaps didn’t have his best day on Saturday. Predictable condemnation has poured in on “cybernats” alleged to have rained “vicious abuse” on the journalist in a co-ordinated fascist bullying attack etc etc, though as ever, actual quoted examples are in short supply.
(We’re aware of exactly two abusive tweets – one nutter identified by the Huffington Post calling the entire BBC “the scum of the Earth”), and one we ourselves saw and chided, which was then deleted by the normally-sensible user and which we honestly don’t remember the content of, beyond that it was unpleasant and excessive. It should go without saying that we deplore and condemn such abuse, while defending the right to civil, legitimate criticism of a public servant where justified.)
As alert readers will already know, this site’s core long-term aim is to eventually render itself redundant, by showing people how to read between the lines, spot what isn’t being said and understand the various tricks that newspapers use in order to get the public to believe things that aren’t true without ever doing anything so crass (and more to the point, legally-actionable) as directly lying.
Today’s papers provide an especially clear-cut example.
Barely 18 months after this, here’s East Lothian Labour councillor Norman Hampshire (centre) and pals campaigning today with the aid of their new best friend.
As the story collapses and investigations begin into a cut-and-dried case of unlawful civil service interference in politics (and possibly worse), may they reap what they sow. If the current polls come true, never will a party’s fall have been more abject or more complete, nor its fate more richly deserved.
This is quite something. It took 15 hours into “MemoGate” before anyone got a Scottish Government representative on air – even though they’d found time to get quotes from Willie Rennie, who isn’t the leader of a Westminster party and whose party isn’t even involved in the story. When they did, here’s what happened.
Readers can form their own opinions about the interview. But at the very end of the piece the BBC’s James Cook says “this memo does exist”. It may do, but we’re not sure what his current grounds for that statement are.
To the best of our knowledge nobody is claiming to have seen it personally except the Telegraph. The Foreign Office have denied all knowledge of any memo, the Scotland Office apparently refuses to comment, and we have no idea who allegedly wrote it.
Cook has already made, then rowed back on, some rather questionable statements in the last 24 hours. Viewers may feel it might be better if he just stuck to the facts.
That clip (from just past midnight on the BBC News channel) isn’t a bad starting-point summary of last night’s extraordinary story, except by our count the Telegraph’s piece was fourth-hand rather than third-hand.
(First-hand would have been Nicola Sturgeon. Second-hand would have been the ambassador. Third-hand would have been the consul-general. The civil servant – who doubted the story him/herself – is fourth-hand.)
This is also a pretty good primer. Now let’s get to the fun stuff.
Sheesh. We pop out for a couple of hours to feed the Wings Emergency Kitten and we get back to find that it’s the UK press that’s barfed up hairballs all over its front pages.
And the contradictory cross-vortex coverlines aren’t even the mad bit.
In over 20 years of living in Bath, spanning five general elections, we’ve never seen a political billboard in town before. There’s been no point. In vote-share terms the city is the 4th-safest Lib Dem seat in the UK (and the 2nd-safest in England), and it has been since the party won it from the Conservatives in 1992.
But we’ve got a billboard now, featuring two men whose parties haven’t got an earthly hope of winning here (one of them because it’s not standing). What’s that all about?
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The length of time a constitutional arrangement has existed doesn’t determine whether it operates on long-term or short-term incentives. A…” Jul 26, 14:37
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““…even though we now live in a revised world.” Your comment seems to rest on the assumption that constitutional questions…” Jul 26, 14:29
John Cleary on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hello Stu, Want to know what happened to John Smith? Have a look here https://drive.proton.me/urls/0J0FYKBG24#F9ZfxS0qYcr6” Jul 26, 14:07
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Burnham setting the heather alight? His very name suggests guilt.” Jul 26, 13:53
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, back to the news that Stu posted, Anas Sarwar, Ruthie, the SNP, and Labour switch believes and shared branch…” Jul 26, 13:39
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The King of the North in the South is going to sort it. The Ginger Growler has returned from exile…” Jul 26, 13:26
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““colonial systems are built for the short term” You forget we’re not all thousand year old, space traveling Picts, Northy.…” Jul 26, 13:21
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““they don’t dissolve the underlying constitutional questions” They do have an affect on democratic voter’s decisions. “they hinge on internal…” Jul 26, 13:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “A bit OTT, Confused, but there’s some diamonds there amidst the dross. One of the things you haven’t thought through.…” Jul 26, 12:39
Bilbo on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Glasgow City Council has been accepting asylum applicants from the UK Home Office since 1999, well before the SNP took…” Jul 26, 12:31
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “The mood came upon me to write a speech. A speech that might help folk understand Scotland’s predicament. A speech…” Jul 26, 12:29
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:37 am Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits…” Jul 26, 11:53
Confused on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “– I see the new anglo demagogue, Rupert Lowe, has been “doin’ a bit” … REMIGRATION is where it’s at…” Jul 26, 11:17
Confused on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “https://archive.ph/QMrix Im a firestarter, a twisted firestarter … Another triumph of wimminhood and intellect – she decides to make Glasgow…” Jul 26, 11:15
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““Don’t tell the coloniser that by following the inspirational insights of Memmi…” You assert that if a region’s resources are…” Jul 26, 11:00
Northcode on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Your points appear to rest on assumptions that don’t quite align with the structure of the discussion. Large-scale geopolitical events…” Jul 26, 10:25
100%Yes on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Scottish Prism is on today. I Said in the comments:- I’m sick and tired of being fed the Indy lie…” Jul 26, 10:23
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““much if not most of the wealth of the nation is extracted from it” “can never improve and develop Scotland…” Jul 26, 10:17
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““the reason why Scotland is currently missing out on investment” …is because much if not most of the wealth of…” Jul 26, 09:56
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “sam is never going to allow that the enormous increases in immigrant populations this century could have any effects on…” Jul 26, 09:52
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Meantime, in other news, swathes of Europe and even some bits of Scotland are on fire. And the two separate…” Jul 26, 09:37
Alf Baird on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““one of the most economically powerful devolved parliaments in the world, compared to federal systems like Germany and Switzerland.” Aye,…” Jul 26, 09:32
James Che on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Aiden, If you genuinely knew this, you would realise that the Scottish people within Scotland are indeed Sovereign and independent…” Jul 26, 09:26
Minceheid on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Hatey McHateface says: 26 July, 2026 at 9:01 am Fist an un-pronounceable name and now this. Now who doesn’t like…” Jul 26, 09:20
sam on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Alf, it did occur to me that you might have met Margaret and Jim Cuthbert. If they were willing they…” Jul 26, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: “Oddly enough, it was just towards the end of last week that I listened to the Welsh FM on the…” Jul 26, 09:01
Hatey McHateface on Ain’t it funny how things change?: ““even Westminster has acknowledged that the GDP Per Capita of an independent Scotland would be far greater” Even that claim…” Jul 26, 08:49