Alex Salmond will be laid to rest in the green turf of Aberdeenshire today in a quiet and dignified private ceremony. (A public celebration of his life will take place next month.)
Most of Scotland’s press and commentariat beclowned itself shamefully after his death just as it did during his life, but below is a (regrettably short) collection of those who did otherwise and who deserve to be noted honourably beside the man himself.
Redaction is a tricky business, and comes with numerous pitfalls even if you’re being careful, which not everyone is. If you’re involved in creating a document you know will have to be redacted, there are a variety of safeguarding approaches you can adopt.
When I worked on a videogames magazine called Amiga Power in the 1990s, we ran a fun comedy feature about censorship. But because the company that published the magazine had had some unfortunate mishaps in the field, we took extra care by typing all the “offensive” words as random-length strings of Xs when we wrote the article.
And it was lucky that we did, because as you can see in the feature’s strapline, the art department misaligned the red redaction bar on some of them, and if there’d been a sweary in there it would have been easily identified.
Wherever you find giants, you also find parasites, bottom-feeders and carrion. When a mighty lion dies in the jungle, tiny creeping crawling maggots and insects and bacteria feast gleefully on its corpse for many days.
Which naturally brings us to the Scottish media.
The above paragraphs of cowardly innuendo and baseless speculative smearing were penned by Severin Carrell and Libby Brooks in the Guardian on Monday. (They’re not from the ironically-headed “Appreciation” that the same two hacks wrote for Sunday’s Observer, in which they audaciously claimed that Salmond’s success was down to Nicola Sturgeon).
They sneakily imply that Salmond was guilty not only of the sexual assaults of which he was cleared in court, but also of an unspecified number of unnamed others, and make assertions of “disturbing evidence about his personal conduct” without specifying what that evidence or conduct might have been.
Everyone even remotely connected to Scottish politics has known for months that the below is the case. It’s an open secret.
But what’s playing out right now is something much bigger than the fate of one or two or three individuals. It’s the entire future of the credibility of Scotland’s justice system.
Just a quick bit of housekeeping here with regard to the new Wings comments section, which offers far more functionality but has also attracted a few complaints because it’s no longer a straight chronology of oldest-to-newest tweets.
(We could actually change that back, but the cost would be losing the ability to reply directly to individual comments, which is a big loss, so we’re leaving it as it is for now.)
To those beefing because that means you can’t now immediately tell which comments are new, a couple of helpful pointers. The easiest way to fix the problem is a simple one: keep the tab open.
If you keep the most recent page open in a tab on your browser, the Comment Bubble (visible at the bottom left of that pic) will keep track of all new comments – it refreshes every 30 seconds – and highlight them for you in yellow until you’ve read them.
(The little orange circle should take you to the first unread one if you click it.)
Sadly the Bubble stops working if you close the tab or navigate to a new page from it, but since most people have scores of tabs open at a time that shouldn’t be a problem. So there you go.
When times are quiet in Scottish politics, as they currently are, our favourite genre of story is “mainstream press belatedly catches up with Wings Over Scotland”. And so to this morning’s front page splash in the Sunday Mail.
The rumour mill has been grinding about Operation Branchform developments again in the last few days, although we’ve seen too many false dawns now to get overly excited about that. But the Mail’s story sounded awfully familiar.
While we get on with some tinkering behind the scenes in the absence of any Scottish political news – we have an exciting new comment system and the Contact form finally works again! – readers may wish to enjoy the full marathon three-and-a-quarter hours of last month’s fun indyref anniversary event at the Glasgow Science Centre.
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Might be “worth a read” if it explains why the 45 million or so currently being bombed every night will…” Sep 24, 08:33
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “There’s a Ru**ian state tactic known as “maskirovka” (I think I spelled that correctly) which is basically the art of…” Sep 24, 08:18
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “When you say “alternative perspective” what you mean is he is repeating Ru**ian state propaganda lines on behalf of the…” Sep 24, 08:00
Luigi on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “NS appears to be completely captured and owned by the British state. I don’t know what leverage the security services…” Sep 24, 07:52
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It’s my own belief that warmongering politicians should be locked in a room with their adversaries and left to sort…” Sep 24, 07:39
willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “It is a brutally sad fact of life but one of the Scottish Government is a bloated inefficient administration. The…” Sep 23, 21:26
Ex President Xiden on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “I would personally warm to ‘war game’ sending these politicians to the front lines themselves and we could watch the…” Sep 23, 20:56
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The world will buy them from the Covids. It’s worth repeating that the imbalance in trade between the EU and…” Sep 23, 20:22
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Check out the big brain on Minceheid! If I lend you my sock puppets starter set, any chance you could…” Sep 23, 20:06
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““Strengthening international law through greater cooperation between the HRC and the UN GA” Video from Yesterday’s UN Geneva Event (22nd…” Sep 23, 20:03
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “(a very apt analogy). That’s for the readers to decide. Yes that’s a pretty good analogy.” Sep 23, 19:59
Minceheid on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Hatey McHateface says: 23 September, 2026 at 7:12 pm What do you think is going on in Ir@n right now?…” Sep 23, 19:48
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Stop being lazy/deliberately obtuse and READ THE FUCKING ARTICLES. Twat.” Sep 23, 19:34
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““The plan for the reorganisation of local councils is needless and an excuse for the reduction of services,staff and budgets…” Sep 23, 19:18
Hatey McHateface on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Man, Spartan, I’m gonna have to learn Gaelic, maybe Esperanto, perhaps “learn your alphabet with Sock Puppets”. Not one of…” Sep 23, 19:12
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “A Tory and a Snip, quite a peculiar pairing. Unless you take the view that the establishment parties of Red/Blue/Orange/Green…” Sep 23, 19:09
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Socialists like keeping the poor *poor*. A substantive chunk of them are druggies themselves (c.f. drug swabs at the House…” Sep 23, 19:06
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “How will the world survive without ceramic pots and doggy jackets?” Sep 23, 19:05
Willie on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “A neglected third world statelet. As the late Ricky Fulton would say…..Naw, of course not!! Scotland may have some of…” Sep 23, 18:33
Tommy B on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Huh https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/crown-wants-natalie-mcgarrys-tory-29625480.amp” Sep 23, 18:18
Mark Beggan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “And puts the fear of God into others. Trump Derangement Syndrome.” Sep 23, 17:56
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Sigh. Ok Hatey, here you go, you asked. Just a few headlines from the past four days:- “Unprecedented threat’ of…” Sep 23, 17:50
Peter McAvoy on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The Scottish Parliament should remain with its present amount of members. Would anybody who supports a team in any sport…” Sep 23, 17:42
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Ah, a very typical article from TeH GrAuNiAd. Hysteria sans context. Bearing in mind this is all “mibbes aye, mibbes…” Sep 23, 17:10
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Trump might be an arse but he does wind up all the right people. A bit like Michael O’Leary.” Sep 23, 17:02
Spartan 117 on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Yes James in other words “It’s a scam that doesn’t actually serve anything other than the Cooncil pension pot, we…” Sep 23, 17:01
agentx on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““Double parliaments, double taxation bills for Scotland, this scam will apply to any devolved area I presume,” ———————————————— No -…” Sep 23, 15:53
lothianlad on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Even the sight of her ( sturgeon) makes me sick!!” Sep 23, 14:50
lothianlad on Fear And Favour: “Hold them to account! they will be exposed.” Sep 23, 14:43