Mainstream and social media alike are now well into their second day of an absolutely epic meltdown at the news that Alex Salmond is to broadcast a chat show on RT, the Russian equivalent of the BBC.
It really is almost impossible to overstate the magnitude of the shrieking fit the decision has produced. Addled old Lords with criminal convictions for violently and drunkenly assaulting Her Majesty’s police have with an audacious lack of self-awareness decried the immorality of one of HM’s advisors going on TV to talk about stuff, and one Lib Dem MSP has even gone so far as to raise a Holyrood motion demanding that the state interferes with the lawful employment choices of a private citizen.
We imagine that RT will be beside itself with joy at the avalanche of publicity the UK press and political sphere is giving it. We’d be amazed if the hysterical brouhaha didn’t double or treble the audience figures that Salmond could otherwise have expected.
Today’s Cairnstoon will be along a little later. But in the meantime, if you’re anywhere in the vicinity of Glasgow (or if you’re not, but hurry), today offers a rare opportunity go along and physically touch the magical drawing fingers of the artist himself, as Mr Cairns takes time out from his busy schedule of holidays to launch the second volume of his splendid sketchings, alongside other beloved Wings contributors Greg Moodie and the esteemed Wee Ginger Dug (plus his human butler Paul Kavanagh).
(Please note that Mr Cairns is currently carrying a rather painful spinal injury probably incurred during an an overenthusiastic golf swing, so we respectfully ask any readers who may be planning particularly expressive bearhugs or backslaps to ca’ canny.)
Wings Over Scotland turned six years old this week (on Tuesday, to be precise). We didn’t make any fuss or hoopla because we didn’t have anything particularly interesting to say about it, although we may as well note in passing that average monthly unique readership for 2017 to date has been 316,015 – that’s 24,000 up on the same period in 2016 and 16,000 higher than January-October 2015, despite this being the dullest year in Scottish politics since the site began.
But it’s just been brought to our attention that on our birthday the Scottish Government happened to publish its response to an FOI request from a notoriously mad and creepy Yoon troll who’s been repeatedly banned by Twitter but keeps coming back with new accounts. We thought you’d be modestly amused by it, because the Yoons are raging.
It’s been a difficult few months for a variety of reasons (although some of the technical aspects of that should improve in about a week’s time), but we’ll keep on keeping on.
It is with the heaviest of hearts, readers, that we must report to you that Gordon Brown has done an intervention again.
With a new book to sell, the purposeless former Chancellor and Prime Minister who led the UK into a catastrophic financial crisis that’s now entering its second decade has put on his hindsight goggles and made a whole series of bewildering proclamations after the event, which have – naturally – been dutifully received and repeated by the fawning Scottish press like God handing down the Ten Commandments to Moses.
There was a nice moment at yesterday’s Scottish Independence Convention.
It was widely appreciated by Catalan people, none of whom (so far as we could see) took the expression of solidarity as implicit support for Catalan independence, only for freedom and democracy. But someone wasn’t quite so happy.
This is the former Labour UK government minister, socialist and internationalist Brian Wilson in the Scotsman today, gloating and crowing that the democratically-elected government of Catalonia has been deposed and imprisoned (the latest in a series of arrests and jailings of leaders of the independence movement) for seeking to discover the will of the Catalan people in a referendum, in accordance with the mandate they were elected on – an act Wilson somehow contrives to describe as “tyranny”.
Wilson, whose Twitter avatar is a picture of himself with Fidel Castro, asserts that the Spanish government’s literally fascist coup and oppression of its people is a “lesson for Scotland”. We doubt we’re alone in finding that view chilling.
We’re not a Catalonian-politics website and we don’t even have an opinion on whether Catalonia should be independent, but sometimes it’s easier to understand the workings and failings of the media if you watch how it behaves on a subject you’re not directly and closely involved with. Last week was one of those weeks.
He was brought on to give voice to what has become the universal UK-media spin on events in Catalonia – that both sides are to blame, that the Catalan government was provocative and irresponsible to call an “illegal” referendum, and that the only way for the area to achieve independence is through the 1978 Spanish constitution, despite it expressly forbidding any such action and its cornerstone of existence (also known as the “Preliminary Title”) being “based on the indissoluble unity of the Spanish Nation”.
So in the striking absence of any useful information in the press, we thought we’d do a little digging and see how that might work.
twathater on The Empty Hearse: “Naw James Bastard TAX MOAN gets the engerlish and dewish holidays all the time” Aug 5, 03:15
twathater on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “@ Sven 2.35pm EX FM takes great delight in calling voters despicable names” Aug 5, 03:04
Gordy on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Does oor Willie still have a boaby or has he transitioned to oor Wilhemina .” Aug 4, 22:06
Young Lochinvar on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Happy anniversary tomorrow of the battle of Otterburn: 1388. I’d be prepared to suggest that few if any of our…” Aug 4, 21:28
Young Lochinvar on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Good point MB. However, perhaps that’s because they were around longer and haven’t flagrantly nicked other peoples history and heroes…” Aug 4, 21:11
Mark Beggan on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “It’s interesting that all the other nations in the union have abundant mythology of their own.” Aug 4, 20:49
Young Lochinvar on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “An interesting post. I believe service in the trenches was also another traumatising influence in what he wrote.” Aug 4, 19:00
Young Lochinvar on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “For those who don’t know her, she is the one with a nose like Judge Alvin Valkenheiser in (aptly here)…” Aug 4, 18:44
George Ferguson on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Current polling SNP 54 MSPs Scottish Greens 16 MSPS. A new Bute House Agreement coming up. Kate Forbes couldn’t survive…” Aug 4, 18:27
Andrew scott on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Me thinks wee katie foresees Flynn taking over Snp Yeaugh” Aug 4, 18:22
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Just bought a copy of The Hobbit in Gaelic, newly translated by Moray Watson. Also available in Irish, Welsh, Cornish,…” Aug 4, 17:48
James on The Empty Hearse: “Do you shower pick up a lieu day for working the day? Oh, of course you’ll get the English holidays…” Aug 4, 17:36
Iain More on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “So Kate Forbes is resigning from Holyrood next May. It is another sure sign that the SNP is heading for…” Aug 4, 17:30
Mark Beggan on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “If the female energy commonly known as Dickola the Dickless is holding the reins. Then she’s s holding the reins…” Aug 4, 17:08
Dan on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Smiling like a Cheshire cat at the leadership announcement is not the coupon normally displayed by someone that’s missed out…” Aug 4, 17:03
Dan on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “She was likely only in the leadership “race” to take votes away from Ash Regan.” Aug 4, 16:56
Hatey McHateface on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “So a lemon crispy seagull then, if I correctly understood Dan’s post of yesterday. Incidentally, Lemon Duck is also a…” Aug 4, 16:54
Andy Ellis on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “I suspect “Dumb, Dumber and Dumberer” adequately covers it Sven. Proof if any were needed of the paucity of Scottish…” Aug 4, 16:49
Mark Beggan on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “That would never happen. If an ‘ilegal’ made your food and an ‘ilegal’ delivered your food on an illegal E-bike.…” Aug 4, 16:36
Mark Beggan on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Yes you are correct. Nogbad the Bad. Another disgusting individual on the make. That’s the Left Wing and the Right…” Aug 4, 16:26
Young Lochinvar on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “I sense the path to the top is being cleared for (uber Sturgeonista) Mairi McAllan.. Wonder if the local bookies…” Aug 4, 16:22
Hatey McHateface on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Minimum wage rises. NI rises. Then there’s the extra Scottish income tax brought in by (checks notes) Forbes’ SNP government.…” Aug 4, 16:07
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Saviour: “Fa’s Palestine then? I cannae find it oan ony map. Is it some kind o’ subterranean place? 🙂” Aug 4, 16:00
Sven on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “Mark Beggan @ 14.31. Bearing in mind Ms Forbes is a committed supporter of Freeports who was unable to register…” Aug 4, 15:26
KITTYBEE on Scotland’s Saviour: “Corbyn hasn’t got a discriminatory bone in his body.!!! Hate seeing genocide in Palestine? ANTISEMITISM!!!” Aug 4, 15:06
Sven on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “twathater @ 13.59. Whilst it is fine for career politicians to treat the voters who afforded them their well paid…” Aug 4, 14:35
Cynicus on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “So, did Murrell do her a favour when he rigged the election against her?” Aug 4, 14:15
twathater on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “So it now appears that ANY disagreement you have with any politician could be construed as abusive, especially if they…” Aug 4, 13:59
TURABDIN on The Deafening Echo Of Nothing: “KATE FORBES QUITTING….may that be the first of many in the faux nat. «nomenklatura»” Aug 4, 13:57