We can’t remember if anyone mentioned this last week when we were talking about the Scotland Office’s bizarre Buzzfeed escapades, so we’ll just put it up here now.
There’s something not quite right about that picture and the words underneath it, isn’t there, readers? Have you spotted it yet?
While its prevalence is new, the actual line is a tired old straw man – neither the First Minister nor the wider Yes campaign has EVER pretended Scotland would suddenly enter a fairytale utopia where everything was perfect and cash flowed from taps.
But for the avoidance of doubt, as advocates of a Yes vote, let’s put something on the record in black and white: There Will Be Cuts.
Better late than never. But there’s still something not quite right in the image above, and you’ll have to be one of our extra-specially alert readers to spot it.
Readers will know that as a rule we don’t just pinch bits of other peoples’ work wholesale, but in this particular case, given that the entire UK media’s been going on about it misleadingly for a solid week and still shows no sign of stopping, it seemed only fair that everyone should be up to speed on the source.
It’s a Bank Holiday and frankly there’s absolutely bugger-all of any interest in the news today, so I hope you’ll forgive me a personal indulgence, readers. I’ve only used the personal pronoun for a couple of Wings articles out of over 2,300 in the site’s two and a half years of existence, because the independence debate isn’t about me. But a curious piece in today’s Herald by David Torrance merits such a response.
If you don’t see what it’s got to do with that video*, bear with me.
To cheer you up a bit, we thought you might like to see a couple of rather curious pieces from this weekend’s right-wing press. 300 years of the Union have infamously left Scotland with the lowest life expectancies in the UK, as illustrated in particularly stark fashion by some maps published a couple of years ago in the Guardian:
Respectable author Allan Massie (father of Spectator columnist Alex) rather shames himself in today’s Scottish Mail On Sunday, with a particularly grim piece of what we assume is supposed to be comical crystal ball-gazing, painting a melodramatic picture of an apocalyptic post-independence Scotland as seen by Project Fear.
Over 2500 words long, it ticks all the boxes – no currency union, a mass exodus of business, Spain vetoing Scotland’s EU membership, economic Armageddon forcing the return of tuition fees and prescription charges, Trident staying on the Clyde permanently, Orkney and Shetland voting to stay with the UK and somehow taking the oil with them in direct contravention of all international law, and so on.
Which would all be a super piece of knockabout fun, were it not for the fact that we’ve already almost lost count of the number of times the right-wing English media, and in particular the Mail itself, has already trotted out this same dystopian drivel.
Despite the strikingly unequivocal nature of David Trimble’s clarification yesterday of his comments about the independence referendum’s potential impact on Northern Irish politics, remarkably the media are today still trying to spin them into a dire warning about a Yes vote causing renewed violence in the province.
The picture below is a page from this morning’s Sunday Times.
It doesn’t seem to have had a great deal of coverage, perhaps because most of the answers were in the “bleeding obvious” category – business frets about change, and the more change there might be the less they like it.
We’ve quite frequently highlighted the ugly, irresponsible tone of the No campaign’s – and especially Labour’s – comments about “foreigners”in the independence debate. And the reason we do is because that sort of language feeds attitudes like these.
Whoops, eh? Oddly, while the original story is still on the BBC NI website, we can’t seem to find one reporting the correction anywhere, even though Lord Trimble spoke to GMS more than eight hours ago. We’re sure it’ll be along any minute now.
lothianlad on Anything But That: “Just read that twat from scot goes pop ( what kind of a frucking name is that anyway) saying the…” Sep 2, 14:49
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “PS At the Dan Sahf reception following the viewing they were treated to Dan Sahf cuisine; pie mash and jellied…” Sep 2, 14:40
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “That’s another diplomatic slur. It’s King Haakon VIII.” Sep 2, 14:32
lothianlad on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “I find it hard to forgive the record and the unionist media!! They are looking to survive when independence happens!…” Sep 2, 14:31
lothianlad on Anything But That: “When they skipped the lite fandango, they didnt know the cartweels would make them fall so hard! the time to…” Sep 2, 14:29
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Ochone, Spartan! Professor Baird has a special beef with the Gaels. But he’ll tell you himself.” Sep 2, 14:26
Billie on Anything But That: “Back in 2024 there was a man who secured the required signatures to lodge nomination papers to contest the coronation…” Sep 2, 14:21
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “Thanks YL. Must admit, I giggled at that.” Sep 2, 14:17
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “I see the famous Bayeux tapestry is out on loan and will be viewed today by T’ King of Oop…” Sep 2, 14:11
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “Are we talking Lowland Scots or Broad Scots here? Something we, er, “Teuchters” as you lowlander plastic Scots call us,…” Sep 2, 14:10
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “It is odd, TURABDIN. Somebody on here is forever claiming that every English defeat gets airbrushed out of history.” Sep 2, 13:49
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “As always, Alf, I question your “abeelity” to make yourself understood even to a majority of your fellow Scots when…” Sep 2, 13:33
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Aye Hatey all that could be said has been said. The Leftys are self combusting at an incredible rate. General…” Sep 2, 13:00
TURABDIN on Anything But That: “The English establishment today celebrates an artefact depicting their conquest by a foreign «power», Normandy. Eccentricity is a national trait…” Sep 2, 12:49
Lorncal on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “You may be right, H McH, that Balkanisation would occur. That is a risk we have to take. Throughout English…” Sep 2, 12:31
Chas on Anything But That: “Hatey Why respond to an obvious nutter? Nothing you say will ever change it’s deranged mind.” Sep 2, 12:05
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““Aye you spooks based at Vauxhall Cross” Aye James, aw thay skivers aye lat ken thairsels as suin as thay…” Sep 2, 10:36
Minceheid on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Hatey McHateface says: 2 September, 2026 at 9:05 am MH. Indeed, nothing wrong. But mind, you’re on Wings BTL. That…” Sep 2, 10:13
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “As Dan says, consumption of oil and gas is very much not living in the past. And indeed the North…” Sep 2, 10:00
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: “Honestly Spartan, I’ve gotta say I think it’s all the preserve of the Bacofoil headgear wearers! 🙂 It does provide…” Sep 2, 09:44
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “The repeat prescriptions must be coming through like clockwork, CC. Shame. But that’s just me being selfish. Although the “episodes”…” Sep 2, 09:32
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “CC – joking aside, I’m convinced there’s a couple of 77th accounts trolling here. They’re pretty active on politics blogs/comments…” Sep 2, 09:30
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “That’s a new one, James. So if we Scots don’t vote the SNP into power, who do we vote for?…” Sep 2, 09:25
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “Hatey – why? There is indeed plenty of Oil & Gas (plus coal), largely squandered by decades of dreadful short-sighted…” Sep 2, 09:24
Dan on Anything But That: “Re. Accusations of living in the past… Alert readers can view this linked to site of the GB Grid, and…” Sep 2, 09:23
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Sure, Bilbo, they’ve been coming here since the late nineties. Meaning that numbers and percentages have been what the mathematicians…” Sep 2, 09:17
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: “Sadly, no mention of colonising, hotpot-wielding M15 operatives with their fiendish slow cookers and sinister Le Crueset pans at their…” Sep 2, 09:16
Hatey McHateface on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “MH. Indeed, nothing wrong. But mind, you’re on Wings BTL. That sets the bar very low.” Sep 2, 09:05
Hatey McHateface on The Shortest Day: “Sorry to hear you missed the bloody and arousing episode, Confused, with all its gore and erotic beastiality. That could…” Sep 2, 08:59
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Alert readers can stop at the copious oil and gas tripe. Quit living in the past, Confused.” Sep 2, 08:46