Scottish Labour won a council by-election in Fife last night, held after the long-serving Communist Party/independent councillor Willie Clarke (who can be seen on the last page of our Charlie Hebdo feature here) stepped down due to ill health.
The successful candidate Mary Lockhart was understandably jubilant, but there were a couple of what seemed like pertinent facts missing from the local paper’s report.
One thing you can always guarantee on GERS Day is that the latest set of figures for Scotland’s devolved economy inside the UK will trigger another uncontrolled spurt of “SNP HONEYMOON OVER” articles from the nation’s dogged commentariat.
Today we’ve seen already examples (links below) from two ex-Scotsman editors, Iain Martin and Magnus Linklater, the latter popping up in the Times by way of a rather crass and unpleasant analogy involving Oswald Mosley and the Blackshirts.
And since we’d rather watch “Suicide Squad” again than spend any more time going over the arguments about GERS (and trust us, readers, we don’t say that lightly), we thought it’d be more fun if we finally got round to compiling a semi-definitive list of all the times the collective wisdom of Scotland’s media and opposition has confidently predicted the SNP’s imminent demise.
We originally wrote this article in March, in response to the Government Expenditure and Revenue Scotland (better known as GERS) figures for 2014-15. We’ve updated it to take account of events since that time, of which there’s been one rather major one.
Today saw the publication (just five months after the 2014-15 GERS) of the 2015-16 stats, which are again triggering a convulsive orgy of “BLACK HOLE!” articles across the media, as every Unionist in the land falls over themselves to portray their own country as a useless scrounging subsidy junkie without actually using the exact words “too wee, too poor, too stupid”.
And once again, everywhere you look there’s a “Proud Scot” screaming about how the figures – showing an essentially unchanged “deficit” despite an almost £2bn fall in oil revenue – destroy a case for independence that those same people have spent most of the last four years stridently insisting never existed in the first place.
So let’s be absolutely clear: if Jeremy Corbyn wins the Labour leadership election next month, as almost everyone expects him to, the UK (and therefore Scotland) is doomed to Conservative rule until at least 2025.
That’s not our view, but the official public position of the leader of Scottish Labour.
Should there be a second independence referendum in the next few years, Scotland’s choice will be a clear one: a generation of brutal Tory austerity, isolated from Europe (losing out on billions of pounds in funding) and the protections of the Human Rights Act, or taking responsibility for ourselves.
And every time Kezia Dugdale or her Labour colleagues in Better Together 2.0 protest that there’s another option she’ll be contradicted not by angry nationalists, but by her own words. So we’re sure everyone on all sides of the debate in Scotland will be watching the outcome of the leadership contest with interest. There’s a lot at stake.
Today’s Sunday Times didn’t bother with any subtlety in its signalling of how people should expect the Scottish media to handle next week’s GERS figures.
There’ll be nothing but repeats of all last year’s articles in the papers, so there doesn’t seem to be much point in re-writing all the rebuttals. We’d advise readers not to expect to hear any of the facts or arguments in any of the above articles aired on TV or radio discussions of the new figures either. For the sake of your blood pressure, it’s probably best to stick to old QI repeats on Dave for the next eight days.
For several years now this site has been drawing attention to the weird phenomenon of phantom news – stories presented by the media without even a shred of supporting evidence yet treated as unquestionable empirical fact. And recently there have been more phantoms around the Scottish press than an episode of Scooby Doo.
The thing Alan Roden – who prefers intimidating ordinary members of the public by doorstepping them and vilifying them in his paper – links to in that tweet is an article on the Herald website last night. And it’s a weird article, because it’s an extensive, quote-laden story about something that doesn’t appear to have happened at all.
Spartan 117 on Strike A Pose, There’s Nothing To It: “It’s a transcript of an interview. If you don’t have the intelligence to read the article, don’t bother commenting.” Jul 1, 12:38
Campbell Clansman on Strike A Pose, There’s Nothing To It: “They decided there was no provable case of fraud on the part of the SNP. Let’s face it: as long…” Jul 1, 12:26
Spartan 117 on The Fast Track: “You have correctly identified the Professional Career Politician, the scourge of the current age.” Jul 1, 11:54
Spartan 117 on The Fast Track: “I’m sorry for your loss, NC. Condolences. I don’t think I could disagree with anything you’ve said there.” Jul 1, 11:52
Captain Caveman on The Fast Track: “I note you haven’t deigned to respond to my earlier critique as regards your misappropriation of Orwell despite his published…” Jul 1, 11:51
Iain Ross on The Fast Track: “The other significant issue is that, according to Mr Swinney, the two sums involved (c£460,000 embezzled by Murrell and c£660,000…” Jul 1, 11:50
Alf Baird on The Fast Track: ““Some of the reasons” We need only comprehend the root cause of all such events in a colonial society is…” Jul 1, 11:27
Northcode on The Fast Track: “Stop all the clocks… the stars are not wanted now; put out every one, pack up the moon and dismantle…” Jul 1, 11:18
Billie on The Fast Track: “Bumped in to an SNP councillor who I hadn’t seen for quote a while as I left the SNP about…” Jul 1, 10:55
Alf Baird on The Fast Track: “Yes James, Scots need to understand that “the devolved parliament to Scotland” is merely part of the machinery of colonial…” Jul 1, 10:52
James Che on The Fast Track: “Spartan 117. You are correct, Devolution had nothing to do with democracy in Scotland, it was about control that had…” Jul 1, 10:37
James Che on The Fast Track: “None of what I have posted is off topic of Stu’s post, or past posts, for the SNp corruption rests…” Jul 1, 10:04
Captain Caveman on The Fast Track: “@Hatey “Firm favourites of not a few Wingers!” Heh, indeed Hatey, the irony isn’t lost on me. 🙂” Jul 1, 10:01
Mark Beggan on The Fast Track: “You do know that you have to be actively seeking work. This doesn’t count.” Jul 1, 10:00
Captain Caveman on The Fast Track: ““Well hold on there Bald Eagle, have you been cut and pasting from AI again?” Well, duh, YL – that’ll…” Jul 1, 09:51
Captain Caveman on The Fast Track: ““… but do tell me how a people can begin to hold serious global power to account through political means…” Jul 1, 09:42
Spartan 117 on The Fast Track: “Correct. Devolution, as it was conceived, was nothing to do with improving democracy, it was about New Labour capitalising on…” Jul 1, 09:39
James Che on The Fast Track: “Three time this week the main stream news, after The outed keir Starmer the word and conversation on devolution has…” Jul 1, 09:22
sam on The Fast Track: “Nasty little fucker. You have contributed nothing to this site but abuse of others.” Jul 1, 09:19
Hatey McHateface on The Fast Track: “Don’t knock intersectional decolonised scissoring until you’ve read the time & motion studies that prove how it revilatises productivity in…” Jul 1, 09:01
James Che on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Stu, Those two entities of law certainly tried prosecution on Alex Salmond with less evidence and heresay including the evidence…” Jul 1, 08:57
Mark Beggan on The Fast Track: “A rock called Plymouth.” Jul 1, 08:56
Mark Beggan on The Fast Track: “This word salad was brought to you by Karen Wokenstein professor of intersectional decolonized scissoring at the University of Dundee.” Jul 1, 08:34
Mark Beggan on The Fast Track: “Lying in a Greenock hospital coughing your lungs out could may have felt a little like being on a raft…” Jul 1, 08:30
James Che on The Fast Track: “The one thing that Tony Blair and labour did for Scotland was devolution, The Scotland act. For what was once…” Jul 1, 08:24
Young Lochinvar on The Fast Track: “AI Dun No shit Einstein! Rather flies in the face though of why Dewar & co. fabricated Devolution as it…” Jul 1, 07:52
Aidan on The Fast Track: ““Scotland has for all my lifetime expressed a different political outlook to that of England, yet Scots have jist had…” Jul 1, 06:52
Young Lochinvar on The Fast Track: “HMcH Isn’t that a bit past your bedtime to be posting? Has matron been late on her rounds switching things…” Jul 1, 02:20