I still don’t like JK Rowling, for reasons I set out earlier this week. I certainly never in a million years imagined I’d ever find myself in a position where I respected her 50 times more than I do Nicola Sturgeon.
My legal team and I have just received, unexpectedly early, the sheriff’s verdict in my defamation case against Kezia Dugdale. The short and paraphrased version is that yes, she did defame me by inaccurately calling me a homophobe, but because she’s an idiot who doesn’t know what words mean, she’s allowed to, so we lose.
It’s always nice to see Michelle Mone in the news again, especially when the Tory peer crowbars an attempted intervention into Scottish politics into everything she does.
And since there’s not much else going on, it seemed like a good excuse to have a wee delve into what she’s been up to lately.
I apologise in advance to readers for the personal indulgence of this post.
Some months ago, quite coincidentally, I happened to avail myself of Twitter’s archive function, which allows users to download their entire tweet history. For various reasons I’ve been looking at it recently, and until I did I’d been unaware that it records not just a user’s own tweets, but also the tweets from other people that they’ve retweeted.
I’ve collected some of Wings’ tweets and retweets – in reverse chronological order – below. (Famously, of course, RTs aren’t necessarily endorsements, but you can decide on the underlying tone for yourself. Each of them links to the original tweet so you can see the whole conversation, or click on the links being referenced.)
They’re all on one subject, by way of illustration, because Twitter is a transient medium full of people all too eager to jump at the slightest excuse to make spurious and hateful allegations about everything (and anyone) under the sun to serve their own agendas, and for the sake of the future of human discourse it’s worth remembering that nothing exists in isolation or free of context, and we shouldn’t jump too easily to conclusions.
Great news, readers! After years of requests, it’s now finally possible to possess and cherish your very own adorable cuddly toy version of Wings’ symbolic embodiment of benign and welcoming independence, Hamish the lion!
This site is still hampered by the consequences of TotallyUnbelievableMadnessGate, so until normal service is resumed here’s a quick recap of a few stories from the last few days you may have missed.
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Stuart MacKay on Barbie Stories: “Like him or loathe him, at least Salmond understood what political capital was, how to acquire it, and how to…” May 16, 16:39
Aidan on Barbie Stories: “I’m not sure I see the problem here, Sally seems like a good laugh and given the SNP aren’t bothering…” May 16, 16:38
Heather McLean on Barbie Stories: “Jeezus wept! In all seriousness, anyone voting for this bimbo really is as once stated by Johann Lamont “not genetically…” May 16, 16:12
Marie on Some Attention For James: “Correct Geri. Those who cannot see this injustice are wilfully blind.” May 16, 14:55
The Flying Iron of Doom on Barbie Stories: “Surely that would just be an image depicting the view from an aircraft? ” May 16, 14:52
sarah on Some Attention For James: “@ Geri at 3.21: The confusing name was no doubt thought to be a good idea! Sarah Salyers’ Salvo is…” May 16, 14:43
Young Lochinvar on Barbie Stories: “The highbrow approach to appeal to yoof culture voters..” May 16, 14:11
Ian on Barbie Stories: “Had I not known Sally was a real person, I would have assumed the SNP had put up an AI-generated…” May 16, 13:52
desimond on Barbie Stories: “Shame on you Rev…for not asking the next question Where is she gonna be on the List? Got the classic…” May 16, 13:40
Hatey McHateface on Barbie Stories: “You start with the bus. After a few years you graduate to a motor home. The keys to the Ferrari…” May 16, 13:13
Hatey McHateface on Barbie Stories: “I have it on good authority (ahem) that one of the defining characteristics of Barbie (besides having a void between…” May 16, 13:06
Hatey McHateface on Some Attention For James: ““In what world does a brutal invading force suddenly become the victim?” Ah ken that ane, Barbs, it’s Middle Earth…” May 16, 12:56
stonefree on Barbie Stories: “It’s quite sad that Barbie’s Ferrari is a Pink & Pale Blue Bus & not from Parks” May 16, 12:55
duncanio on Barbie Stories: “I live in Edinburgh Southern and … I never thought I’d say this … thank Christ for Daniel Johnson. Phew!” May 16, 12:51
Alison on Barbie Stories: “This is utterly shameful. I thought they’d pretty much sunk as far as they could with the ‘vote sexy’ messages…” May 16, 12:50
James Barr Gardner on Some Attention For James: “Whin it comes to it awe the weel kent tory faces that jig that back intae ther lists seats afore…” May 16, 12:47
Andrew Morton on Barbie Stories: “I remember when Edinburgh South was a rock solid Conservative seat with Michael Clark Hutchison as the MP.” May 16, 12:46
Hatey McHateface on Some Attention For James: “It defo makes any alert reader wonder about the mental smarts of the Wings BTL posters who, only a couple…” May 16, 12:44
Rogueslr on Barbie Stories: “So, if meth users can act out their fetish of cross dressing and sexual assault when high, does this mean…” May 16, 12:35
Hatey McHateface on Barbie Stories: “Still, it’s grand to finally be able to put a face to the name ” May 16, 12:32
Effijy on Barbie Stories: “The people of Edinburgh will “Ken” fine. The pop band Human League were very poor musicians so they asked two…” May 16, 12:30
ScottieDog on Barbie Stories: “Thought the hidden pic was going to be an Angus Robertson POV” May 16, 12:25
James Cheyne on Some Attention For James: “No negotiations can be made between Westminster parliament and Westminsters devolved parliament in Scotland. It would have to be turned…” May 16, 11:53
James Cheyne on Some Attention For James: “ScottieDog What hat would wear while negotiating, If the devolved pariament in Scotland is Actually ‘ one and the same…” May 16, 11:48
Scott on Some Attention For James: “Hi Stu, Hope you’re keeping well, family okay… DO YOU CONDEMN THE EXPULSION OF CHRIS MCELENY!? That’s literally what it…” May 16, 11:43
James Cheyne on Some Attention For James: “Hatey McHateface, Indeed it would appear that a lot of Scots are unaware why the Devolved colonial Holywood parliament was…” May 16, 11:24
Aidan on The Blindness Of Hatred: “@Xaracen – you are arguing in direct opposition to both the historical record and the explicit language of the treaty,…” May 16, 10:59
Geri on Some Attention For James: “English water has just had a £3 billion bail out too & the fleecing is allegedly to pay bonuses. Welcome…” May 16, 10:22
ScottieDog on Some Attention For James: “Right/wrong, ANY vote for the SNP is simply as wasted indy vote. The flip side of the very welcome self-destruction…” May 16, 10:06
Vivian O’Blivion on Some Attention For James: “I would advise entering the pitchfork retail market. The Boss of the body which is supposed to regulate Scottish Water…” May 16, 08:50