We’re not a Catalonian-politics website and we don’t even have an opinion on whether Catalonia should be independent, but sometimes it’s easier to understand the workings and failings of the media if you watch how it behaves on a subject you’re not directly and closely involved with. Last week was one of those weeks.
He was brought on to give voice to what has become the universal UK-media spin on events in Catalonia – that both sides are to blame, that the Catalan government was provocative and irresponsible to call an “illegal” referendum, and that the only way for the area to achieve independence is through the 1978 Spanish constitution, despite it expressly forbidding any such action and its cornerstone of existence (also known as the “Preliminary Title”) being “based on the indissoluble unity of the Spanish Nation”.
So in the striking absence of any useful information in the press, we thought we’d do a little digging and see how that might work.
The first version is entirely accurate. Readers can decide for themselves why someone at the BBC felt it needed to be changed from neutral terms to pejorative ones.
This week’s publication of party accounts by the Electoral Commission, along with a string of recent stories about election expenses, served as a reminder to anyone who might have forgotten that the SNP are still, despite 10 years in power, the massive underdogs in Scottish politics.
Labour and the Tories, in particular, can always rely on handouts from their UK parent parties, who are in turn funded by massive donations from trade unions and big business respectively. In 2016 Labour trousered almost £15m from donors (over and above their membership revenues of £14m), while the Tories pocketed almost £19m in donations from their rich pals.
The Nats, meanwhile, have to gather most of their money from membership fees, but have been able to stay competitive in the campaign-heavy climate of the 2010s (since the turn of the decade the SNP have had to fight three expensive UK general elections, two Holyrood elections, two council elections, a European election and two referendums – that’s ten major votes in seven and a half years) thanks largely to extra help from lottery winners Colin and Chris Weir.
And the fact that Scottish politics can be something like an even remotely fair fight still leaves Unionists raging furiously at the burning injustice of it all.
Broadly speaking, the psychological phenomenon known as the Pollyanna Principle is a tendency to neurotically see the most positive possible view of a situation. It’s not generally widely found in newspapers – for whom bad news as a rule sells much better than good news – but for some reason the Scottish press makes a uniform exception when it comes to military shipbuilding.
This, for example, is today’s Herald:
Now, in itself that headline is – unusually – true, so far as it goes. But it only takes until the first sentence of the article text before things start to fall apart.
…which we felt it important to preserve for posterity lest anything happen to it. We’d charitably blame it all on the Telegraph, who made it, were it not for the fact that the Scottish Conservatives have posted it on their own Facebook page.
…that will satisfy the Unionist parties. Last night Ruth Davidson told STV viewers that even getting more than 50% of the vote in a general election wouldn’t give the SNP a mandate to pursue their manifesto policies.
She was echoing the words of Kezia Dugdale just over a year ago:
So that’s clear. Davidson has reversed her previous view. There is now no peaceful democratic avenue by which the people of Scotland could express the wish for a second referendum which the two main Unionist parties would accept. They have EXPLICITLY said, in full public view, that they would reject any democratic mandate.
Something really quite strange happened yesterday. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was caught red-handed in the act of telling a bare-faced, unarguable lie in the middle of a general election campaign, and nobody cared.
Reacting to the Crown Prosecution Service decision not to prosecute dozens of Tory MPs who’d broken the law in getting elected in 2015, the PM offered up a quote, which was reported in most of the newspapers:
Nice wee bit of snark on “all the major parties, and the Scottish nationalists” there. But there’s a slight problem with the statement, which is that it’s an absolute lie.
Northcode on The fight about to come: “If we’re using fighting metaphors then the real, most obvious and most urgent, fight facing independence-seeking Scots is the one…” Oct 15, 11:01
Minceheid on The fight about to come: “I’m nae ower bothered about the beer because I have been abstinent for the past twenty years, but I’d be…” Oct 15, 09:34
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “Too right. I read they have to even import welders these days.” Oct 15, 09:22
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “Get a grip, Bob. Free beer would break their own alcohol Minimum Unit Pricing law. Ain’t never gonna happen.” Oct 15, 08:42
robertkknight on The fight about to come: “Aye, right… SNP announce new manifesto pledge… “Free Beer Tomorrow”. Fool me once, and all that.” Oct 15, 03:09
Mark Beggan on The fight about to come: “Do you have growth in your postcode? See a Doctor.” Oct 15, 00:25
Rob on The fight about to come: “Who is looking for perfection? Just basic competence and the feeling that they represent the majority of the country instead…” Oct 14, 22:55
100%Yes on The fight about to come: “The national will feed you any story that makes you buy the paper, so your being lied to and your…” Oct 14, 22:39
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “Aldi 3 YO blended whisky on your breath.” Oct 14, 20:19
Hatey McHateface on The fight about to come: “Aye. Right. What is it with people constantly parroting this £600,000 shite? It’s as if they never heard of bank…” Oct 14, 20:00
Aidan on The fight about to come: “Exactly – a “perfect” government is impossible because people will evaluate a government against different sets of values, interests and…” Oct 14, 19:56
SilentMajority on The fight about to come: “‘Groundhog Day’ anyone? “Our money’s all been spent I don’t know if all that’s true ‘Cause you got me and…” Oct 14, 19:08
Mark Beggan on The fight about to come: “Walk on with hope in your heart and growth in your postcode.” Oct 14, 18:59
factchecker on The fight about to come: “There has never been a perfect government, anywhere. But it is reasonably to expect competence. And it is essential to…” Oct 14, 18:18
factchecker on The fight about to come: “Sarah, That is defeatism. It is perfectly simple to remove these “morons” at any election. Vote for another party. Otherwise,…” Oct 14, 18:12
Ex President Xiden on The fight about to come: “The good news is the SNP has a £600000 referendum fighting fund put aside. I remember them asking for donations.” Oct 14, 18:02
Spartan 117 on The fight about to come: “No excuse in my opinion. Voting SNP and expecting independence is like voting Tory and expecting conservatism/tax cuts/small state. If…” Oct 14, 17:49
Spartan 117 on The fight about to come: “Just as a clarification, my comment about “laughable agitprop fanfic” refers to The National and not Stu’s excellent blog. Sorry…” Oct 14, 17:40
Spartan 117 on The fight about to come: “A very naive view. The career politician is an established industry across the West now and it won’t go away.…” Oct 14, 17:37
Spartan 117 on The fight about to come: “Looks like (yet another) recycle of made-up front-page “headlines” as seen on the montage to the right of this page…” Oct 14, 17:28
am firinn on The fight about to come: “Sarah is right again. Anyone who thinks that independence must wait for a perfect Scottish Government to be achieved does…” Oct 14, 17:20
BLMac on The fight about to come: “Looks like the SNP have dug out the Independence Carrot from under all those Stonewall Gender Manuals. Now they’re looking…” Oct 14, 16:52
Aidan on The fight about to come: “Oh yeah if Scotland achieved independence at the helm they’d definitely all just resign en-mass wouldn’t they, rather than say…” Oct 14, 16:38
sarah on The fight about to come: “It’s so obvious, isn’t it? Why don’t the members all see it? Perhaps they do but they see no alternative…” Oct 14, 16:25
sarah on The fight about to come: “@ Rob, these morons will probably stay in charge until we leave the Union. They will have no hold on…” Oct 14, 16:17
Lollysmum on The fight about to come: “Of course Indyref2 is looming or ahead according to Keith Brown & that’s where it will always remain “ahead” as…” Oct 14, 16:11
Dubh on The fight about to come: “Utterly frustrating and damning in equal measure. *sigh” Oct 14, 16:04
Rob on The fight about to come: “It will be a cold day in hell before I would vote yes a second time while these morons are…” Oct 14, 16:01