Yesterday we brought you news of the Scottish Mail On Sunday’s deep concern that the new Scottish budget might cost wealthy old people cashing in a £600,000 pension pot as one lump sum as much as £3,000 in extra tax. It was a heart-rending tale, but today we have one even more harrowing.
Yesterday’s edition of the Scottish Mail On Sunday devoted most of a page to a weird column from Ruth Davidson (in which she appeared to believe that Alex Salmond was still the First Minister), crowing about the great deal that Scotland’s 13 Tory MPs have supposedly won for Scotland in this week’s coming budget.
The first alleged fruits of the deal were revealed today.
That tweet is quite disturbing in itself, because what it unmistakeably implies is that if Scotland had voted for more SNP MPs in June and fewer Tories, the UK government would have retaliated by spitefully punishing innocent war veterans.
And Poppy Scotland weren’t too pleased about being weaponised either.
This is the former Labour UK government minister, socialist and internationalist Brian Wilson in the Scotsman today, gloating and crowing that the democratically-elected government of Catalonia has been deposed and imprisoned (the latest in a series of arrests and jailings of leaders of the independence movement) for seeking to discover the will of the Catalan people in a referendum, in accordance with the mandate they were elected on – an act Wilson somehow contrives to describe as “tyranny”.
Wilson, whose Twitter avatar is a picture of himself with Fidel Castro, asserts that the Spanish government’s literally fascist coup and oppression of its people is a “lesson for Scotland”. We doubt we’re alone in finding that view chilling.
We’re not a Catalonian-politics website and we don’t even have an opinion on whether Catalonia should be independent, but sometimes it’s easier to understand the workings and failings of the media if you watch how it behaves on a subject you’re not directly and closely involved with. Last week was one of those weeks.
He was brought on to give voice to what has become the universal UK-media spin on events in Catalonia – that both sides are to blame, that the Catalan government was provocative and irresponsible to call an “illegal” referendum, and that the only way for the area to achieve independence is through the 1978 Spanish constitution, despite it expressly forbidding any such action and its cornerstone of existence (also known as the “Preliminary Title”) being “based on the indissoluble unity of the Spanish Nation”.
So in the striking absence of any useful information in the press, we thought we’d do a little digging and see how that might work.
The first version is entirely accurate. Readers can decide for themselves why someone at the BBC felt it needed to be changed from neutral terms to pejorative ones.
This week’s publication of party accounts by the Electoral Commission, along with a string of recent stories about election expenses, served as a reminder to anyone who might have forgotten that the SNP are still, despite 10 years in power, the massive underdogs in Scottish politics.
Labour and the Tories, in particular, can always rely on handouts from their UK parent parties, who are in turn funded by massive donations from trade unions and big business respectively. In 2016 Labour trousered almost £15m from donors (over and above their membership revenues of £14m), while the Tories pocketed almost £19m in donations from their rich pals.
The Nats, meanwhile, have to gather most of their money from membership fees, but have been able to stay competitive in the campaign-heavy climate of the 2010s (since the turn of the decade the SNP have had to fight three expensive UK general elections, two Holyrood elections, two council elections, a European election and two referendums – that’s ten major votes in seven and a half years) thanks largely to extra help from lottery winners Colin and Chris Weir.
And the fact that Scottish politics can be something like an even remotely fair fight still leaves Unionists raging furiously at the burning injustice of it all.
Broadly speaking, the psychological phenomenon known as the Pollyanna Principle is a tendency to neurotically see the most positive possible view of a situation. It’s not generally widely found in newspapers – for whom bad news as a rule sells much better than good news – but for some reason the Scottish press makes a uniform exception when it comes to military shipbuilding.
This, for example, is today’s Herald:
Now, in itself that headline is – unusually – true, so far as it goes. But it only takes until the first sentence of the article text before things start to fall apart.
Garavelli Princip on When the law breaks the law: ““Perhaps you could inform us which “senior Whitehall-appointed civil servants” just got rid of Scotland’s Not Proven verdict”. That’s not…” Feb 21, 14:26
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on When the law breaks the law: “ALBA PARTY LEADER’S UPDATE Dear friend Let me, firstly, thank you for your support for our Party over these past…” Feb 21, 14:19
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: ““A much better version than the original” Sorry, Northy, but naw. As the most recent research indicates that Shakespeare was…” Feb 21, 13:42
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: ““rape and pillage, sell out your country” My, willie, either you subscribe to a much more sensationalist publication than I…” Feb 21, 13:36
Northcode on When the law breaks the law: “Here’s a better version of Hamlet, the play scribbled doun by Shakespeare, scrieven by the same lass who wrote WIDDERSHIN.…” Feb 21, 13:16
Northcode on When the law breaks the law: “Since bugger aw is happening in this place here’s some poetry scrieven in Scots and quilled by a Scot fir…” Feb 21, 12:49
Marie on When the law breaks the law: “It’s the concept of the UK that people on here have a problem with – not the reality that the…” Feb 21, 11:25
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Hope ye were wearing a guid pair o tackety boots, Marie. An nae standin oan a tiled flair!” Feb 21, 11:06
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Ah, c’moan noo, x, hoo mony years ye bin oan here an ye’ve learnit naething? Nae sic a thing as…” Feb 21, 11:04
agentx on When the law breaks the law: “The Isle of Islay is now in British waters having steamed past Lands End and heading for Greenock at 15.6kn.…” Feb 21, 10:50
Northcode on When the law breaks the law: “Guid mornin’ tae aw yous folk fannyin aboot oan here. Hae a guid weekend the lot o ye, aye. Thon…” Feb 21, 10:32
Marie on When the law breaks the law: “It was easy to hoodwink people in the olden days. In the olden days could incur the wrath of a…” Feb 21, 10:26
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “@Onlooker Not my fault that you lack the smarts to follow my posts. You’re online, obviously. Most of human knowledge…” Feb 21, 10:23
willie on When the law breaks the law: “Absolutely interesting points about allegiance and fighting for who. One thing that has come out into the public domain is…” Feb 21, 10:20
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “Loving the idea that there are such things as legal and illegal wars, Marie, and that once the shooting starts,…” Feb 21, 10:12
TURABDIN on When the law breaks the law: “«This one has a way to run and run, and the stench which surrounds both politics and the Palace will…” Feb 21, 09:36
Marie on When the law breaks the law: “@McHate 11.14pm (20/2/26). When you are sent to illegal wars and see obscene acts of violence against civilians you return…” Feb 21, 09:27
Dan on When the law breaks the law: “@ Onlooker https://grousebeater.wordpress.com/2021/05/21/sturgeons-skeleton/ https://petercherbi.wordpress.com/2021/03/10/first-interests-judge-recommended-for-judicial-role-by-nicola-sturgeon-found-first-minister-committed-three-counts-of-professional-misconduct-in-law-society-probe-of-ms-sturgeons-failure-to-pro/” Feb 21, 09:04
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “Any truth in the rumour Keir Starmer is going to appoint Gary Glitter as Ambassador to the USA?” Feb 21, 02:07
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “HMcH Well Oi Vey Y’all!! FYI: Mumbling was permitted when swearing-in in divided Glasgow back then.. AI not tell you…” Feb 21, 00:01
Onlooker on When the law breaks the law: “Reply reply reply reply reply reply reply sneer fart waffle baffle babble…if you are a paid bot, you must have…” Feb 20, 23:22
Onlooker on When the law breaks the law: “Forgive my lack of exact recollection of details, but didn’t Nicola Sturgeon recommend Dorothy Bain for the Lord Advocate job…” Feb 20, 23:20
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “Anyone see the irony of Ross Greer attacking Randy Andy (guilty as eff probably) while “its” party was the governmental…” Feb 20, 23:20
Hatey McHateface on When the law breaks the law: “I recall you claiming you served in the British Army. That will make you one of the very few (perhaps…” Feb 20, 23:14
Young Lochinvar on When the law breaks the law: “Interesting how quickly, all things considered, that things have moved on since Auld Lizzie the lizard shuffled off this mortal…” Feb 20, 22:53
chic kirk on When the law breaks the law: “i donated but will do so again as needed, we the public must step forwrd to support people like mark…” Feb 20, 22:23
David Holden on When the law breaks the law: “Perhaps we should be running a crowd funder for the world’s greatest living half Greek former prince who has fallen…” Feb 20, 16:07
sarah on When the law breaks the law: “@ Mark Hirst: I donated when you first opened the crowdfunder and will do so again. I note that the…” Feb 20, 15:55